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Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby Turtleburp » Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:19 pm

Over a few posts it has become clear that at some point some of my (adoptive) Strayan countrymen have managed to upset the esteemed Simon.

It occurred to me as I sat enjoying a stupidly cold and fizzy beer with the king of Straya -after the shearing but before the foyting- that we should really, as a nation, say sorry.

For efficiency's sake though we should add it to the other 'sorries' ...

http://australiasayssorry.net76.net/index.php








Apologies in advance for any offense - Strayans please don't revoke my visa
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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby Sham » Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:04 am

Turtleburp, that's a start, but there are so many other countries and continents (as well as religions, cultures, monarchies and regimes) that need to apologize to Simon.

Simon, I apologize for anything hurtful that I may or may not have said to your face or behind your back. I am sure that the history books (they do still use books, don't they?) will portray you in the bright and positive light that you deserve.


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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:10 am

FUCK YOUR APOLOGIES!


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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby FIGJAM » Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:14 am

I somehow senced that Simon did'nt need an apologie. 8)
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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby AntiM » Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:09 am

I'm all hot and bothered now, damn you all.
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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby ygmir » Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:27 pm

AntiM wrote:I'm all hot and bothered now, damn you all.

dress yourself as a baby and find a Dingo!!
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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby Elorrum » Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:03 pm

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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:31 pm

Okay, that's the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks, Ellorum.
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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby Turtleburp » Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:51 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, that's the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks, Ellorum.


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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby MyDearFriend » Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:46 am

Turtleburp wrote:Over a few posts it has become clear that at some point some of my (adoptive) Strayan countrymen have managed to upset the esteemed Simon.



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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:33 am

Turtleburp wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, that's the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks, Ellorum.


I assume you did not read my masterful website then...

My first website and it is full of coloUr, humoUr and other oUrs


It must have been a laboUr of love. You apologize with such fervoUr and candoUr, you might be mistaken for Canadians.
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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:12 am

canadians dont fart as much.
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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby ygmir » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:17 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:canadians dont fart as much.


or have sun tans.
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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:47 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:canadians dont fart as much.


You obviously don't know me.

Oh, wait, I'm half Australian. Guess that explains it...

(And, yeah, my Australian relatives have SHOCKINGLY bad manners when it comes to gassy emissions... from both ends. I remember when my grandma came to visit us when I was a kid... :shock:. And, of course, half a dozen people from one family is a perfectly good sample from which to judge an entire country. :roll:)


ygmir wrote:or have sun tans.


Sadly, this part is (somewhat) true. Lots of Canadians are born with a tan. Lots of others go for that orange spray. But neither is really a suntan.
And even my Australian family members don't really have tans. My family is just that white. FUCK.
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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:00 am

excuse me! I'm actually quite likely to use the british "u". Brought up by an anglophile.
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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby tamarakay » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:29 pm

oh my god that is hilarious!
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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby International Incident » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:14 pm

ygmir wrote:
AntiM wrote:I'm all hot and bothered now, damn you all.

dress yourself as a baby and find a Dingo!!


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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby FIGJAM » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:20 pm

But we're in a different time zone. 8)
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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby Turtleburp » Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:48 am

Thanks bumble those wasted years in front of the telly bring us:

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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby Bumble » Sat Jul 21, 2012 4:26 am

"A dingo ate my baby" so 1990's

This from Buffy - season 2
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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby Lonesomebri » Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:43 pm

I'm no Aussie, but I figured that I'd get in on the apology also. Don't think I've offended Simon, but there's still time, right?
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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby Bob » Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:10 pm

Apologies, but it's *the* dingo, not *a* dingo.
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Re: Australia to apologize to Simon...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:12 pm

oh im VERY offensive.



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