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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Turtleburp » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:04 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:just a scorecard for those playing the game.

here are my official socks.

simon of the playa
Roberto Dobbisano
H.G.Crosby
Liz Estrada
ZeroandOne
Snowah Zark
Adam Link


there are 3 others that remain hidden, even to the mods via IP spoofing..

any other questions?


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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:13 pm

Clearings of the throat are not questions.
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby lemur » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:29 pm

is one of them lemur ?
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:34 pm

One clearing of the throat may or may not be lemur.

(I am in a funny mood. I attribute it to telling my father the higgs-bosun joke...)
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Turtleburp » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:14 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Clearings of the throat are not questions.


Indeed they are not - that one meant don't leave me out I am an aspiring Simon Sock
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Bob » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:39 pm

Please delete vanity threads.
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:25 am

dad?
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby goathead » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:45 am

suprized he isn't having you get mommy a drink
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:52 am

I so could use one today...
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby goathead » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:53 am

the drink or the mom?
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:57 am

I dont mix milk with my Likker...
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby goathead » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:59 am

sometimes a little coffee likker early in the morning just starts the day off right though
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby pinemom » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:31 am

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KNOCK KNOCK!



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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby ygmir » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:32 am

pinemom wrote:```````````````````````````````````````````````````````


KNOCK KNOCK!



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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby pinemom » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:40 am

Boobarians...for once a Booby, always a Booby! Simon's just a Booby in Root Society socks!
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby AntiM » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:45 am

A boob a day keeps the socks away?
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby pinemom » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:49 am

Well yes and no....

A Boob may be able to get you outa your socks though! But some Boobs make socks into puppets....so...its an art!
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby ygmir » Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:08 am

nothing wrong with a handful of boob, or sock, or boob in a sock........
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby littleflower » Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:16 am

some of us used to put socks in our bra to make it look like we had boobs .............. does that count?
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby pinemom » Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:30 am

YES! reigning prez of Itty bitty titty committee
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:01 am

breathe deep, the playa is the dust of your ancestors

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