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Simon's a Joke.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:56 pm

Ive thought about this for awhile, and figured this will make everything easier.

I'm a Joke.

A multi faceted one, but nonetheless a Joke.

Almost Nothing i say here is meant to be malicious, although sometimes i slip.

Many times my very very obtuse sense of humor is misunderstood.

I have long running gags, and the eplaya and elsewhere is where i perform my schtick.

I will preface all serious posts in the future as such..."serious face" and will be as sincere as i can.

Im actually about as liberal as they come, and tolerant and open minded, seriously.

Its a Joke....most rumors about me were STARTED by me...

Another Joke.

So please, sit back and enjoy the show, if my lenny gets too brucey ill pay the price all comedians pay when they bomb.

It wont be funny.

Anyway, serious face off, fire away, im bulletproof anyway, at least thats what they say.
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby sftex » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:16 pm

Should we all hug you now?
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Sham » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:20 pm

Simon, you may be a joke, but you're our joke and that's why we love you! (not in the trashy, slutty cheap way you may be thinking, but more along the lines of a new puppy)

To know you is to understand you and I am glad that I can call you a friend. (I can call you a friend, can't I?)

In any event, you do bring a serious piece of the playa and the Burning Man spirit into our daily lives and I for one am glad you're here.

I know there's been some bantering here on eplaya, but I am sure that this is due to people not meeting you face to face. Once they do, they will get you.

There, I said it---now fuck off Simon! :D
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby mgb327 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:30 pm

Now, let's get back to you are doing it wrong...I think Yoga is a wonderful endeavour, especially in Times Fucking Square, en mass....while SMOKING.
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:32 pm

Ah, fuck all of youse fuckos...
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:33 pm

mgb327 wrote:I think Yoga is a wonderful endeavour, especially in Times Fucking Square, en mass....while SMOKING.


I think it's called Smoga.
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby mgb327 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:34 pm

Down here in "ol Virginny", my NJ friends say "youse-all" fuckos.
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Bounce530 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:35 pm

Your Dr. has you on new med's, eh?
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby mgb327 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:36 pm

They put him on 15mg Stopadrool and a 5mg Preventafit.
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:37 pm

i just don't want anyone to say that they didn't get the fucking memo...


i have enough hate mail as it is..
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:41 pm

mgb327 wrote:They put him on 15mg Stopadrool and a 5mg Preventafit.
Bounce530 wrote:Your Dr. has you on new med's, eh?
mgb327 wrote:Down here in "ol Virginny", my NJ friends say "youse-all" fuckos.
catinthefunnyhat wrote:
mgb327 wrote:I think Yoga is a wonderful endeavour, especially in Times Fucking Square, en mass....while SMOKING.


I think it's called Smoga.
Shambala wrote:Simon, you may be a joke, but you're our joke and that's why we love you! (not in the trashy, slutty cheap way you may be thinking, but more along the lines of a new puppy)

To know you is to understand you and I am glad that I can call you a friend. (I can call you a friend, can't I?)

In any event, you do bring a serious piece of the playa and the Burning Man spirit into our daily lives and I for one am glad you're here.

I know there's been some bantering here on eplaya, but I am sure that this is due to people not meeting you face to face. Once they do, they will get you There, I said it---now fuck off Simon!
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.:D




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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:44 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:I FUCKED ALL OF YOUR MAMAS LAST NIGHT.


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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby H.G.Crosby » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:46 pm

yes...

feel the schwartz...

you know you wanna...
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:47 pm

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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby AntiM » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:08 pm

Sanitized for Your Protection.
These are not my fuckos.
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby jkisha » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:49 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:Ive thought about this for awhile, and figured this will make everything easier.

I'm a Joke.

A multi faceted one, but nonetheless a Joke.

Almost Nothing i say here is meant to be malicious, although sometimes i slip.

Many times my very very obtuse sense of humor is misunderstood.

I have long running gags, and the eplaya and elsewhere is where i perform my schtick.

I will preface all serious posts in the future as such..."serious face" and will be as sincere as i can.

Im actually about as liberal as they come, and tolerant and open minded, seriously.

Its a Joke....most rumors about me were STARTED by me...

Another Joke.

So please, sit back and enjoy the show, if my lenny gets too brucey ill pay the price all comedians pay when they bomb.

It wont be funny.

Anyway, serious face off, fire away, im bulletproof anyway, at least thats what they say.


I find this hard to believe.
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby junglesmacks » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:00 pm

Bob wrote:Jesus fuck, I thought we banned vanity threads.



Hey.. I didn't say it.
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby lucky420 » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:14 pm

oh I just love a good joke :mrgreen:
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Homiesinheaven » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:22 pm

awwwww, what a softie. seriously though, what day is SKRILLEX playing at Root Society???

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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:41 pm

If Simon's a joke, and Foxfur's a riddle, who's a knock-knock joke? The Booby Bar?
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:42 pm

here's a knock knock joke for ya...



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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:45 pm

now THATS funny...




sorry kisha, but im not gonna start another fucking thread to explain why.
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby jkisha » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:54 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:now THATS funny...




sorry kisha, but im not gonna start another fucking thread to explain why.

Ya, that's probably a good idea. You didn't do such a good job of explaining in that thread. No reason to believe a new one would be any better. :shock:
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby 48_love » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:58 pm

Don't believe a word they type!!

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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby junglesmacks » Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:24 pm

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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby gyre » Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:07 pm

I enjoy it when Simon loses track of his socks and gets in a fight with himself, and then other people try to calm him/them down.
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:35 pm

Simon and his socks.

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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:26 am

just a scorecard for those playing the game.

here are my official socks.

simon of the playa
Roberto Dobbisano
H.G.Crosby
Liz Estrada
ZeroandOne
Snowah Zark
Adam Link


there are 3 others that remain hidden, even to the mods via IP spoofing..

any other questions?
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby nilasnake » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:12 pm

we need more liz
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Re: Simon's a Joke.

Postby Elorrum » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:40 pm

I think I've plonked liz... hm. can't remember, it was pre-sock awareness.

It's good id. plus there a shit load of art and heart, and humor, and that's nothing to sneeze at.

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