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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:04 pm

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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby Elorrum » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:19 pm

What's the name of the act? The Aristocrats.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:09 pm

If they're "goddesses" and they're offering "face value" isn't that code for blow jobs?
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby Eric » Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:33 pm

Wow. Bad poetry, birgins, goddesses and "LED entertainment" to trade. Do I even want to know?
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:46 pm

Probably not...
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:48 pm

Has someone created a Venn diagram of goddesses and sparkleponies?
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby jkisha » Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:37 pm

I really don't have anything else to add, but I thought I should at least post to let you know I have been enjoying the commentary.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby AntiM » Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:33 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Has someone created a Venn diagram of goddesses and sparkleponies?



There must be a third vector.... is it adversity? Or boobs?
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby wh..sh » Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:41 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Has someone created a Venn diagram of goddesses and sparkleponies?

Based on your experience, do you think these are mutually exclusive events?
We need to know the possibilities.

Honestly, I am more interested in celestial brothers and sun sisters.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:16 am

I think "celestial brothers"' and "soul sisters" should count as keywords worth the same number of points as "soul mate."
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:36 am

wh..sh wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Has someone created a Venn diagram of goddesses and sparkleponies?

Based on your experience, do you think these are mutually exclusive events?
We need to know the possibilities.

Honestly, I am more interested in celestial brothers and sun sisters.

I'd say that "celestial brothers" means something to do with man on man love, but it would sound homophobic...

And no, goddesses and sparkleponies are not mutually exclusive. There is over lap, more than 50% worth. But not 100, I think. So what is the overlap? And what are other relevant classes that should be included...
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby trilobyte » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:35 pm

I figured it was a new age way of saying brother from another mother
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:53 pm

Oh, new age boy bff, then.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby jkisha » Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:33 pm

catinthefunnyhat wrote:I think "celestial brothers"' and "soul sisters" should count as keywords worth the same number of points as "soul mate."
+25 points for having a meltdown in your ticket-begging thread in response to criticism/snark. Bonus +50 if, mid-meltdown, you claim to be especially enlightened.

I like that one.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby Box Burner » Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:55 am

Well the sun sisters haven't offered up their bodies yet.

Or is it Kcreations a sock?
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby AntiM » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:06 am

trilobyte wrote:I figured it was a new age way of saying brother from another mother



Why does Dick in a Box keep replaying in my head?
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:49 am

jkisha wrote:
catinthefunnyhat wrote:I think "celestial brothers"' and "soul sisters" should count as keywords worth the same number of points as "soul mate."
+25 points for having a meltdown in your ticket-begging thread in response to criticism/snark. Bonus +50 if, mid-meltdown, you claim to be especially enlightened.

I like that one.

Yes. It does have merit.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby wh..sh » Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:53 am

Do we have any point system for poetry, especially the bad ones?
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby KCreation » Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:10 am

No Score Boys? I'm disappointed.... We were just wanting to know how to get tickets.. No Weirdness.. No sexual stuff. We are good people. New to the Burning board. We have friends in the burning community, but instead of bugging them about tickets we are Honestly trying to get them in a more creative way, our selfs.. We are a little late I know. We are Wishing on Luck. I love the banter can't wait to play!
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:24 am

KCreation wrote:No Score Boys? I'm disappointed.... We were just wanting to know how to get tickets.. No Weirdness.. No sexual stuff. We are good people. New to the Burning board. We have friends in the burning community, but instead of bugging them about tickets we are Honestly trying to get them in a more creative way, our selfs.. We are a little late I know. We are Wishing on Luck. I love the banter can't wait to play!


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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby jkisha » Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:48 am

I think we now need to come up with a point redemption system for ticket seekers that find this thread and start rating themselves!
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby wh..sh » Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:08 am

catinthefunnyhat wrote:Well... welcome to the snickering lounge. Pull up a barstool and have a drink.

*nudges Cat to pass the kool aid*

KCreation, in our defense, some of us have no heart, no soul, and we know we are going to hell. So, sit down and feel free to score yourself :)
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby BBadger » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:04 pm

I think we need a "doggerel bonus" for posts like this.

Also, what about a "grilled cheese" bonus? I've seen that pop up more than once.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:10 pm

BBadger wrote:I think we need a "doggerel bonus" for posts like this.

Also, what about a "grilled cheese" bonus? I've seen that pop up more than once.



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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:41 pm

BBadger wrote:I think we need a "doggerel bonus" for posts like this.

Also, what about a "grilled cheese" bonus? I've seen that pop up more than once.



Doggerel bonus: Definitely.

Grilled cheese bonus: Yeah, I was thinking the same. Since the epic grilled-cheese-sandwich-maker post, which was (deservedly) successful, people seem to be repeating the words "grilled cheese" as though they were magic. Perhaps a new ePlaya superstition is being born? I wonder if the bonus should be generalized to something like "gift plagiarism?" That might be too vague. Perhaps specific things like "grilled cheese" need to be added to the list as they come up.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:59 pm

Why do I crave a grilled cheese with bacon sandwich on slice sourdough all of the sudden? Damn you ePlaya!
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby Savannah » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:37 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Why do I crave a grilled cheese with bacon sandwich on slice sourdough all of the sudden? Damn you ePlaya!


No, damn YOU, Doc Pyro!

I was fine until sourdough got involved.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby AntiM » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:44 pm

And pickles. Please, say pickles will be involved.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby wh..sh » Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:50 pm

catinthefunnyhat wrote:people seem to be repeating the words "grilled cheese" as though they were magic.

If I have learnt anything, there is already a magic word and its "bacon".
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

Postby Eric » Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:59 pm

I think any "gift plagiarism" should be a +25 at least since it shows both a lack of creativity and a level of desperation.

If they mention how creative they are (or how many skills they have) while plagiarizing it should be +50.
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