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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:55 am

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Re: Hearse

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:26 am

Are those early 20th century attempts to make motorized hearses look like the horse-drawn ones, or are those more modern?
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Re: Hearse

Postby MyDearFriend » Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:37 am

Oh wow UD how 'bout a ride to glory with a buncha naked babies on the roof???

:lol:

Too bad you have to be dead though.
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Re: Hearse

Postby Dr. Pyro » Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:48 am

It would never pass DMV inspection. Not mutated enough.
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Re: Hearse

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:36 am

MyDearFriend wrote:Oh wow UD how 'bout a ride to glory with a buncha naked babies on the roof???

:lol:

Too bad you have to be dead though.


It's not too early for a dress rehearsal. ;)
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Re: Hearse

Postby OregonRed » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:57 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:It would never pass DMV inspection. Not mutated enough.


So, we just throw some kick-ass flame effects on any one of those...


They are really beautiful. Thank you for sharing, UD.
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Re: Hearse

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:26 pm

At your service.
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Re: Hearse

Postby Sham » Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:47 pm

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Re: Hearse

Postby robbidobbs » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:00 pm

THAT is a beautiful car.
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Re: Hearse

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:26 pm

Any one else experiencing the insertion of that piece of childhood folklore that starts, "Oh never laugh when a hearse goes by..." every time you read the title of this thread?
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Re: Hearse

Postby AntiM » Wed Mar 21, 2012 6:59 am

No, but our school bus in VA went by a cemetery daily. The other kids taught me to hold my breath until we were past the place. Care to share? I know, I could google it.

Oh, and nice side-boob on the weeping angel.
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Re: Hearse

Postby unjonharley » Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:15 am

Never laugh when a hearse go's by.

You may be the next to die..

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They will wrap you up in a bloody sheet.

And bury you six feet deep..

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Re: Hearse

Postby Lassen Forge » Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:04 am

I got to see inside the Carthedral when it was on display over at the Towe Museum in Sacto - I love the stained glass... what a phenomenal car! (IIRC the bottom is an S&S FC, the top is VW. The workmanship and work superb!!!! And yea, verily, the DMV would likely never approve it as an approved mutant vehicle nowdays... ;( Sad for such a legendary piece of drivable (and street legal) art..

The early Coaches look like they're out of the 20's... I've seen a 29 Cadillac, a slick and streamlined late-30's Packard "Combo" (both a hearse and an ambulance), and my favorite, an ancient Packard conversion from about 20-something. The whole carved wood thing was part of the era... after all, who wanted their last ride to be in the back of a stakebed truck formerly used for hauling kegs of beer? (OK, never mind, I could think of a lot worse ways to be delivered to your final resting spot then via a beer truck!)

Like the old saying - Don't let your first ride in a hearse be your last...
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Re: Hearse

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:05 am

AntiM wrote:Oh, and nice side-boob on the weeping angel.

Yeah, whack off while the hearse rolls by.
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Re: Hearse

Postby Elliot » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:00 pm

*counting seconds before somebody posts the Harold And Maude Jaguar*
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Re: Hearse

Postby Sail Man » Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:01 pm

Elliot wrote:*counting seconds before somebody posts the Harold And Maude Jaguar*


Hope you weren't also holding your breath, cuz if you were you'll probably be riding in her soon :P

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Re: Hearse

Postby moonrise » Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:06 pm

Thanks for posting all of your interesting finds UD! We're fortunate to have you. :)
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Re: Hearse

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:50 pm

That's the one, unjon.
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Re: Hearse

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:40 pm

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(somebody had to do it...)
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Re: Hearse

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:04 pm

moonrise wrote:Thanks for posting all of your interesting finds UD! We're fortunate to have you. :)

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