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The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby Drawingablank » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:24 pm

I came home from work yesterday to find that our toilet seat had been vandalized with black marker. I was like WTF? My son didn't do stuff like that when he was 5, why would he start when he's 22.

After some questioning it came out that he had tattooed his lady friends ass with a black marker, and when she came out of the shower and sat down it transferred to the seat. Apparently the ink has more affinity with the seat than with skin because it won't scrub off.

Truth is stranger than fiction, I couldn't have made something like this up on my most creative day ever.
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby MyDearFriend » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:28 pm

Dude, I think that's awesome, I would keep that seat forever and laugh every time I sat down. 8)
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby Clar-i-ty » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:28 pm

BRILLIANT!
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby ygmir » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:20 pm

what did it say?
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby Drawingablank » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:37 pm

I forgot to ask, but it looks like writing. I think he wrote it in Chinese and of course its's a mirror image so I haven't a clue. I'll try to get an answer when he gets home.

I tried to get a photo but the glare from the flash is too intense. It's too much effort to unbolt the seat so I can do an outdoor pic without flash.
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby ygmir » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:41 pm

Drawingablank wrote:I forgot to ask, but it looks like writing. I think he wrote it in Chinese and of course its's a mirror image so I haven't a clue. I'll try to get an answer when he gets home.

I tried to get a photo but the glare from the flash is too intense. It's too much effort to unbolt the seat so I can do an outdoor pic without flash.



maybe just post a pic of her butt?

just a thought.
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby Drawingablank » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:54 am

ygmir wrote:
Drawingablank wrote:I forgot to ask, but it looks like writing. I think he wrote it in Chinese and of course its's a mirror image so I haven't a clue. I'll try to get an answer when he gets home.

I tried to get a photo but the glare from the flash is too intense. It's too much effort to unbolt the seat so I can do an outdoor pic without flash.



maybe just post a pic of her butt?

just a thought.

Great idea, now I just need to figure out how to ask her to let me photograph her ass without it sounding creepy. Or maybe I'll get my son to do it if the design is still there next time he sees her.
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby ygmir » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:13 am

Drawingablank wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Drawingablank wrote:I forgot to ask, but it looks like writing. I think he wrote it in Chinese and of course its's a mirror image so I haven't a clue. I'll try to get an answer when he gets home.

I tried to get a photo but the glare from the flash is too intense. It's too much effort to unbolt the seat so I can do an outdoor pic without flash.



maybe just post a pic of her butt?

just a thought.

Great idea, now I just need to figure out how to ask her to let me photograph her ass without it sounding creepy. Or maybe I'll get my son to do it if the design is still there next time he sees her.

see, that's the kind of selfless problem solving, for the public good, that makes me proud you're a Burner.
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby Drawingablank » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:15 am

Mystery solved.

Sadly, the design has been washed away (from her skin, the design on the seat seems to be impervious to scrubbing).

To quote my son "The design was a 3 boobed Cordelia monster with one eye stalk."

The appearance of writing was due to only getting to see a small portion of the overall design.

I have not given up on photographing the seat for posteriorerity. If we ever get a sunny day here to illuminate the room better, I will try it without the flash.
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby wh..sh » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:33 am

Drawingablank wrote:To quote my son "The design was a 3 boobed Cordelia monster with one eye stalk."


:shock:

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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby AntiM » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:46 am

Try a "magic eraser"... M. Clean makes them , or you can get a knockoff. The white side scrubs off almost any damn thing with just a little bit of water.
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby Drawingablank » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:53 am

We tried one and that didn't work either - apparently the ink has soaked into the plastic of the seat. It's faint but visible.

I'm kinda liking it anyway - reminds me to ask if she has any new butt tattoos every time I see her.
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby Mojojita » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:11 pm

I love it!

Every parent of adult children should have a small portfolio of things for use just in case their child needs to be tortured. This one is a gem.
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby Oldguy » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:13 pm

In the hospital, we used fingernail polish remover (acetone ) to cut ink stains off of people and... things. :)
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:30 pm

No pic yet? :D
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:33 pm

"The Tattoed Toilet Seat" sounds so dramatic... Like a book title: Sham Spade and the Case of the Tattooed Toilet Seat...
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby Drawingablank » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:36 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:No pic yet? :D

Look a few posts up.

theCryptofishist wrote:"The Tattoed Toilet Seat" sounds so dramatic... Like a book title: Sham Spade and the Case of the Tattooed Toilet Seat...


I was thinking it would make a good name for a band too.
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby Patsh » Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:33 pm

Drawingablank wrote:Mystery solved.

Sadly, the design has been washed away (from her skin, the design on the seat seems to be impervious to scrubbing).

To quote my son "The design was a 3 boobed Cordelia monster with one eye stalk."

The appearance of writing was due to only getting to see a small portion of the overall design.

I have not given up on photographing the seat for posteriorerity. If we ever get a sunny day here to illuminate the room better, I will try it without the flash.



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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby MisaBlue » Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:07 pm

Love this!
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby Elorrum » Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:46 pm

when this happenned to me, er, well...
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby Watah' » Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:56 am

Better Late than never.

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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:18 pm

Sweet! And, for those of us who arrived here after the original event had played out, your introductory post now makes so much more sense... :D
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:29 pm

That creature has a disturbing number of breasts.
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby Watah' » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:29 am

Mojojita wrote:I love it!

Every parent of adult children should have a small portfolio of things for use just in case their child needs to be tortured. This one is a gem.


Needs to be torture? Perhaps you might have meant, a small portfolio of things like this to reassure them that they are proud parents and did not fail in their maternal duties?
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby elKay » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:37 am

Drawingablank wrote:We tried one and that didn't work either - apparently the ink has soaked into the plastic of the seat. It's faint but visible.

I'm kinda liking it anyway - reminds me to ask if she has any new butt tattoos every time I see her.
The only thing that I have ever found to remove permanent marker is sunscreen. Not sure why it works, but sunscreen will remove the ink if you tire of it.
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby Drawingablank » Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:05 pm

elKay wrote:
Drawingablank wrote:We tried one and that didn't work either - apparently the ink has soaked into the plastic of the seat. It's faint but visible.

I'm kinda liking it anyway - reminds me to ask if she has any new butt tattoos every time I see her.
The only thing that I have ever found to remove permanent marker is sunscreen. Not sure why it works, but sunscreen will remove the ink if you tire of it.

Nice to know, but the TS Tat has faded away altogether by now.
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Re: The Tattooed Toilet Seat

Postby stinkyfoot » Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:38 pm

Oldguy wrote:In the hospital, we used fingernail polish remover (acetone ) to cut ink stains off of people and... things. :)


That's how I cleaned out our dryer after a roomie threw a permanent marker in there. I didn't tell her how I did it though, because I like people to think I'm a wizard.
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