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A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby oneeyeddick » Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:32 pm

Boy, some of these new lotions just take a little while before they totally rub in nowadays.
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby Sham » Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:11 pm

That's because you're not rubbing hard and fast enough!
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby Jackass » Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:23 pm

You forgot deeper..

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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby oneeyeddick » Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:26 pm

It was supposed to be a metaphor, you sickos.
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby Trishntek » Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:30 pm

Well, metaphorically speaking, manipulating manmeat with meager motion lotion does minimize the marvelous manifestations of male masturbation.

I prefer oil
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby Sham » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:07 pm

I so want to quote Trishntek in my signature, but I'm afraid---very afraid!
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby Trishntek » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:20 pm

I am humbled sir and ponder yonder timidity to bond said profundity to your identity.

Having said that, have you ever tried coconut oil? It is solid like Crisco but melts to the touch, lubricates lastingly and makes your skin soft and silky with a hint of hairy looking tropical balls.
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby ygmir » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:23 pm

*bows, in admiration to TnT's eloquence*
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby Sham » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:50 am

Have you considered Castol GXT Synthetic motor oil? It gives new meaning to "gentlemen, start your engines"!
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby ygmir » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:34 am

Shambala wrote:Have you considered Castol GXT Synthetic motor oil? It gives new meaning to "gentlemen, start your engines"!
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are you referring to the lubricating fluid, or the bottle neck?
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby Bob » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:50 am

I use normally use baby oil, but my baby press is on the fritz.
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby ygmir » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:51 am

Bob wrote:I use normally use baby oil, but my baby press is on the fritz.


have you considered road kill? nice way to recycle.
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby Bob » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:14 am

ygmir wrote:
Bob wrote:I use normally use baby oil, but my baby press is on the fritz.


have you considered road kill? nice way to recycle.


Only if it's the Duggar family.
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby Sail Man » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:34 am

Bob wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Bob wrote:I use normally use baby oil, but my baby press is on the fritz.


have you considered road kill? nice way to recycle.


Only if it's the Duggar family.



Ahhhhhh, a dab of duggar will slicken that buggar :wink:
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby Trishntek » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:53 am

Ben Gay can be oddly entertaining
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby oneeyeddick » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:31 pm

PERVERTS!
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby Trishntek » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:10 am

Well sir, thank you for the compliment served; My vanity swaggers now labeled a perv.
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby lemur » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:42 am

if trishntek is a pervert: I WANT TO BE ONE

sounds awesome!!
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby Sham » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:22 am

If you want traction and a "memorable" experience, may I recommend this:
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Re: A little Dab'll do ya.

Postby graidawg » Sat Feb 18, 2012 4:52 am

oneeyeddick wrote:PERVERTS!



plenty of us here good sir no need to be jealous
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