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Well.. that explains it..

Postby junglesmacks » Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:37 pm

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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby knowmad » Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:41 pm

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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby bubbavic » Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:50 pm

Awesome!
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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby jella » Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:53 pm

We will be in good company ...mmmmwwwaaaahahahaha

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Postby Drawingablank » Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:08 pm

Nice, I'm printing that out for my office wall.
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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby MyDearFriend » Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:41 pm

Oh man that is so me...

Lemme tell ya, once upon a time I was a young bride and trying so hard to be sweet, you know? And my dear husband took me to the Taj Mahal. 8) We were wandering around that magically beautiful place bein' all lovey-dovey romantic, you know how that goes... so I was totally steeped in sweetness when a very ragged beggar came up to us, as they do, and grunted at us. Actually his tongue had been cut out. I knew sometimes people will do that to their kids over there to make better beggars of them, but, it was just pitiful. So he's grunting at us pretty persuasively, right, when I looked up at my husband and said, all wide-eyed just like Dorothy:

"Oil can! He said, 'oil can!' " :D

I never went back to fake sweet. So that is why I will see all you jokers in hell.
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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby junglesmacks » Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:57 pm

"No no, I'm laughing WITH you.. not AT you.."


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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby MyDearFriend » Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:59 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby MisaBlue » Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:59 pm

I see we will have one hell party :twisted:
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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby jella » Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:06 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:Oh man that is so me...

Lemme tell ya, once upon a time I was a young bride and trying so hard to be sweet, you know? And my dear husband took me to the Taj Mahal. 8) We were wandering around that magically beautiful place bein' all lovey-dovey romantic, you know how that goes... so I was totally steeped in sweetness when a very ragged beggar came up to us, as they do, and grunted at us. Actually his tongue had been cut out. I knew sometimes people will do that to their kids over there to make better beggars of them, but, it was just pitiful. So he's grunting at us pretty persuasively, right, when I looked up at my husband and said, all wide-eyed just like Dorothy:

"Oil can! He said, 'oil can!' " :D

I never went back to fake sweet. So that is why I will see all you jokers in hell.

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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby ygmir » Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:02 pm

OH MDF!!!
laughter, just doesn't do that justice............thank you!
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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby MyDearFriend » Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:49 pm

We did give that poor beggar some money.

But, yeah it's very liberating to have that whole "Heaven or hell?" question settled.

8)

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Postby burner von braun » Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:17 pm

((( :D )))
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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby Trishntek » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:07 pm

Back when I worked in a cardiac cath lab, we had just finished an emergency angioplasty and were moving the patient to her gurney. Unknown to us was the fact the patient had a bed pan underneath her from the ER.

As we moved the patient, she being semiconscious, reached under herself and grabbed this bed pan out from under and flung it toward the nurse on the opposite side from me. It was full of shit and piss and blood and it hit the nurse right smack in the face. After the initial pregnant pause of realizing what just happened, I said, "Well that gives a whole new meaning to shit faced now doesn't it?"

The nurse was absolutely appalled. She was somewhat new to the scene and had never experienced something like that before. Ohhhhh she was pissed at me and thought I should have been "more empathetic" to her situation. I've had every bodily fluid you can imagine indiscriminately shared with me over the years and have grown too jaded I guess.

But that nurse never forgave me for that. Especially since she threw up shortly thereafter.
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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby jella » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:12 pm

:shock: ..nah jk jk Way to go Tnt..fuck em if they can't take a joke !
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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby MyDearFriend » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:23 pm

Bwahahahahahaha, TnT, she had the choice to laugh or to cry. She picked the wrong option. You really can't help people like that.
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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby Elliot » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:28 pm

When I grew up in Norway, we had a saying: "Skadefryd er den eneste sanne fryd."

You probably recognize "skadefryd" as the famous German word "Schadenfreude". It means joy over someone else's misfortune. And the saying proclaims it to be the only true joy! :twisted:
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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby Trishntek » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:29 pm

MDF, I'm with you there,,,, we just take ourselves too seriously sometimes and gotta step back and see the big pic. The oil can thing is hilarious!

I can barely wait for out next hug.
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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:32 pm

Trishntek wrote:But that nurse never forgave me for that. Especially since she threw up shortly thereafter.

Actually, she never forgave herself for not throwing up on you. Being angry at you was the only way she could keep from weeping over the lost opportunity.
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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby knowmad » Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:39 pm

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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby ygmir » Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:42 pm

knowmad wrote:Image


*stealing*
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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby knowmad » Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:44 pm

ygmir wrote:*stealing*

Fine by me! but now you will be dealing with a diffrent devil. For stealing.
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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby SquirrelHead » Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:54 pm

HAHAHAHA These stories are cracking me up! :lol:
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Re: Well.. that explains it..

Postby ygmir » Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:55 pm

knowmad wrote:
ygmir wrote:*stealing*

Fine by me! but now you will be dealing with a diffrent devil. For stealing.


the "stealing devil" can't be as bad as some of my others.

and, I do have sympathy.............
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