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Can YOU handle a Johnson ?!

Postby lemur » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:12 am

Well.. the ticket thing has started to slow down a bit... at least in terms of newcomers to eplaya signing up just to register complaints/conspiracies/plans/solutions/truefeelings..

So.. now that eplaya is getting mostly back to normal..

I have to ask..


can YOU handle a Johnson?!

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Re: Can YOU handle a Johnson ?!

Postby ygmir » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:14 am

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Re: Can YOU handle a Johnson ?!

Postby Drawingablank » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:37 am

Hmm, that would be great for mixing up 55 gallon margaritas.
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Re: Can YOU handle a Johnson ?!

Postby bubbavic » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:58 am

As long as I don't have to handle YOUR Johnson...
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Re: Can YOU handle a Johnson ?!

Postby FlyingMonkey » Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:12 pm

Mine is old(er) but it starts right up & will run all day. I premix so sometimes it smokes a little.
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Re: Can YOU handle a Johnson ?!

Postby Mojojita » Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:20 pm

I have a PINK Johnson

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Re: Can YOU handle a Johnson ?!

Postby Trishntek » Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:35 pm

I tried to post a pic of Batman's Johnson and it keeps telling me it's too big,,,, sighhhh

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So here is a smaller one,,,
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Re: Can YOU handle a Johnson ?!

Postby FlyingMonkey » Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:25 pm

Trishntek wrote:I tried to post a pic of Batman's Johnson and it keeps telling me it's too big,,,, sighhhh

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So here is a smaller one,,,


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Re: Can YOU handle a Johnson ?!

Postby Trishntek » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:18 pm

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Re: Can YOU handle a Johnson ?!

Postby illy dilly » Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:19 am

Trishntek wrote:Hell you oughta see Santa's.

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Re: Can YOU handle a Johnson ?!

Postby lemur » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:00 pm

this perversion of my "handle a Johnson" thread is another indication of the depravity of the burner community


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Re: Can YOU handle a Johnson ?!

Postby Trishntek » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:13 pm

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At 6'5" and 275 pounds, I'd like to see a burner handle Dwayne Johnson
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Re: Can YOU handle a Johnson ?!

Postby Bin Noddin » Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:24 pm

Oh, it's Evinrudes for me
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Re: Can YOU handle a Johnson ?!

Postby Mojojita » Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:04 pm

Hi Bin! That's why you have such Johnson envy.
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