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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:55 am

this is a government experiment.


the project is funded by DARPA


The HAT works for the DoD.


The Stupid Hippies are unknowningly being Guinea Pigged.


The Stupid Hippies are unknowingly Funding the Project.


NASA is Studying us.


The CIA is Studying us.


The FBI is Studying us.


THE NSA doesnt Exist.


oh, and BTW its PEOPLE! BACON IS PEOPLE!!!!
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:03 am

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby lemur » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:06 am

Simon you havn't mentioned HAARP.


what are you trying to hide ?!!?
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:09 am

dude, that is so tinfoil.....please...


don't insult my paranoid delusions.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby lemur » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:22 am

uh huh just keep trying to deflect our attention away from the truth.

just how exactly can you prove that you ARENT working for DARPA?


maybe youre working on ...SyNAPSE

an attempt to build a new kind of computer with similar form, function, and architecture to the mammalian brain. Such artificial brains would be used in robots whose intelligence matches that of rats, cats, and ultimately even humans.


neuromorphic brains?!

yeah, youre gonna need some of that tinfoil, arent you.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Fire_Moose » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:15 pm

I heard the Borg is only letting 600 people in this year, the "ticket fiasco" is all a sham to make people not feel AS bad as telling them they're not cool enough.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:29 pm

hey, i kicked some serious ass on Jeopardy, didn't I?

BTW, Alex Trebek,


Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay....
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby H.G.Crosby » Sun Feb 05, 2012 1:00 pm

Paul Addis, the Sirhan Sirhan of Burning Man, was Framed.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby FIGJAM » Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:50 pm

Everybody knows there was a second match!
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby BoyScoutGirl » Sun Feb 05, 2012 3:32 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:this is a government experiment...
PEOPLE! BACON IS PEOPLE!!!!


I knew it! I always said cannibalism was tasty!
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby moonrise » Sun Feb 05, 2012 3:44 pm

Bacon lovers taste the best. :P
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 05, 2012 3:50 pm

i like the bacon grown in a petri dish.


http://www.neuro.gatech.edu/groups/potter/
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:52 pm

turn up the hysteria just a touch.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Heyu » Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:06 pm

Rumor I am spreading
"Global warming will make the sand spiders really bad this year"
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Jorge de la Playa » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:00 am

I heard that it will have been better last year than next year.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby BoyScoutGirl » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:00 pm

Heyu wrote:Rumor I am spreading
"Global warming will make the sand spiders really bad this year"


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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby ZaphodBurner » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:40 pm

ensimismada wrote:
Heyu wrote:Rumor I am spreading
"Global warming will make the sand spiders really bad this year"


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That's FUCKED UP! Wait until one of 'em is lurking in the portable toilet, crawls out and bites you on the ass. Just wait. Then, you better have friends 'cause SOMEBODY has to suck the venom out otherwise your starfish will swell up so tight you'll be shitting through a straw.

Black widow spiders are indigenous to northern Nevada, and LOVE hanging out in toilets. And dark places. You get my drift? Always check the toilet, unless you wanna be the guy with the sparkly pants around your knees staggering up the street begging people to suck your ass. I prefer to do this at work, where nobody's actually going to take me up on the offer.

Mostly, they come out at night... Mostly.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby C187 » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:59 pm

The breeding camps will be full of attractive people.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby lemur » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:05 pm

i heard burning man was cool..
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Savannah » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:31 pm

Oh my God, your avatar, C. :lol:

(Why didn't you put a ciggie in his mouth? That's the only thing detracting from the real truth, here.)
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby tattoogoddess » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:31 pm

I saw the wrost one on BM's facebook page last night. The cast of jersey shore had gotten tickets and mtv was going to film. I just about shit my self. If they happens they are going IN the man and left there.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby gyre » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:35 pm

I'm sure radically inclusive doesn't go that far.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby moonrise » Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:06 am

We'd be doing them a favor, I mean New Jersey? Come on!
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Raymaker » Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:48 am

Most people going this year think it starts on Friday night and ends Sunday night.

Most people going for the full week think 5 gallons of water is enough to last them the week.

Most people going this year think your suppose to be a Sparkle Pony (it's a theme)

Most people going this year think center camp is a big tent for sleeping in.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby AntiM » Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:21 am

tattoogoddess wrote:I saw the wrost one on BM's facebook page last night. The cast of jersey shore had gotten tickets and mtv was going to film. I just about shit my self. If they happens they are going IN the man and left there.


One year, er... 2002? Someone changed the welcome sign as you got off the pavement, added "MTV presents.... Burning Man". What an uproar. Pre-event, there was some well done misdirection and creative photoshopping going around.

http://www.peterman.net/cnn/?phpMyAdmin ... ueOOny4ITf

In reality, MTV did ask to film out there one year and was denied. They did end up with a documentary.

http://www.mtv.com/movies/movie/406972/moviemain.jhtml
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby alt12 » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:22 pm

tattoogoddess wrote:I saw the wrost one on BM's facebook page last night. The cast of jersey shore had gotten tickets and mtv was going to film. I just about shit my self. If they happens they are going IN the man and left there.


There is already a Jersey Shore Camp, been around for a couple of years actually...
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby gyre » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:58 am

No rumor.

The rangers were caught racing prisoners last year, and betting on them.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby International Incident » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:51 am

The californian GOP has been helping the BMorg and the scalpers and are making sure that only registered democrats get tickets. Once all those dem voters are locked down in TTITD they will let the bombs off.
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