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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby knowmad » Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:21 pm

wh..sh wrote:
ygmir wrote:...

Wow, Wh..sh...........now you're immortal, credited with starting this thread........well done, well done...........


Voila! Ironically, I become immortal on the last day of my 29s :)
I think my job here on planet earth is done.

Ironically, I become immortal on the last day of my 29s

totally read immoral; and thought, 30 is about right for that. Happy early Birthday (I prol'y will not be online tomorrow.)
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby wh..sh » Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:04 pm

knowmad wrote:
wh..sh wrote:
ygmir wrote:...

Wow, Wh..sh...........now you're immortal, credited with starting this thread........well done, well done...........


Voila! Ironically, I become immortal on the last day of my 29s :)
I think my job here on planet earth is done.

Ironically, I become immortal on the last day of my 29s

totally read immoral; and thought, 30 is about right for that. Happy early Birthday (I prol'y will not be online tomorrow.)


Thanks Knowmad. The fateful day is today.
And to clarify, I started working on immoral part of it in my 20s ;-)
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby ygmir » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:24 pm

is today your birthday, Wh..sh?
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby TomServo » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:38 pm

skimming through this...am I to understand that wh..sh is the butt plug, for starting a thread, just to ridicule another eplayan?
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby ygmir » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:40 pm

TomServo wrote:skimming through this...am I to understand that wh..sh is the butt plug, for starting a thread, just to ridicule another eplayan?



no, TS........Wh..sh is a super person!!

a funny series of events, has made it so she gets credit, for the title and creation of this thread.

*slides absinthe over to TS*
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby TomServo » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:03 pm

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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby oneeyeddick » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:08 pm

TomServo wrote:skimming through this...am I to understand that wh..sh is the butt plug, for starting a thread, just to ridicule another eplayan?


No, This was taken from the Fuck! thread because a moderator who probably knows a little something about fucking butt-plugs found the discussion about fucking butt-plugs in the Fuck! thread to be a hot enough topic to warrant it own Fucking thread or something like that.
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby maryanimal » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:15 pm

OED, it was moved to this thread because it was drifting into something other than what the Fuck thread was intended for. Personally, I think the posts should've gone back a bit further to where it really started.
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby oneeyeddick » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:16 pm

And what do you think it(the Fuck! thread) was intended for?

(answer this without looking to the first page to see)
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby Eric » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:41 pm

It's not what it was "intended for", it's what it's evolved into in the last 8 years- basically a place to scream. If it had stayed an active thread for 8 years about the physical act of fucking, things would have been different. It's not the first time a topic has been spun off of that thread, it won't be the last.

As for my "knowledge" of butt-plugs, sorry, just because I'm gay doesn't mean I need toys. While I'm sure you could enlighten me on their uses, I think that personally I'd rather stick to the flesh ones that come with a hot person attached and have multiple uses.


Honestly, hets have the most fucked up view of gay sexuality- I mean, I don't assume all straight couples only use the missionary position while the female looks at the ceiling waiting for it to be over. I understand that just because that's the most common way doesn't mean it's the only way...
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby knowmad » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:15 pm

Oh buttplug!
I find when gays say "het's..." it is as offending as hearing the word "fag".

But enough of this thread drift.
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby Eric » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:41 pm

knowmad wrote:Oh buttplug!
I find when gays say "het's..." it is as offending as hearing the word "fag".


I know. Why do you think I used it?
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby knowmad » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:32 am

Did you realy just ask why I think you said that?

ok. here is your answer. (you did ask)
You were trying to start a peronaly biased flame war.

You are over defensively using your moderator hat. A job that; in my opinion you are not able to do without losing objectivity and tact. your first move should have been to have anouther mod step in and regulate and or lock the thread. I also think you favor a passive agresive defence mechanisim most likely as a result of being a habitual victim.

In no way am I saying OEDs comment was on the up and up. But your response was by far worse. Maybe I should have used a PM or alerted another mod but that is not my job.
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby Eric » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:45 am

knowmad wrote:In no way am I saying OEDs comment was on the up and up. But your response was by far worse. Maybe I should have used a PM or alerted another mod but that is not my job.


I'll pass this on to the rest & see what they say.
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby oneeyeddick » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:11 am

Eric wrote:
knowmad wrote:Oh buttplug!
I find when gays say "het's..." it is as offending as hearing the word "fag".


I know. Why do you think I used it?


Key word you are overlooking here is "probably", Eric;)

Everyone(<mostly) already knows you're a gay or a fag or someone who likes men or whatever you prefer to be or not be called, but you know my statement also ends with "or something like that" so don't get your makeup all clumped up over a fairly accurate report of the events that transpired that brought this topic unto it's own thread in the first place.

And OF COURSE all heteros assume gay men use Fucking butt-plugs, ever seen the Gay section at the porn shop?
... but then again when you look at the lezbo section it all gets so confusing...

My only question now is since this is a branch of the Fuck! thread, are we still supposed to make sure that Fuck! is still in our posts?
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby oneeyeddick » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:26 am

Oh, and BTW, I do have a Fucking butt-plug, right here in front of me in fact, next to the printer, and it has a name and a story to tell also but not in this fucking thread.
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby lucky420 » Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:00 am

Honestly, hets have the most fucked up view of gay sexuality- I mean, I don't assume all straight couples only use the missionary position while the female looks at the ceiling waiting for it to be over. I understand that just because that's the most common way doesn't mean it's the only way...


I thought this was kind of funny and I'm a het. Not offended at all...
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby unjonharley » Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:17 am

Alright guys, Knock it off.. Figging came over from England and the victorain era

And used amoung the puritans of this great nation....
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby oneeyeddick » Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:42 am

And meanwhile the Mayans and Aztecs were Plugging their butts with alcohol to get shitfaced.
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby unjonharley » Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:59 am

oneeyeddick wrote:And meanwhile the Mayans and Aztecs were Plugging their butts with alcohol to get shitfaced.


And I stuffed drugs when I couldn't get a point..
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby maryanimal » Sun Jan 08, 2012 2:24 pm

maryanimal wrote:OED, it was moved to this thread because it was drifting into something other than what the Fuck thread was intended for. Personally, I think the posts should've gone back a bit further to where it really started.
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby wh..sh » Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:00 pm

ygmir wrote:is today your birthday, Wh..sh?


Yes, it was on 7th :)
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby wh..sh » Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:04 pm

TomServo wrote:skimming through this...am I to understand that wh..sh is the butt plug, for starting a thread, just to ridicule another eplayan?

I would never do that, now, would I? :twisted:
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby AntiM » Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:19 pm

lucky420 wrote:
Honestly, hets have the most fucked up view of gay sexuality- I mean, I don't assume all straight couples only use the missionary position while the female looks at the ceiling waiting for it to be over. I understand that just because that's the most common way doesn't mean it's the only way...


I thought this was kind of funny and I'm a het. Not offended at all...


I just learned the term "het". Huh.
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby lucky420 » Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:56 pm

Eplaya is certainly educational...
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby maryanimal » Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:12 pm

I haven't heard the term "het " before. I don't find it insulting in the least. Eric is right in saying most hets do have a skewed knowledge of what love, sex,and relationships between glbt's is. But there are some of us that know/realize that it's no different than heterosexual love, sex, and relationships.

That said, who do you think will be in the Super Bowl?
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby AntiM » Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:43 pm

Super Who? Seriously, I haven't got a clue which teams are even in the right league for it. So I vote for the Lingerie Football League. Saw one of their games on TV, those ladies are some tough chicks, and pleasant to look at. The garters were just silly though.
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby knowmad » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:41 pm

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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby Nipple » Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:35 pm

I prefer "Breeder".
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