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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby Rice » Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:57 pm

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Those exact words make me want to smack someone...

Sure, one could spend twice as much on a computer that looks pretty. I prefer having something I can do work with. Macs only run 1/10 of the software I use daily...

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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby mdmf007 » Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:22 pm

funny how things deteriorate and get all snarky, but not in a snarky fun way - more like a screw you kind of snarky way.

I had to think about "het" as well - learned a new word too...

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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby tamarakay » Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:10 pm

I have avoided the "worst sexual thing" you have ever done thread. why oh why did i read this one? Maybe because wh...sh started it and it seemed so, i don't know, weird for her to have started this topic?

I had no idea about het's either. Now, breeder seems worse to me. But I don't think the word matters so much as the intent. And for the record, I do think this needed to be moved off on it's own. Sometimes the Fuck thread gets so hard to read, but it sure helps a lot of people too.
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby ragabashpup » Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:19 pm

Because it's hard to avoid the words butt-plug when they pop up in front of you.
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby wh..sh » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:43 pm

tamarakay wrote:Maybe because wh...sh started it and it seemed so, i don't know, weird for her to have started this topic?


These threads are educational.
Btw, I didn't start it. I posted something in some other thread and it found a new life :roll:
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby oneeyeddick » Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:12 am

Buttplugs have a mind of their own sometimes.
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby ygmir » Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:41 am

wh..sh wrote:
tamarakay wrote:Maybe because wh...sh started it and it seemed so, i don't know, weird for her to have started this topic?


These threads are educational.
Btw, I didn't start it. I posted something in some other thread and it found a new life :roll:


serendipity, really..........it's like you hit the famous thread lottery.
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby junglesmacks » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:00 am

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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:49 am

what did the Brown Glitter-Mouse say to the White glitter-mouse?

"you must be NEW around here"...
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:37 am

oneeyeddick wrote:Buttplugs have a mind of their own sometimes.

Yeah, but not a particularly good mind.
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby CapnJoe » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:50 pm

What IS this, and Where is it going? :twisted:
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby unjonharley » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:52 pm

CapnJoe wrote:What IS this, and Where is it going? :twisted:
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OH SIMON
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby Major Krash » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:37 pm

unjonharley wrote:
thisisthatwhichis wrote:It prolly felt like fucking horseradish root....... DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:


It's called figging... When you put old horse on the auction block..To make him act up and appear younger you fig him up the butt with ginger root. This worked well enough to make it a sex toy/game..


one wonders how the first person to do this happened upon this knowledge...
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby graidawg » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:38 pm

as an english ^het^ i am confused, first why do you call it the missionary position? and were else would the girl look than the ceiling? god forbid she should look at me, i mean we have barely been formally inroduced? and what do you mean butt plug? but plug what? the bath? surely that's what a plug is for
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby wh..sh » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:49 pm

why this thread is relevant

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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby Trishntek » Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:17 am

I am pleading the Fifth Amendment to avoid the risk of incriminating myself.

But if anybody really wants the experience,,, you know how to find us,,,, jus' sayin'
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby ygmir » Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:22 am

Trishntek wrote:I am pleading the Fifth Amendment to avoid the risk of incriminating myself.

But if anybody really wants the experience,,, you know how to find us,,,, jus' sayin'

I have big hands...........
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Re: Fucking Butt-plugs

Postby C187 » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:36 am

unjonharley wrote:
CapnJoe wrote:What IS this, and Where is it going? :twisted:
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OH SIMON


At one of my former places of employment we were gifted one of these...
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..by a vendor. It sat on the day time ticket desk along with one of these...
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Collectively they became known as "the enforcer," and I'm sure I could dig one or both of them up for Simons enjoyment.
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