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Postby FIGJAM » Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:44 pm

"I was hung from yonder tree, do da, do da. Till then I hung too my knee, ol da do da day."
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my posts keep dissapearing!

Postby graidawg » Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:43 am

that or i am looking in the wrong place
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Re: my posts keep dissapearing!

Postby MyDearFriend » Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:03 am

graidawg wrote:that or i am looking in the wrong place




Try searching your self. Go to your profile & click on "posts" like I just did. :shock:
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Doo de do do de da da...

Postby Lassen Forge » Sun Aug 14, 2011 8:07 am

FIGJAM wrote:"I was hung from yonder tree, do da, do da. Till then I hung too my knee, ol da do da day."


'e used to have a great big schlong, do da, do da. Now 'is neck is twice as long, ol de do da day
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby ygmir » Sun Aug 14, 2011 8:42 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:"I was hung from yonder tree, do da, do da. Till then I hung too my knee, ol da do da day."


'e used to have a great big schlong, do da, do da. Now 'is neck is twice as long, ol de do da day


we dried his schlong all summer long, do da, do da, we use it to teach folks right from wrong, ol de do da day.
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby FIGJAM » Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:26 am

"All my bones are big and strong do da, do da. Iv'e got one 10 inches long oh da do da day."
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby ygmir » Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:42 am

a Vienna Sausage ain't so strong, do da, do da, But FJ thinks 10 inches long, all de do da day.
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Foxfur » Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:44 am

Never let yer dingle-dangle dangle in the dirt, always keep your dingle-dangle wrapped up in your shirt.
Never let yer dingle-dangle dangle on the ground, always keep your dingle-dangle big and fat and round.

Sing it to 'cottoneye joe' the original, not the country radio version...
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby FIGJAM » Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:48 am

It's not my song!

I could'nt think of ryhmes for thimble. :oops:
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Foxfur » Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:41 pm

FIGJAM wrote:It's not my song!

I could'nt think of ryhmes for thimble. :oops:

Nimble, tremble, symbol / cymbal.
Close ones: temple, simple, sinful, mental, fitful, pit bull, wrinkle, brimfull, trancendental...
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Trishntek » Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:04 pm

Yeah,,,, whatever,,,, can we get on with the lascivious activities yet?

Figjam,,, just tuck it in your boot and tie it down if necessary,,,
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Putting thread out of misery

Postby Trishntek » Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:29 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Rest assured that Dick cheese has a different smell than toe cheese.


So i heard a term last night from a phone sex operator I know,,,, no dammit in real life!!!! sheeeesh

Anyway,,, this term should kill this thread,,, of course i could be wrong,,,,,

the term is CUNT SNOT
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby FIGJAM » Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:52 pm

It will be safely tucked in my thimble. :(
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Re: Putting thread out of misery

Postby Foxfur » Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:19 pm

Trishntek wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:Rest assured that Dick cheese has a different smell than toe cheese.


So i heard a term last night from a phone sex operator I know,,,, no dammit in real life!!!! sheeeesh

Anyway,,, this term should kill this thread,,, of course i could be wrong,,,,,

the term is CUNT SNOT

Oh Tek, that'll never work. I'd have to post a pic of my ass or something.
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Re: Putting thread out of misery

Postby Elderberry » Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:23 pm

Trishntek wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:Rest assured that Dick cheese has a different smell than toe cheese.


So i heard a term last night from a phone sex operator I know,,,, no dammit in real life!!!! sheeeesh

Anyway,,, this term should kill this thread,,, of course i could be wrong,,,,,

the term is CUNT SNOT

:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Trishntek » Sun Aug 14, 2011 8:10 pm

Now you did it!
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Asherbeez » Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:12 am

Ooooohhhhh dooeessssss your dick hang low, does it wobble to and fro,
can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow,
can you throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier,
does you dick
hang
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Trishntek » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:20 pm

Reminds of my youth when a buddy o' mine and I were peein' off a bridge,,,, the trickling of the stream below on a cool breezy September evening,,,, my buddy broke the silence with, "Man that water's cold!" Pregnant silence ensued,,,,, as I was reeling it back into my pants I responded, "Yeah it's deep too!"
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby ygmir » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:30 pm

Trishntek wrote:Reminds of my youth when a buddy o' mine and I were peein' off a bridge,,,, the trickling of the stream below on a cool breezy September evening,,,, my buddy broke the silence with, "Man that water's cold!" Pregnant silence ensued,,,,, as I was reeling it back into my pants I responded, "Yeah it's deep too!"

when you could have yelled "ouch, a crawdad just pinched me".
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Trishntek » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:49 pm

Did you ever just wake up one morning and realize your balls suddenly hang lower than the appendage?
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Foxfur » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:52 pm

Trishntek wrote:Did you ever just wake up one morning and realize your balls suddenly hang lower than the appendage?

It was a sad day. I'd rather catch it under my leg when I sit down rather than my balls (OUCH!).
Sweetpea says it looks like a cute puppet in its current configuration. :shock:
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Trishntek » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:56 pm

Foxfur wrote:
Trishntek wrote:Did you ever just wake up one morning and realize your balls suddenly hang lower than the appendage?

It was a sad day. I'd rather catch it under my leg when I sit down rather than my balls (OUCH!).
Sweetpea says it looks like a cute puppet in its current configuration. :shock:

Well I suppose it depends upon who is pulling,,,, the strings
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby maryanimal » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:59 pm

*laffing so hard my sides ache* You guys are so funny, the way you talk about your meat and potatoes! I've never heard women talk about things like, "my labia majors are so droopy, when I run it sounds like they're clapping". :shock: :oops:
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby ygmir » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:04 pm

maryanimal wrote:*laffing so hard my sides ache* You guys are so funny, the way you talk about your meat and potatoes! I've never heard women talk about things like, "my labia majors are so droopy, when I run it sounds like they're clapping". :shock: :oops:


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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby AntiM » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:06 pm

maryanimal wrote:*laffing so hard my sides ache* You guys are so funny, the way you talk about your meat and potatoes! I've never heard women talk about things like, "my labia majors are so droopy, when I run it sounds like they're clapping". :shock: :oops:


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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby maryanimal » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:20 pm

I probably do hang around the wrong women AntiM! hehehe I'm not as uptight, or lack of a better word, as most woman. I'm pretty open-minded.
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby maryanimal » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:21 pm

ygmir wrote:
maryanimal wrote:*laffing so hard my sides ache* You guys are so funny, the way you talk about your meat and potatoes! I've never heard women talk about things like, "my labia majors are so droopy, when I run it sounds like they're clapping". :shock: :oops:


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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Foxfur » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:05 am

Wiggling Willy?
Warm Whisky?
Warm Wad?


Maryanimal, THAT was FUNNY!
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby ygmir » Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:37 am

hahaha, Whiskey Water.

Ff; you demonic humorist...........
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Elderberry » Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:41 am

My guess was White Wine.
Hey, here in Hollywood we have plastic surgeons that can fix that flapping labia problem. You can even get you ass crack bleached while you're at it.
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