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Re: WTF

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Thu May 31, 2012 12:05 pm

So, who is Rainbow Bus really for?

(a) Straight, severely 'phobic dudes who want to get their "ick" on because it would be ironic and therefore hilarious.
(b) Gay, deeply closeted (even to themselves) dudes who need to open the valve and release some steam so they don't explode from the pressure.
(c) Both (a) and (b) above, because they are one and the same.
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Re: WTF

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Thu May 31, 2012 12:06 pm

wh..sh wrote:"It's not gay if your girlfriend joins you"



What if your girlfriend's name is Dave.






And she has a moustache.






And a penis?
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Re: WTF

Postby Jackass » Thu May 31, 2012 12:24 pm

The area is grey...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw&feature=plcp

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Re: WTF

Postby junglesmacks » Thu May 31, 2012 12:30 pm

Jackass wrote:The area is grey...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw&feature=plcp

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Delete everything after and including the "&"





That was effing HILARIOUS.. by the way.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: WTF

Postby Jackass » Thu May 31, 2012 12:34 pm

Thanks JS, one of these days I'll be as wity as yall with this contraption. Maybe
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Re: WTF

Postby illy dilly » Thu May 31, 2012 1:08 pm

Ha ha ha!!!!
Thank you Jackass for the link!
And thank you JS for the proper upload!
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Re: WTF

Postby wh..sh » Thu May 31, 2012 1:49 pm

Oh my... I am dying here laughing (especially at about 2:40 into the video) :lol:
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Re: WTF

Postby illy dilly » Thu May 31, 2012 2:27 pm

The Golden Rule!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: WTF

Postby gyre » Thu May 31, 2012 6:39 pm

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Re: WTF

Postby junglesmacks » Thu May 31, 2012 10:14 pm



..and I thought you were going to tell the classic tale of "how to tell when your roommate is gay"



















When his dick tastes like poo.











How else?
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Re: WTF

Postby gyre » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:48 pm

catinthefunnyhat wrote:Someone cut up a body and sent a foot to the Conservative Party's HQ in Ottawa and a hand somewhere else. The latter parcel was intercepted at Canada Post after the foot had been delivered. It was apparently not addressed to the Conservative Party, but police aren't saying to whom it was addressed. The torso and some other parts were found in a suitcase in the trash in Montreal.

I blame the bath salts.

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The second this news came out, one of the uncensored sites suggested that Eric Newman / Luka Magnotta was the person.
I didn't report this, as there was no confirmation then.
Turns out he was right.
He says this was just a guess at the time.
Many posters on the site helped to track him down, in spite of some attempt at concealment.

The video of the murder in question was posted on the web by him.
I think I know where it still is, though some were taken down elsewhere.
I haven't watched it, but it contains murder, beheading, necrophilia, dismemberment, cannibalism, etc.
It hasn't been confirmed to the public that this is his video, just that he put a video on the web.
Not his first weirdness, hence suspecting him in the first place.
I'll post a link if anyone wants it.
It's likely no worse than the zillions of mexican videos out there.

His blog is down, may be police, or a housecleaning like the Trayvon Martin gangster facebook photos.
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Re: WTF

Postby gyre » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:02 pm

Really, what is it about new jersey?

So fucking crazy they couldn't charge him.
Points for determination.

http://www.njherald.com/story/18647539/ ... sh-at-cops
http://www.rgj.com/viewart/20120531/NEW ... |text|NEWS
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Re: WTF

Postby Elorrum » Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:47 pm

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What's the name of the act? The Aristocrats.
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Re: WTF

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:54 am

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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:35 am

Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Re: WTF

Postby junglesmacks » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:53 am

Ok.. THIS is WTF. I seriously was comign straight here to post about the same exact thing. Here's a YouTube of the flying cat:

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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:09 am

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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:19 am

I love it!
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Re: WTF

Postby Bob » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:14 am

Well, the NxNW pic is less disturbing than the vid showing the jackass artist buzzing a field of dairy cows and souring the milk.
Amazing desert structures & stuff: http://sites.google.com/site/potatotrap/

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Re: WTF

Postby illy dilly » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:04 am

Elorrum wrote:Image

O MAN!
This is awesome!

I'm totally making one of these for our Gnome Garden!
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Re: WTF

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:38 am

I think this girl might be a world-champion sparklepony!
Also: Why the Fuck is this a news story? Come on.
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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:11 am

"...you look too good, so you have to take off the costume."

I'll be in my bunk. :twisted:
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Re: WTF

Postby gyre » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:12 am

Disney really does this stuff routinely.

It took the Disney Mukhabarat about thirty seconds to show up and check out my copyright violation shirt.
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Re: WTF

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:42 am

I have little to no sympathy for the Disney corporation and their copyright-Nazism. On the other hand, I have even less sympathy for this girl who's old enough to know better, could've read the rules, and has been crying her eyes out for days because she didn't get to wear her super-sparkly fairy-princess costume to Disneyland.

Now's where someone comes and explains patiently to me that this girl has a disability/mental illness/brain injury and/or is dying/recently orphaned, and then I'll feel like a big jerk for being so judgy. But until that happens...

I'm just gonna sit here with my rocking chair and my spittoon and lament the state of the kids these days.
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Re: WTF

Postby Drawingablank » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:55 am

Well without getting into intellectual property rights and such consider this:

If a pedophile dessed like a Disney character at a Disney facility - it has disastrous potential.

Seems like their policy on this is just good common sense to protect both themselves and their guests.
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Re: WTF

Postby knowmad » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:41 pm

They'll kick you off log moutian if you are on acid. They let us sing zipity-doodah, but then made us stop.
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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:02 pm

how do ju say "what The Fuck" in Spanich?


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Re: WTF

Postby knowmad » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:12 pm

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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:50 pm

There's always Papua New Guinea (PNG).
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Re: WTF

Postby jkisha » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:17 am


Probably was instigated by that one founder of Facebook that renounced his US citizenship to avoid paying millions in taxes from the IPO.
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