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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:26 pm

ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:
burner von braun wrote:Oh, and I heard back from our people, apparently our insurance policy does cover shirt-cunting (aka: daisyducking) I know that there is still great concern over this matter, and I think I speak for all of us in thanking our esteemed colleague from Ventura for bringing this to our attention. All I can do for now is suggest we keep a watchful eye on it.


a new term is born.........where's that lexicon thread?

Use the search function, it's not new.


I was just being rhetorical............

Fancy yourself as the Cicero of the Danes, do you?
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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:27 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:
burner von braun wrote:Oh, and I heard back from our people, apparently our insurance policy does cover shirt-cunting (aka: daisyducking) I know that there is still great concern over this matter, and I think I speak for all of us in thanking our esteemed colleague from Ventura for bringing this to our attention. All I can do for now is suggest we keep a watchful eye on it.


a new term is born.........where's that lexicon thread?

Use the search function, it's not new.


I was just being rhetorical............

Fancy yourself as the Cicero of the Danes, do you?

Now, that's rhetorical!
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Postby gyre » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:43 pm

I love the search function.

It pulls up every recent thread instantly, starting with the bar threads.
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Postby burner von braun » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:49 pm

* dutifully leans back in chair while chief execs prevail*
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Postby ygmir » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:54 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:
burner von braun wrote:Oh, and I heard back from our people, apparently our insurance policy does cover shirt-cunting (aka: daisyducking) I know that there is still great concern over this matter, and I think I speak for all of us in thanking our esteemed colleague from Ventura for bringing this to our attention. All I can do for now is suggest we keep a watchful eye on it.


a new term is born.........where's that lexicon thread?

Use the search function, it's not new.


I was just being rhetorical............

Fancy yourself as the Cicero of the Danes, do you?

Now, that's rhetorical!


huh? oh, sorry, I was eating a butter cookie.
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Postby Eric » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:54 pm

Those chairs cost us money. No leaning. And don't you have paperwork to do or stuff to look up. Try to look important! We don't want the stockholders to know what goes on in here!
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Postby ygmir » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:57 pm

Eric wrote:Those chairs cost us money. No leaning. And don't you have paperwork to do or stuff to look up. Try to look important! We don't want the stockholders to know what goes on in here!


*pulls skirt down *
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Postby burner von braun » Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:52 pm

Stockholders!?!

*leaps forward in chair*

Does this mean we don't get to keep our little miniature giraffes?!
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Postby Eric » Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:03 pm

burner von braun wrote:Stockholders!?!

*leaps forward in chair*

Does this mean we don't get to keep our little miniature giraffes?!


Um, you mean the Miniaturized Organic Interior Plant Maintenance Systems, don't you? Part of the Green Initiative......

*cough*
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Postby burner von braun » Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:42 pm

ack, er yes,.. yes indeed, the highly touted MOIPMS project, we are certainly leading the charge on that here.. now.. aren't we... yep...you betcha... It'll be stockholder dividens galore!
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Postby Fire_Moose » Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:57 am

Hey Board, sorry bout my absence, I just got back from Philly, i got a few more people to finish filling our cabinet..

Meet Jessi: Image

Mom/Daughter duo, Riley and Chelsea: Image

and my personal assistant Shaniqua: Image


If you need "papers filed", "spots filled", "coffee prepped", or the like, be sure and let them know.
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Postby C.f.M. » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:10 am

"I.am.your.SECRETARY."
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Postby Eric » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:29 pm

My personal assistant, Dean..

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and no, he's not allowed to button his shirt. It's part of the...um... Initiative to Reduce Wasteful Clothing.....

Meeting temporarily adjourned. I need to give dictation....
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Postby Trishntek » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:37 pm

C.f.M. wrote:"I.am.your.SECRETARY."


Well in that case, please fix those files in the bottom drawer over there,,,,, and dammit don't bend your knees!
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Postby ygmir » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:41 pm

Trishntek wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:"I.am.your.SECRETARY."


Well in that case, please fix those files in the bottom drawer over there,,,,, and dammit don't bend your knees!


I second:

all those in favor, say Aye.
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Postby Fire_Moose » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:52 pm

Aye!




Dictation hahahahahahaha
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Postby Bounce530 » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:52 am

((agg, just trying to post one pic, and something's going haywire))
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Postby Bounce530 » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:54 am

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TomServo wrote:Pickles are cucumbers soaked in EVIL!
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Postby Bounce530 » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:57 am

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TomServo wrote:Pickles are cucumbers soaked in EVIL!
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Postby Fire_Moose » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:59 am

Bored bored bored bored bored boredbored bored bored bored bored bored bored boredboredboredbored BORED!
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Postby Eric » Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:37 pm

maybe if you got your secretary to actually get some work done, we could go fire some people.

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Postby buckycat » Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:47 pm

Sorry I'm so late to the meeting. My secretary just gave me the invitation a minute ago.
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Postby Fire_Moose » Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:13 pm

Please do not degrade my personal assistant by calling her a secretary.

Next order of business, who hired the old ugly secretary? You need to fire her. she is bad publicity.



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Postby Eric » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:38 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:All in favor of Hawaiian Friday?


I'll have my team work on it.

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Um.

This might take a while....
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Re: Please, Join me in the boardroom

Postby weirdscience » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:49 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:I just got all these fancy chairs and an HD tv

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The purpose of this is because we are in DESPERATE need of some boards

this is what we're down to...

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:55 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:Next order of business, who hired the old ugly secretary? You need to fire her. she is bad publicity.


She cleans up very well, I'll have you know.
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Postby Trishntek » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:28 pm

She cleans up WHAT very well? You? Herself? or Environment?
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Postby ygmir » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:37 pm

I think he's referring to canine style cleaning........
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Postby Trishntek » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:19 pm

Yeah that is my assessment also.
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Postby Fire_Moose » Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:31 am

She's a dog groomer too? Ok but stick her in the basement.
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