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Postby Jovankat » Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:41 pm

Sorbets can be amazing! Or a coconut ice-cream could do a pretty good impression of dairy.

This won't help you right now but do you spend any time in Las Vegas? Later this year Gelato Messina, a Sydney institution, will be opening their first US store in suburban Las Vegas. Their gelatos and sorbets are FREAKING AMAZING. If you're ever in the area check them out. You will not be disappointed.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Elorrum » Tue Jul 22, 2014 6:24 pm

DAMMIT BILL!!!
Stupid people at work found a really graphic "viewer discretion advised" forklift safety video on you tube to show in our safety team meeting today. It was presented as company content, viewing mandatory. They did not show the warning screen, just started the video. Pretty awful, very painful to sit through, and I actually had to get up and leave the room. I waited outside, walked around some, and then headed back in when I figured it was over, and I had composed myself. They paged me to get back in the meeting room. NOT ONE PERSON asked me about it, whether I was o.k. or not. Dammit Bill! When I said to the meeting leader that I found it too graphic, he rolled his eyes, and said, "It was just a re-enactment." and, "it had an impact didn't it?" This while other people grinned. They suck. Every morning, and in meetings we are exhorted to ask our co-workers how we are doing, find out about each other's well being, show we care... ah Bill.
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Postby aserendipity » Tue Jul 22, 2014 7:52 pm

Dammit Bill !

we must facilitate an improved situation for Elorrum !
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby robbidobbs » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:17 pm

HOLY MACARONI BILL!Who let all these people into the message board!
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby PurpleKoosh » Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:20 pm

Elorrum wrote:DAMMIT BILL!!!
Stupid people at work found a really graphic "viewer discretion advised" forklift safety video on you tube to show in our safety team meeting today. It was presented as company content, viewing mandatory. They did not show the warning screen, just started the video. Pretty awful, very painful to sit through, and I actually had to get up and leave the room. I waited outside, walked around some, and then headed back in when I figured it was over, and I had composed myself. They paged me to get back in the meeting room. NOT ONE PERSON asked me about it, whether I was o.k. or not. Dammit Bill! When I said to the meeting leader that I found it too graphic, he rolled his eyes, and said, "It was just a re-enactment." and, "it had an impact didn't it?" This while other people grinned. They suck. Every morning, and in meetings we are exhorted to ask our co-workers how we are doing, find out about each other's well being, show we care... ah Bill.

Damnit, Bill...the only "viewer discretion advised" forklift safety video that should exist - on YouTube or anywhere else - is Stapelfarher Klaus.

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Srsly, Elorrum, that was particularly shitty of them not to warn the crowd and then be such asshats to you when you came back in the room. I'm sorry.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:22 pm

Not even Shake Hands with Danger?
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Postby VultureChow » Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:37 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:Damnit, Bill...the only "viewer discretion advised" forklift safety video that should exist - on YouTube or anywhere else - is Stapelfarher Klaus.


Is it weird that I kept expecting that to turn into a campy porno?
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby southern crone » Thu Aug 07, 2014 12:55 am

I really wanted to celebrate my 55th birthday and surviving 10 years of an unwanted divorce, on the playa. Didn't get a ticket so will turn Molly Hatchet up loud, eat my dark chocolate, pout and wait for next year. Everybody have a great burn and take plenty of pictures for poor pouty people like me. Page two!!!
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Postby aserendipity » Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:06 am

Dear Southern croner

me too, but dammit I am really not ready to stop whining because I am addicted to you all ...

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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby BeeWeeDee » Fri Aug 08, 2014 8:43 am

Dammit Bill!

Can't you get that rideshare person to give me some idea how much "stuff" she has, or will have, to load on my truck? If I don't get some feedback soon she's going to find her sorry ass finding another ride to the burn.
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Postby southern crone » Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:01 pm

I canceled my hotel reservations in Reno. Planning for next year. Thank you Dr. Pyro for the hotel deal. I plan to be there next year.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Patsh » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:21 pm

Dammit, Bill!!
What did you do with the pictures that were posted from the Meet'n'Greet? I know there were a bunch posted, but, where??

Bill, I'm just not going to let you play with my computer any more, if you keep hiding stuff in it.

*harrrrummphh*

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Postby ygmir » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:50 pm

DAMMIT BILL!!
you didn't say there was a hornet nest in the lumber, and that they'd wait to attack for when I had 4 16' 1x12's on my shoulder, such that I'd have to run down the driveway, while they flew up my pant leg, shirt, and in my hair, stinging and biting........
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Patsh » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:14 pm

Dammit again, Bill!!!

You were supposed to be finding pics, not sending hornets up Yggy's pant legs!
(ouch, Yggy... you OK?) :(


Dammit, what's wrong with you, Bill?!!?!!
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Elorrum » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:16 pm

I don't think Bill is in the business of doing things right, or of fixing them. he's just a whipping boy... and dammit, it would be nice if he could do more. Dammit, BILL!
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Patsh » Wed Oct 15, 2014 9:13 pm

Well, dammit, Bill!
You've been foiled again! (bwaaahhaaaaahahaaahaaa)
Tatonka helped me find the picture I'd been looking for. So There, Bill!

However, that's probably not gonna help Yggy feel any better... so, Dammit, Bill! Why did you let that even Happen!

stupid whipping boy, anyway!
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Postby delle » Sat Oct 18, 2014 11:59 am

Dammit Bill! First with the IBS - which is fucking painful and always inconvenient in its own right. Did you really have to kick it up such a huge notch?

Passing out as I stood up to grab a cloth to cool the fever -- as the cold water filled up the sink to the brim -- taking down the 3-tiered metal and glass self as I fell, dumping all its contents on top of me -- was an interesting twist on an old theme.

Having my husband find me there - at first indiscernible under the pile of rubble - passed out with my pants down to my ankles as the water in the sink reached the spill-over stage... Sweet look, Bill. I especially appreciated that part. More even than the pukefest upon awakening.

And now, Bill, I'd appreciate even more if you could just make it stop, now. Twelve hours is just too long. And I do love the colour red, but seriously Bill, it should NOT be coming out of my ass in such quantities. It's just plain scary, even if I know the inflammation will be long gone before anyone can take a "look see" at it and consultation would just result in another head-scratching session as they tell me there's nothing wrong in there.

I was really hoping, Bill, that last time was a special one-time gift. If you're thinking of making a habit of this, I think it's time to say that I'm not that thrilled with it. :cry:
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Elorrum » Sat Oct 18, 2014 12:43 pm

oh Bill, Dammit. Delle, I'll see if I can light a fire under Bill here. Take care and do the least Bill-ish option when given a choice. I know you will. Feel better soon.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Oct 18, 2014 1:51 pm

Dammit Bill! Why didn't you tell me what I misread as IRS was something altogether (or maybe merely somewhat) different!
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby southern crone » Sat Oct 18, 2014 11:44 pm

Dammit Bill!!! Sounds like delle had a bout of diverticulitis.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Elorrum » Wed Oct 22, 2014 2:24 pm

dammit Bill! got what I paid for with online glasses. ow ow ow, headache, and eye pain, from the progressive bifocals, and I just wore them indoors for a little while. blurry. dang. time is the issue, so I'll do single vision, and cheater readers for a while longer. I might try a local optician just to see what the problem is and what I'm looking at in terms of time and cost. The prescription is brand new, and I didn't opt to continue my vision coverage for new glasses. The super cheap single vision glasses are o.k. though, so that's nice. Stop laughing Bill.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby robbidobbs » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:40 pm

Damn it Bill, why won't he call? My life is unraveling, and I'm needing some shred of hope that I have a better future than my recent past. I want to get on with a new start, and I can hear you scoffing because I'm 50. I want to do this and help others and not be part of the problem anymore. And my path includes Rainwater, but he's all bound up in his nuts life, and I guess I'm just a whimsical dalliance to him. Well that's not me! At the same time I'm looking at him as my savior, and that no doubt isn't him. Thanks a LOT for getting me Paper Towns, where I was just smacked upside the head with THAT lesson, to not look at others as thru a mirror, but thru a window. Got it fucker! My morale is tanking because of my brain interfering and being unappreciative. Crap, it's like you have been throwing Koosh balls of insight at me randomly for a fucking month! Fine, I asked for it, but you don't have to keep giggling when they hit. Asshole.
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Postby aserendipity » Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:04 pm

Dammit Bill !

Momentarily forgot that it is all on me myself and I.

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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby robbidobbs » Fri Oct 24, 2014 6:17 pm

Just about the time I get the Taoist lesson of Things As They Are(or what I call The Law), I get a cal from him.
Just shut up and help me get the straight jacket back on Bill.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby tatonka » Sun Oct 26, 2014 10:30 am

Dammit Bill I can only remember part of the poem


"He saw her spirit and ran free with it...he showed her the fire that ran wild within his own soul and together.....
despite the storms of life...together they set each other ablaze and danced in the flames"
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby southern crone » Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:59 pm

Dammit Bill, where's the like button?
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby robbidobbs » Mon Oct 27, 2014 12:23 pm

Damn it Bill, will you please just get Tatonka a cite or author so I can look this poem up? I'd really like to have the whole copy.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby unjonharley » Mon Oct 27, 2014 12:45 pm

by Mary Huber.. Google the last sentence.. The rest of it is as good as that..
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby gypsy68 » Mon Oct 27, 2014 2:38 pm

Dammit Bill I am really tired of waiting for the new furnace. The house is cold. Please don’t postpone the install again.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby tatonka » Mon Oct 27, 2014 5:05 pm

unjonharley wrote:by Mary Huber.. Google the last sentence.. The rest of it is as good as that..


thanks :) Dammit Bill I could have found that ")
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