Haiku: OUT - Limericks: IN

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Haiku: OUT - Limericks: IN

Postby KellY » Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:11 pm

There once was a slacker named Larry
Whose break-up reaction was scary
He built a tall Man
And burned it down to the sand
and said: "The next Man to the playa I'll carry."
"Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes
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Postby KellY » Thu Feb 12, 2004 12:49 pm

There once was a Fucko named Trey
Who said "I don't like the way
the event's moving toward,
so I'll move the the boards,
And there ever after I'll stay."
"Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes
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Postby KellY » Sun Feb 15, 2004 2:07 pm

A Department that was called Public Works,
Who was asked: "Why are you such jerks?
"You strut and you sneer,
And Demand all our beer!"
Replied, "Fuck you, that's one of our perks."
"Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes
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