Favorite Bumper Stickers

All things outside of Burning Man.

Postby Monkeypoo » Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:24 pm

Thecatman wrote:No offense to any burners from the Golden State

You just redeemed yourself and saved yourself from one helluva whoopin', catman. :wink:

My all time favorite biker helmet sticker: Sit Down, Shut Up, HOLD ON!!!

*flashbacks to Xmas housefire ~~ not only did all my fucking leathers burn up, but my fuckin' helmet burned up too, goddammit*
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Postby geospyder » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:42 pm

Now here is an interesting one...

I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
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Postby Apollonaris Zeus » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:54 pm

Waterboard Cheney
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Postby Monkeypoo » Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:00 pm

when Bush was Prez, I saw this on a bumper sticker at Sunshine Daydreams in Morgantown, WV....

"He put the DUH in W."
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Postby Thecatman » Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:56 pm

I always like the classic "Don't laugh, its paid for"
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Postby LostinReno » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:27 am

geospyder wrote:I came over from California a few years ago but I am now an official Nevadan. LostinReno was my witness the day I became an official Nevadan when I shot an abandoned car in the middle of the desert.


:lol: It was a glorious day! :lol:

I for the most part have nothing against Californians or California for that matter. But a lot of 'em that moved here brought thier politics with them! The main one that cracks me up the most is being OUTSIDE and someone will be smoking a cigarette, some Californian will walk by with the fake cough. Oh please! They even brought the no smoking in bars with them. I personally don't care either way, but if your hanging around in bars enough to have issues from the smoke, chances are, your liver is already shot. :wink:
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Postby LostinReno » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:32 am

Thecatman wrote:I always like the classic "Don't laugh, its paid for"

I need that one! :D

Back with the Bushism's I still liked "A villiage in Texas is missing their idiot"
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Postby Thecatman » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:46 pm

I check sticker display racks but have'nt seen one for sometime. I might have some made up
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Postby skibear » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:45 pm

Seen on a T shirt this week:

BOMB TECHNICIAN -If you see me running you need to keep up.

LOL
Kaboom!! :shock:
crash & burn ski lessons given
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Postby d6 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:49 pm

"Militant Agnostic: I Can't Prove It and Neither Can You"

"Pave the Earth"

"Satans Pimp" -(my old record label, but it makes me laugh)

"Fire-Worshiping Art Lover"

"Theres Always Room on the Broom"
your witty rejoinder just flew over my head.....

no trust fund getting supply buying self-reliant non-bankrolled questionable artistic contributor sacrificing electronics at will build it destroy it clean it haul it financially uninterested uber-bot
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Postby ygmir » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:24 am

I may be schizophrenic,
but,
at least I have eachother
YGMIR

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Postby geospyder » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:14 pm

I have a baseball cap that says...

"I'm schizophrenic and so am I"
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
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Postby accordionMan » Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:02 pm

Just saw this one today...


If you want a taste of religion
Lick a Witch
FREE MONEY to BURN 2013:
http://www.digitalartist.com/art/burningman/money.html
Some accordion at BM: http://current.com/items/89239638/rob_the_accordion_man.htm
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Postby wedeliver » Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:34 pm

i have a bumper sticker that says,

"I don't remember Burning Man 2005"
I'm a topless shirtcocking yahoo hippie

www.eaglesnestrvpark.com
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Postby Rusted Iron » Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:52 pm

Neatly lettered on the back window of a car in front of me at a stop sign:

The Dude Abides
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Postby Thecatman » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:04 pm

Fight Crime,
Shoot Back! 8)
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Postby Detox the Clown » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:42 pm

HELP! The paranoids are after me!
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Postby Karma » Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:51 pm

"I pray Jesus, Save me from your followers".
"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh".

Voltaire
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Postby philosopher » Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:44 am

Not a bumper sticker, but a license plate frame on an immaculate Rolls-Royce:
My other car is a Rolls-Royce.
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Postby flatlander13 » Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:27 pm

My killer robot skull fucked your honor student
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Postby stickysunset » Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:47 am

I LIKE TO SPOON
AFTER I FORK
izzit august yet?
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Postby trenton » Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:05 am

Yes it's my trailer.... and no i will not help you move!
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Postby Snowah Zark » Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:27 am

Burning Man...Nudity, Guns, and Videotape.
Mi casa y su casa.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:38 am

UNFUCKWITHABLE



or



SATAN WORKS FOR ME NOW!



or



I REPRESENT GOD, YOU FUCKNUT!
fuck you, it's magic


it's not a fucking festival, it's a PROJECT.

A gift for the Playa

THIS YEARS POSTERS

2015 posters
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:49 am

gerbils are for Turks
REAL Greeks use FERRETS!
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
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Postby H.G.Crosby » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:14 pm

BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS!
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™
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Postby adam link » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:42 pm

BURN THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
god is in the data.
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Postby Thecatman » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:03 pm

I WANT YOU
TO SPEAK ENGLISH
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Postby Oldguy » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:03 pm

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Image current moon
Burning Man is an exercise—indeed, a challenge—in balancing cooperation, self-reliance, individual expression, and creative collaboration in the formation of an artistic community. E. Britannica
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Postby littleflower » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:20 pm

BUMPER
STICKER
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