Favorite Bumper Stickers

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Postby LostinReno » Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:21 pm

Thecatman wrote:I recently saw these and liked them. I hope they don't offend anyone.


HARRY REID.
THE BEST FRIEND
an ILLEGAL ALIEN HAS.
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I saw KISS MY HARRY REID the other day, it made me laugh....sadly he scares me less than Sharron Angle.
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Postby Thecatman » Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:44 pm

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LostinReno wrote:I saw KISS MY HARRY REID the other day, it made me laugh....sadly he scares me less than Sharron Angle.

A vote for "none of the above" will prmote Reid. IMHO, I think Angle is the lesser of two evils, same with Brian Sandavol.
I had a Sharron Angle yard sign on the front of my truck at BM this year. My truck was facing 8:30 at K.
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Postby Thecatman » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:39 pm

Two things he said, Harry Reid, said that makes me want to puke is:
1) "Only 36,000 Nevadans lost they're job today. Thats real good!"
2) "I don't see how anybody of Hispanic background can be a Republican!"
Don't know if thats word for word but it made me sick.
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Postby misfit » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:13 am

found on playa,,,"no one cares you went to burning man".
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Postby Boijoy » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:47 am

"save a Cowboy ride a Sparkle Pony"
don't forget to floss
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Postby help » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:56 am

"If guns kill people,
then pencils misspell words."
I was better last year.
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Postby ygmir » Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:18 am

help wrote:"If guns kill people,
then pencils misspell words."


+10
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Postby Thecatman » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:08 pm

Caa-Chingg.
I might have one made up
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Postby The CO » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:15 pm

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
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Postby kman » Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:21 pm

The CO wrote:Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.


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Postby geekster » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:40 pm

Saw today:

Now the voices are texting me.
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Postby Thecatman » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:37 pm

Saw one that said
Bend Over
This is gonna hurt
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Postby lucky420 » Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:16 am

Tea Parties are for little girls with imaginary friends
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Postby LostinReno » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:03 pm

lucky420 wrote:Tea Parties are for little girls with imaginary friends

:lol: I sooooo want one!
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Postby LostinReno » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:11 pm

Thecatman wrote:Two things he said, Harry Reid, said that makes me want to puke is:
1) "Only 36,000 Nevadans lost they're job today. Thats real good!"
2) "I don't see how anybody of Hispanic background can be a Republican!"
Don't know if thats word for word but it made me sick.


I really do hate the political debate, and most of the Reid/Angle banter has been taken so far out of context it's rediculous, however Angle has made some pretty sickening herself.
Regarding women who've become pregnant as a result of rape "These women should make lemonade out of lemons" WTF is that?
Again, "It's not my job to create jobs for Nevadans" ooookkkaaay.
The fact that she claims she lives in a middle class neighborhood. I can almost guarantee you she doesn't live in a middle class neighborhood. Puleeeze, she wouldn't want to do away with unemployment, social security and medicare if she really lived in a middle class neighborhood. Of course she doesn't care about social security, she was a teacher and her husband worked for the BLM (or some other gubbermint agency), they can't collect social security because they never paid into it.
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Postby lucky420 » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:11 pm

cafepress.com is it okay to post this? I do not own the company or work there...
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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:35 pm

lucky420 wrote:cafepress.com is it okay to post this? I do not own the company or work there...

Someone asked, you answered. Absolutely within the rules. But thanks for asking.
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Postby Sail Man » Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:30 pm

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Postby geospyder » Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:40 pm

If you can read this, thank a teacher and, since it's in English, thank a soldier
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Postby brushfire on the playa » Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:38 am

misfit wrote:found on playa,,,"no one cares you went to burning man".


along the same lines, but not seen on-playa - "nobody gives a shit what you did on the playa"
that one made me a laugh a little.
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Postby Discordia » Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:16 am

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Postby Dr. Pyro » Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:32 am

THE DONNER PARTY: It's who's for dinner.
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Postby JStep » Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:12 am

accordionMan wrote:
AntiM wrote:My Karma ran over your Dogma.



I forgot about that one... got a good laugh when I first saw it!


I like the original better "My karma ran over my dogma"

My karma running over your dogma doesn't make sense and implies no understanding of either concept. :P
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Postby JStep » Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:50 am

There's no government like no government.

Keep your religion off my body.

Godless Socialist.

I <3 Sluts.

I (spade) my dog.

I (club) my wife.

Religion should be like your genitals. it's fine to enjoy them, it's fine to be proud of them, just keep them to yourself unless invited to share.

And one that my brother in law created for placement under your least favorite stickers "...and I'm a fucking idiot."
The mark of success came when one appeared on his car beneath a sticker he had.

Following is a lot of my favorite quotes, some are stickers, some are t-shirts, some a re just good quotes:

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses." --Lenny Bruce

"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman." --Homer Simpson

"If Jesus was Jewish, how come he has a Mexican name?"--Anonymous

"Go to heaven for climate, and hell for society." --Mark Twain

"That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence"
-Christopher Hitchen

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization." - Anonymous

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." -- Stephen Roberts

And what comedian designer configured the region between our legs--an entertainment complex built around a sewage system? - Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

For ages, a deadly conflict has been waged between a few brave men and women of thought and genius upon the one side, and the great ignorant religious mass on the other. This is the war between Science and Faith. The few have appealed to reason, to honor, to law, to freedom, to the known, and to happiness here in this world. The many have appealed to prejudice, to fear, to miracle, to slavery, to the unknown, and to misery hereafter. The few have said, “Think!â€
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:15 pm

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:17 pm

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Postby Thecatman » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:27 pm

Not a sticker but a t shirt that said

RedNeck
White Trash
Blue Collar
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Re: Favorite Bumper Stickers

Postby knowmad » Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:12 pm

God is perfect man is not, man made Beer, God made pot.
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Re: Favorite Bumper Stickers

Postby TomServo » Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:22 pm

"I'm High on Life!

...and glue"
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
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Re: Favorite Bumper Stickers

Postby thnkfl » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:50 pm

Don't Just Bump 'er, Sticker

And, if we can include those cute notes we write to those who have trouble parking correctly:

AIM HIGH!
Why take up two parking spaces
when, with a little effort,
you could block all four!
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