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Postby goathead » Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:21 pm

USA
GET OUT

of Oakland.
Ffwcio eich diwrnod
Jebem ti dan
Tpaxhnte ball aehb
Nasrat na vas den
Namaste, zkurvysynu
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Postby FaeTora » Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:41 pm

"I'm reloading." (I live in Texas)

"Thinking: Its not for everyone."
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Postby sputnik » Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:05 am

Saw this on a car at Lakes of Fire:

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It's going to be alright.
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Postby FaeTora » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:44 am

I see this alot.

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Postby Thecatman » Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:49 pm

Save a cow.
Eat a vegaterian. :?

I did'nt quite get it
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Postby geospyder » Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:23 pm

Thecatman wrote:Save a cow.
Eat a vegaterian. :?

I did'nt quite get it


Along the same lines as "Save a tree, eat a beaver."
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Postby Trishntek » Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:17 am

geospyder wrote:
Thecatman wrote:Save a cow.
Eat a vegaterian. :?

I did'nt quite get it


Along the same lines as "Save a tree, eat a beaver."


But spydy,,,, that makes sense!
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Postby MisaBlue » Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:08 am

geospyder wrote:
Thecatman wrote:Save a cow.
Eat a vegaterian. :?

I did'nt quite get it


Along the same lines as "Save a tree, eat a beaver."


My brother got grade A for that beaver joke in biology in school...his biology teachers name was Beaver...
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Postby geospyder » Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:40 am

There is a geocache hidden about five miles away titled Beaver Country. The description is "Watch your footing. It's along the Truckee River. We got the name from the nearby beaver houses." Most people make some sort of comment like "We didn't see any beavers or beaver dams." What they missed is the local brothel they passed to and from the cache.
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Postby Frankenstipe » Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:07 am

I really want to make like 1000 bumper stickers that say "I Brake For No Reason" or "I Can't Drive Worth Shit" and just stick them on every car I see. I swear nobody knows how to drive in this country. :roll:
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Postby FaeTora » Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:14 am

I won't do that. Some people ::coughs me:: would hunt you down if you put a bumper sticker on their car. She may not be a beauty but if anyone is going to deface her, its going to be me.
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Postby Mojojita » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:21 am

FaeTora wrote:I won't do that. Some people ::coughs me:: would hunt you down if you put a bumper sticker on their car. She may not be a beauty but if anyone is going to deface her, its going to be me.


Oh yeah - I tend to get more than snippy if anyone even puts a paper under my windshield wiper.
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Postby FaeTora » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:23 am

Mojojita wrote:
FaeTora wrote:I won't do that. Some people ::coughs me:: would hunt you down if you put a bumper sticker on their car. She may not be a beauty but if anyone is going to deface her, its going to be me.


Oh yeah - I tend to get more than snippy if anyone even puts a paper under my windshield wiper.


When that happens to me, I feel like someone has said "Here. Throw this away for me."
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Postby capjbadger » Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:37 pm

Frankenstipe wrote:I really want to make like 1000 bumper stickers that say "I Brake For No Reason" or "I Can't Drive Worth Shit" and just stick them on every car I see. I swear nobody knows how to drive in this country. :roll:

I'd just return the favor with one that says "My Pitbull ate your Honor Student"...


Too soon? :twisted:

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Postby ohCarie » Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:27 pm

My all time favorite:

Don't Trash the Earth,
It's Not Uranus.


Also great:

Science flies you to the moon,
Religion flies you into buildings.
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Postby knowmad » Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:28 pm

I'm in Prehab.

and

You think you've got it bad? I Work agianst my will for a Texan Village idiot.
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Postby Zona_the_stona » Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:46 pm

"My vacation is your worst nightmare"

I saw this on an RV a few years ago. It was the www.playatech.com guy and his family. very cool.
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Postby David M » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:33 pm

Frankenstipe wrote:I really want to make like 1000 bumper stickers that say "I Brake For No Reason" or "I Can't Drive Worth Shit" and just stick them on every car I see. I swear nobody knows how to drive in this country. :roll:


Don't confuse Arcata with the rest of the country. I am an HSU alum and was shocked at how badly people drove in that town.

4-way stops = confusion and chaos
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Postby geekster » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:38 pm

David M wrote:Don't confuse Arcata with the rest of the country. I am an HSU alum and was shocked at how badly people drove in that town.

4-way stops = confusion and chaos


I live in Cupertino. You have NO idea.

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Postby geospyder » Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:00 pm

Saw this over the weekend "Homicide Division - Our day begins when your day ends."
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Postby FaeTora » Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:01 pm

Geo- at least its truth in advertising.
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Postby ohCarie » Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:21 pm

I saw yesterday:

VERMONT
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Postby Mosin » Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:29 am

Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church.

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Postby geekster » Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:45 am

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Postby Ranger Genius » Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:48 am

We have a great one:
Bad Mormon - no planet!
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Postby ygmir » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:19 am

Ranger Genius wrote:We have a great one:
Bad Mormon - no planet!


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Postby firepoet » Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:47 pm

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Postby Thecatman » Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:03 pm

I recently saw these and liked them. I hope they don't offend anyone.


HARRY REID.
THE BEST FRIEND
an ILLEGAL ALIEN HAS.

also



BRING BACK THE ROTARY PHONE!
SO I DON'T HAVE TO PRESS ONE
FOR ENGLISH!






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Postby Elorrum » Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:19 pm

geekster wrote:
David M wrote:Don't confuse Arcata with the rest of the country. I am an HSU alum and was shocked at how badly people drove in that town.

4-way stops = confusion and chaos


I live in Cupertino. You have NO idea.

Man, if you have never been behind a 70yo guy who didn't learn to drive until he was 50 ... you haven't lived.


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Postby Fire_Moose » Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:57 am

Seen in Flagstaff on my way home from the burn...


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