This man is sitting on a bus when this young nun gets on he think she 's beautiful, so he sit next to her and says,
"sister i think you the most beautiful women i've ever seen will you marry me?"
She says " I'm sorry I cant marry you I'm married to God"
and with that get's of the bus. Later as the man's getting of the bus the bus driver says
"I know that nun, every morning at five am she's down by the river preying"
so next morning he's down by the river dressed as Jesus and say's to this nun "sister i am god and your married to me and I've come to consummate the marriage"
shes say's "oh you silly fucker you've picked the wrong week but I suppose you could do it up the back"
so he fuck's this nun up the back, after, he's filled with guilt so he says to himself you've got to tell her so
he say's "sister I am not god I am the man you met on the bus"
she say's "I'm not the nun I'm the bus driver"
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