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Postby Nipple » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:56 pm

As someone who has not once, but twice accidentally applied capsaicin to his penis: Yes. There's a special place in hell for you.

I've also done this to my eyes on way too many occasions for any reasonable person.
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby graidawg » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:58 pm

Nipple wrote:As someone who has not once, but twice accidentally applied capsaicin to his penis: Yes. There's a special place in hell for you.

I've also done this to my eyes on way too many occasions for any reasonable person.


although the girl in question is an ex-girlfriend we are still friends and the incedent was not the reason for our breakup. its one of two things i have done sexually i truely regret
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby International Incident » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:10 pm

graidawg wrote:
Nipple wrote:As someone who has not once, but twice accidentally applied capsaicin to his penis: Yes. There's a special place in hell for you.

I've also done this to my eyes on way too many occasions for any reasonable person.


although the girl in question is an ex-girlfriend we are still friends and the incedent was not the reason for our breakup. its one of two things i have done sexually i truely regret


and now we are all waiting for you to share the other one..
or not share it, if it is truly awful and will make us think bad things about you :shock:
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby graidawg » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:24 pm

you first mel, guid pro quo mel quid pro quo
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"Savannah" I like it . . . it makes us sound forward-thinking, and not at all like trailblazing, professional-level procrastinors.
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby MisaBlue » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:31 pm

graidawg wrote:you first mel, guid pro quo mel quid pro quo



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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby wh..sh » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:44 pm

**Adds Nipple and Graidawg to "do not sleep with" list**
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby graidawg » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:46 pm

wh..sh wrote:**Adds Nipple and Graidawg to "do not sleep with" list**


sleeping is not permitted in my company
completely unconcerned.
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby MyDearFriend » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:50 pm

*adds Graidawg & Nipple to "help him wash his hands first" list*

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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby wh..sh » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:50 pm

graidawg wrote:
wh..sh wrote:**Adds Nipple and Graidawg to "do not sleep with" "do not allow around chillies" list**


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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby graidawg » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:01 pm

wh..sh wrote:
graidawg wrote:
wh..sh wrote:**Adds Nipple and Graidawg to "do not sleep with" "do not allow around chillies" list**


sleeping is not permitted in my company


ok thats fair i will make sure nipple does not have anthing chillified
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby MyDearFriend » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:12 pm

graidawg wrote:ok thats fair i will make sure nipple does not have anthing chillified


chilis on nipples? interesting... 8)
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby Eric » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:26 pm

tattoogoddess wrote:Add sex plus monetary and you get.....


Also lived at a certain ranch for a place in Carson City.....


Who is good at math?


Good lord, if that was bad I'd lose a ton of friends who work in the sex industry (porn, strippers, "workers"...), male & female.


and who am I to refuse photo work if they need "head" shots?
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby Nipple » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:47 pm

Unfortunately it wasn't chillies.

I hurt myself, so on rough days I use an ointment with capsaicin on my back. I usually do this right after I get out of the shower. It has a weird tube that you have to squeeze some to the top of the applicator.

More than once I have been looking into the business end of the applicator and unexpectedly shot myself in the nose, or the eye. (Yg... quote this line) There have been a couple times where it suddenly went off, and in a Matrix like slow-mo I watched a single drop arch through the air, all yellin' "Noooooooooooo" all deep and dreamily, my body twisting in air trying to escape as the drop lands with laser-like accuracy right to where my next few hours will be the most uncomfortable.

...

I will cop to getting jalapeño in my eyes though. Just makin' guac when suddenly my eyes get super itchy and then I remember why the ladyfriend keeps me away from power tools. The last time it happened, I used some olive oil on my eye to help get rid of the burn. Directly after washing my eye, I stood up and wiped a tear away from my other eye.

Ladyfriend pointed and laughed, while I gave up on life and went directly to bed. The rest of the herd has been very kind not to push me to the edge of the pack to be eaten by predators.
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby ygmir » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:57 pm

Nipple wrote:Unfortunately it wasn't chillies.

I hurt myself, so on rough days I use an ointment with capsaicin on my back. I usually do this right after I get out of the shower. It has a weird tube that you have to squeeze some to the top of the applicator.

More than once I have been looking into the business end of the applicator and unexpectedly shot myself in the nose, or the eye. (Yg... quote this line) There have been a couple times where it suddenly went off, and in a Matrix like slow-mo I watched a single drop arch through the air, all yellin' "Noooooooooooo" all deep and dreamily, my body twisting in air trying to escape as the drop lands with laser-like accuracy right to where my next few hours will be the most uncomfortable.

...

I will cop to getting jalapeño in my eyes though. Just makin' guac when suddenly my eyes get super itchy and then I remember why the ladyfriend keeps me away from power tools. The last time it happened, I used some olive oil on my eye to help get rid of the burn. Directly after washing my eye, I stood up and wiped a tear away from my other eye.

Ladyfriend pointed and laughed, while I gave up on life and went directly to bed. The rest of the herd has been very kind not to push me to the edge of the pack to be eaten by predators.



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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby ygmir » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:58 pm

Eric wrote:
tattoogoddess wrote:Add sex plus monetary and you get.....


Also lived at a certain ranch for a place in Carson City.....


Who is good at math?


Good lord, if that was bad I'd lose a ton of friends who work in the sex industry (porn, strippers, "workers"...), male & female.


and who am I to refuse photo work if they need "head" shots?


I'm guessing she just wants us to beg her to divulge...........
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby ygmir » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:00 pm

And I'll repeat:
NO ONE, will top Oregon Red.........NO ONE.
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby tattoogoddess » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:26 pm

SOOOOOO glad I knew this before I meet you Grai I will make sure to bring some baby wipes for you. Muh hahahah
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby tattoogoddess » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:39 pm

Eric wrote:
tattoogoddess wrote:Add sex plus monetary and you get.....


Also lived at a certain ranch for a place in Carson City.....


Who is good at math?


Good lord, if that was bad I'd lose a ton of friends who work in the sex industry (porn, strippers, "workers"...), male & female.


and who am I to refuse photo work if they need "head" shots?



Hugs!! We will be good friends! haha. In all honesty is is good to meet people who will not judge me and are open minded. 3 people in my default life know what i used to do and well now you guys. I kept it very hidden. I guess in a way its releaving to be honest with my self and hell well other for a change. Yes I was a escort ( I have been retired for about 3 years now) I also did a few adult films , web cam modeling and even worked in R.I. a few time for a specialty/fetish stripper night. I guess I have always been fascinated by this industry. You meet some pretty interesting people along with some people you wish you had never met. Also I have gotten some emails of concern from people here. I have no regrets about what I did. Also I was quite safe as I did not walk the streets. Not my cup of tea. But all is good and was a fun 5 years. But I am living my dream now so all is good. Honestly I can't wait to come home. You are all so amazing. Ok I need to stop posting now before I become a crying blabbering idiot.
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby International Incident » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:51 pm

ygmir wrote:And I'll repeat:
NO ONE, will top Oregon Red.........NO ONE.


Yeah... that is pretty awesome!

If you haven't read scrooll back a couple of pages... It is worth the effort.

Honestly, I think I need to braoden my horizons a bit - the worst thing I've done is just soooo vanilla.

Hmmm, oh well, another project to work on
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby mdmf007 » Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:00 pm

tattoogoddess wrote:I think I would be banned from here if you guys knew the truth. I have my whole sexual story over on Anybeat. Lets just say I was a VERY naughty girl for a while and made a good chunk of change. I am a good girl now but still love sex.


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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby ygmir » Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:01 pm

007's puke story is right up there...........
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby jella » Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:08 pm

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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby tattoogoddess » Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:31 am

mdmf007 wrote:
tattoogoddess wrote:I think I would be banned from here if you guys knew the truth. I have my whole sexual story over on Anybeat. Lets just say I was a VERY naughty girl for a while and made a good chunk of change. I am a good girl now but still love sex.


Where were you when I was in College?



Totally depends on what year that was :)

on more research I have found quite a few well known burners where in porn. Who would have knew. This is starting to feel like home more everyday.
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby junglesmacks » Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:55 am

I totally just clicked on this thread because TG was the last to post. Is that bad?

















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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby tattoogoddess » Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:58 am

junglesmacks wrote:I totally just clicked on this thread because TG was the last to post. Is that bad?

















I fucking love you and I'm just giving you shit.


Stalker! ;)
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby junglesmacks » Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:39 am

tattoogoddess wrote:Ok ,I need to go to bed before I get in trouble.


Dammit, you ain't keepin' it real. You ain't representin'!

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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby graidawg » Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:58 am

ok worst sexual thing i have ever done. I was 16 and unemployed so i got my girlfriend to come over to my house with the intention of dumping her, when she got to my house i was in the shower and got her to join me we had pretty good sex, then i dumped her.

thats the abbreviated version of the story because the full version makes me seem even more evil.
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Re: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

Postby MyDearFriend » Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:46 am

graidawg wrote:ok worst sexual thing i have ever done. I was 16 and unemployed so i got my girlfriend to come over to my house with the intention of dumping her, when she got to my house i was in the shower and got her to join me we had pretty good sex, then i dumped her.

thats the abbreviated version of the story because the full version makes me seem even more evil.


You are not fooling anybody; I have done worse myself. :P

ygmir wrote:007's puke story is right up there...........


Yep, I think that's the only story on here that has made me look sideways at anybody... :shock:
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