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Postby ygmir » Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:02 am

true. I've only said it to married women.............

TPBM cracks not only their knuckles, but, every joint they can........
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Postby pinemom » Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:33 am

True, till age kicked in...then I have treid to not do it as all those wives tales of arthritis started coming true!



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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:06 am

Not bloody likely.

tpbm's childhood pet died in a tragic accident.
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Postby BAS » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:00 am

False, actually when I went off to college my Mom had my dog "put to sleep".

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Postby ygmir » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:08 am

nuh uh................

TPBM can't decide if they eat snails or oysters (Spartacus, the movie, reference)
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Postby littleflower » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:17 pm

i don't eat either ... gotta go get that movie...

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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:19 pm

No, I have to work tomorrow.

TPBM was a Drum Major/ette in high school band.
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Postby ygmir » Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:28 pm

does it count to bang a drum.....majorette, in high school?


TPBM can lick their eyebrows.......like I can......
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Postby Box Burner » Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:57 pm

If I could do that I would have lots of girlfreinds!

TPBM can roll his tongue.
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Postby pinemom » Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:36 am

her tonge...TRUE!
having had it pierced for awhile helped me teach the muscles new tricks!


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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:18 pm

Unknown.

The person below me gets gas from bacon.
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Postby betrdanevr » Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:45 pm

False. But I am now thinking about making a pot of bean soup with a ham bone, and that oughta do the trick! :lol:


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Postby pinemom » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:02 am

false...but he doesnt like the dog food unless you put YUMMIES in it!

TPBM...doesnt even LIKE bacon!
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Postby Artemis » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:07 am

False. I think I LIKE bacon, but I haven't eaten it in >20 years. I have good memories of its chewiness.

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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:27 pm

Nope. Nothing falling from the sky tonight.


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Postby RingO'Fire » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:19 am

True, fake pirate tattoos and little rubber "clone" mice from an ex-GF.

TPBM can't wait to get home and try out their new deluxe G-Spot vibrator.
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...
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Postby BAS » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:03 pm

No, but I do need to go to the drugstore.....

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Postby pinemom » Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:51 pm

False, I was up at 3am for some stupid reason?


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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:08 pm

pinemom wrote:False, I was up at 3am for some stupid reason?
You were pretending you were still in Black Rock City, you silly woman!

No, clowns are creepy nad not in a good way.

TPBM did something shameful to his/her childhood pet.
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Postby Artemis » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:43 pm

True. There was some masturbation involving Tiger the cat's tail at some point. :oops:

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Postby Boijoy » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:58 pm

three to go !!! yippieeeeee...

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Postby ygmir » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:32 pm

grab your ankles and shut up..........

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Postby littleflower » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:43 pm

true, and i also like to squish it through my teeth.

TPMB has a hot date tonight
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Postby DVD Burner » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:48 pm

False, and living in a sex museum is not helping either.

TPBM is playing the Obama game.
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Postby pinemom » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:09 pm

...ya, ok I did it...cause you posted it!


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Postby BAS » Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:01 am

:oops: Sorry about that, although I don't know how it got all the way over there! (Though, in my defense, I had to get rid of it before this norovirus which is going around the dorm I clean gets to me....)


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Postby littleflower » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:20 pm

i guess nobody had to work ... including me ...

TPMB is planning a trip to a very exotic location.
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Postby DVD Burner » Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:03 pm

Nah, exotic shit always happens to and around me. I can never plan that.
I'm in an exotic place I never really expected to be.


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Postby pinemom » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:46 am

yeah? I never sleep in anymore..and apparently for good reason...nightmares involving get away Mutant vehical and a morphing baby killing machine attack!


TPBM....is going to share the story of their kindegarten first love.
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Postby issimo » Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:22 am

Wondering...

Why are you so lumpy?
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