madmatt wrote:"What's the best playa beer," asked a hottie
"Do you prefer PBR or Tecate?"
The debate it still rages
Between burner fools and sages
But of course everyone knows it's Tecate.
Birdman wrote:If you're like me you could hear the clock say,
"open me with the key and hear the time of day
not only do I tell the time and dates
I watch over BRC's citizens fates
as in winter on the ice they fall and lay."
Birdman wrote:I may or may not disappear
to help me has been dear
my vocabulary isn't great
you make me irate
but you Burners make it clear.
help wrote:Twas a "Taker" who once left the "Plains,"
With desires of expanding his brains,
He playa'd his liver,
Became a "Giver,"
And does cherish the "Self" he retains.
On the playa with Misfits for hours,
After climbing on art cars, and towers,
I realized through the haze,
'Twasn't hours, but days,
And I had lost all verbal powers!
With my senses almost fully regained,
Here's some wisdom I have retained:
In Black Rock, you're home,
No matter where you're from,
'Til you've been there, that can't be explained.
madmatt wrote:These dusty rhymes are all very clever
Playa poems are quite an endeavor
But without pooing or pissing, it seems something's missing
Without potty humor
Are they limericks, I say, "fuck not!"
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