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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby Captain Goddammit » Sat May 17, 2014 2:19 am

Joeln wrote:
ygmir wrote:*see low hanging fruit, leaves chance for a pun, and walks out*

Yeah, I was searching around for some good innuendo on the word milk but my first take seemed a bit coarse.


Especially after Ygmir called the fruit "low hanging".
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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby ygmir » Sat May 17, 2014 9:01 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Joeln wrote:
ygmir wrote:*see low hanging fruit, leaves chance for a pun, and walks out*

Yeah, I was searching around for some good innuendo on the word milk but my first take seemed a bit coarse.


Especially after Ygmir called the fruit "low hanging".


*feeling vindicated*
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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:30 pm

The Captain. For this. Last line especially.

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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby robbidobbs » Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:16 pm

I am crushing the shit out of our newest ePlayan, the beautiful and extraordinarily talented GummiBear!!!
Just posted on my thread for the first time! Brilliant art concept for next year's Poop Patrol: Jamming for Jamming!
He has committed to be handling ALL of Center Camp on foot, all fucking day every day of the event.
We don't need to worry about his endurance in this arduous job. Oh heavens NO! He's a HIKER! Plus he is charming, approachable, kind, funny, and awfully AWFULLY cute!

Let's all give a warm welcoming round of applause to GUMMIBEAR!!!
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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby robbidobbs » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:40 am

Ok I'm the only fan here. You are all going to meet GummiBear next year at the M&G and then you'll all fall in love with him, and it will turn into a big cuddle puddle, and we might bring in some kittens or at least hand puppets, and, and, and, you'll have to pick straws to do nice things for him. With his consent of course.
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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby Ratty » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:46 am

Yeah Gummi! Thanks for all your hard work this year. You Rock!
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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby southern crone » Sat Sep 20, 2014 1:10 am

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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby Elorrum » Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:58 pm

I am so crushing on PLAYA EVERYBODY. I hate this. checking over and over to see if there are any new posts, alternating between here and social media site. :evil:
It hit me late this year, decompression was the background to other things going on. Now, other things aren't going on, and DAMMIT BILL, right here and now isn't cutting it. :evil:
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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby sadie » Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:09 pm

Elorrum wrote:I am so crushing on PLAYA EVERYBODY. I hate this. checking over and over to see if there are any new posts, alternating between here and social media site. :evil:
It hit me late this year, decompression was the background to other things going on. Now, other things aren't going on, and DAMMIT BILL, right here and now isn't cutting it. :evil:



Soon....very sooooonn...you will be on the road and we will be click clicking to see if you have posted any adventure details... but yeah, slow days on eplaya + slow (or no!) days at work = b.o.r.i.n.g. sometimes. You can only pack up so many boxes before you need a funny post fix.
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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby robbidobbs » Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:17 pm

Bump!
Cause we all need a group hug!
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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby tatonka » Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:19 pm

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winners never quit , quitters never win

4 wheels move the body , two wheels moves the soul

Music is the great healer of the soul
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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby robbidobbs » Sun Feb 22, 2015 7:37 pm

I don't get it.
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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby Patsh » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:38 am

well, neither do I, but......

Here's a BIG (((((((((((ePlaya)))))))))) HUG!!! 'cause I like them, and Love my ePlayans!!!! :mrgreen:

so THERE!!!
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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby tatonka » Mon Feb 23, 2015 7:05 am

the song is for all the crushs that have failed , ive had many :)
winners never quit , quitters never win

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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby tatonka » Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:54 pm

had to explain post = not a good post :(
winners never quit , quitters never win

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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:00 pm

I've lowered my standards to accept you exactly the way you are!!!

Now if you will just hurry up and do the same for me, we can live happily ever after!!!!!!!!!!! 8)
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Re: CRUSH THIS

Postby ygmir » Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:16 pm

FIGJAM wrote:I've lowered my standards to accept you exactly the way you are!!!

Now if you will just hurry up and do the same for me, we can live happily ever after!!!!!!!!!!! 8)


get a room you rascals.
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