i am reminded of the vast world wide conspiracy, as outlined in the Keepers of the True all beef Franks, The Elders of Zion, Kosher meats, and sons.
since it is well known that jews control everything, EVERYTHING from cheap schmata kids clothing with fancy designer labels the yentas and shiksas both can love, and pay double for a jump suit with 1/4 of the cloth, and half of the quality and "styling"....shit, they're just Kids....i digress.
but anyway, there was a point in time, not too long ago, during the first George, aka the big Bubbe, where the elders of Zions Meats and sons, were asked to consult Farkel's House of Pile and fine satins, with a possible solution to their problem with inventory
"Inventory is SHIT until you sell it!"
i had walked into a shouting match between the elder farkel bros., and their accountant, herschel, because they're ALWAYS called herschel, sometimes morrie, but never sid.....i digress
i asked them what was wrong, and after a hurried cigarette, Izzy blurts out "We fucked up Si, we ordered 5,000,000 yards of yellow fucking ribbon by accident COD, this Fecocteh computer, oy!"
"and you paid?"
"The goddamn schwarze at the loading dock, the check was computerized printed out and in a fucking envelope, how was he to know, jesus H. Fucking Christ, it was so much easier with Cash, you know?"
so i sat there and then it occurred to me..it was easy, i had met them in hobe Sound, i'll just give them a call, why not, it's worth a shot.
"hey, is neil there, listen, i need you to put the bug in the old man's ear."
Persian Gulf, Desert Storm Part One, the Kuwaiti Incubator.
we sold ALL of that feh ribbon, and then realized we NEEDED MORE!
oh my god, we sold more of that shit, we we're cutting up yellow fucking sheets from the 70's and rolling it ourselves!
Well, the point to this story is this, i have it on good authority that Groucho Marx Glasses are currently at inventory levels that were unthinkable during the golden age of groucho marx glasses, and are reaching critical mass and may soon strangle the entire industry and take down everything else as well that we have worked tirelessly through pogrom after pogram to dominate the brassiere and undergarment universe as well as the Optometrist Union, which by far and away is the meanest bunch of eye scratching white coat ninjas i have ever laid eyes on. I digress.
so, where was i, oh yeah, invest NOW, get in on the ground floor, because by oct 15th, you will not be able to find even a cheap chinese rip off "Gloucho Malx", even on etsy. I hear they were made with cat hair anyway.
shit i forgot the punch line.
i got nothing.
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™