Ok this is a real story. First off, on the playa I visited U-Me while significantly but gently altered, and lovedlovedloved it and though I had lost my actual ASS as I laughed it off so hard. But luckily it's still there, because for decompression, I invited a woman who I had met on this dating site online, I hardly knew her and I knew she went to the Green Man so I said hey how about it? So the first thing, I fell for her when I laid eyes on her in line, then we immediately proceed to the capsule and I say, you HAVE to do this! Plus you have to be good at math (because I'd been in there twice already at decom while waiting for her to get there) and so we went in alone. She denies you have to be good at math, but I say you do, because it's not that easy to do the whole pushing buttons thing when you are either stoned or laughing really hard. Unless you are good at math, IN SPACE!
I let her have the seat (which is only significant because we are both women and I'm the femmier one) but not before impressing her by pulling UP on it to re-set it. We did the whole thing and laughed so hard it was really fun, and ultra romantic in a wierd IN SPACE kinda way.
So, now we are about dying of being in love, and we fondly reminisce about the beginnings of this three weeks and two days romance we started in the space capsule with the monkey.
I thank you for this art and all you did. And the Tang.