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Two?

Postby Trips » Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:15 pm

Hello!
Looking for 2 beautiful tickets from a beautiful person for beautiful people who are awesome.

Thank you.

BEN & GABBY!
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Re: Two?

Postby BBadger » Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:09 pm

Sorry, we only deal with the beautiful, awesome people directly. No middlemen.
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Re: Two?

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:12 pm

i'm going to need pictures of gabby's tits, and a resume to prove that you are indeed, beautiful and awesome enough for the tickets.


you of course understand, we do have certain standards.


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Re: Two?

Postby Trips » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:05 pm

Yes, yes, Gabby is fully aware of the prerequisite titty demonstration. But first... a picture of the tickets please? (A screenshot of the confirmation email will suffice)
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Re: Two?

Postby tattoogoddess » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:36 pm

Simon... Run with this please haha :D
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Re: Two?

Postby TT120 » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:18 pm

Start with some cleavage Trips. Don't give them all the goods right from the start. :mrgreen:
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Re: Two?

Postby BBadger » Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:58 pm

If the tits need to be held in escrow, I'll be willing to help. I'm that gift that keeps on giving.
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Re: Two?

Postby tattoogoddess » Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:00 am

BBadger wrote: I'm that gift that keeps on giving.


Always wondered what herpes looked like. Your aviator is a horrible horrible visual!
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Re: Two?

Postby BBadger » Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:06 am

tattoogoddess wrote:
BBadger wrote: I'm that gift that keeps on giving.


Always wondered what herpes looked like. Your aviator is a horrible horrible visual!


I tell you, it was from a porta-pottie someone hovered over!
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Re: Two?

Postby Trips » Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:55 am

Gabby is an exhibitionist, so the titties really can be negotiated
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Re: Two?

Postby Captain Goddammit » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:14 pm

Tits aren't currency in the burner world, they are everywhere.
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Re: Two?

Postby Dr Helix » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:17 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:Tits aren't currency in the burner world, they are everywhere.
Worthless.



Excellent point. I think we may have to expand this thread into defining sexual currency on the playa. As in, "What can get you what"
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Re: Two?

Postby Dr Helix » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:19 pm

Hey, did the Captain get editied? I'm sure there was another line in his post explaing value for another sexual activity.
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Re: Two?

Postby FIGJAM » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:48 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:Tits aren't currency in the burner world, they are everywhere.
Worthless.


I would have said priceless. 8)
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Re: Two?

Postby Captain Goddammit » Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:10 am

Dr Helix wrote:Hey, did the Captain get editied? I'm sure there was another line in his post explaing value for another sexual activity.


Ha - I edited it myself, seemed too obvious!
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Re: Two?

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:16 pm

BBadger wrote:
tattoogoddess wrote:
BBadger wrote: I'm that gift that keeps on giving.


Always wondered what herpes looked like. Your aviator is a horrible horrible visual!


I tell you, it was from a porta-pottie someone hovered over!

Nice one, Bbadger!
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Re: Two?

Postby Savannah » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:01 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Dr Helix wrote:Hey, did the Captain get editied? I'm sure there was another line in his post explaing value for another sexual activity.


Ha - I edited it myself, seemed too obvious!


Good, 'cause you can't charge for sex here.

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