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Postby Foxfur » Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:53 am

I support a 100-word essay system.
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby tamarakay » Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:33 am

Foxfur wrote:I support a 100-word essay system.


What a dumb idea. Really? You are trying to take away my right to a ticket by making me work for it? what a snuggly friendly goofy fox you are.
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby junglesmacks » Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:13 am

You rang?
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby Savannah » Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:44 am

Now I know why you take such long breaks from the board, Junglesmacks . . . you're resting up for the big game. :lol:
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby junglesmacks » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:04 am

:wink:

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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby Dr Helix » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:14 am

Oh good! Another million word march on how the tickets should be sold. Haven't enough monkeys typed enough words on enough keyboards that it's finally all been written? Look, whatever they come up with won't suit everyone. Tickets will be sold however. People will go. But far be it for me to tell anyone what to do. So write away!
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby wh..sh » Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:10 pm

Foxfur wrote:I support a 100-word essay system.

Who has that kind of time?

public static void main()
{
String str = "I need a ticket";
for(int i = 1; i <= 25; i++)
{
str= str + " " + str;
}
Console.WriteLine(str);
}
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby Sail Man » Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:20 pm

wh..sh wrote:
Foxfur wrote:I support a 100-word essay system.

Who has that kind of time?

public static void main()
{
String str = "I need a ticket";
for(int i = 1; i <= 25; i++)
{
str= str + " " + str;
}
Console.WriteLine(str);
}


Can you translate that to assembler language for me? I want to try and look smart when I submit my essay ;P
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby wh..sh » Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:29 pm

Sail Man wrote:Can you translate that to assembler language for me? I want to try and look smart when I submit my essay ;P

You might want to contact Nipple for that.
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby mudpuppy000 » Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:36 pm

Sail Man wrote:
wh..sh wrote:
Foxfur wrote:I support a 100-word essay system.

Who has that kind of time?

public static void main()
{
String str = "I need a ticket";
for(int i = 1; i <= 25; i++)
{
str= str + " " + str;
}
Console.WriteLine(str);
}


Can you translate that to assembler language for me? I want to try and look smart when I submit my essay ;P


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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby cammi hudson » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:33 am

support a 100-word essay system.
Who has that kind of time?

public static void main()
{
String str = "I need a ticket";
for(int i = 1; i <= 25; i++)
{
str= str + " " + str;
}
Console.WriteLine(str);
}[/quote]

Can you translate that to assembler language for me? I want to try and look smart when I submit my essay ;P[/quote]

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To really look smart you'll need to make the essay in binary.
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby wh..sh » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:40 am

cammi hudson wrote:To really look smart you'll need to make the essay in binary.

:lol:

Call me what you will...

01001001 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01101001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01110100
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby ygmir » Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:30 pm

wh..sh wrote:
cammi hudson wrote:To really look smart you'll need to make the essay in binary.

:lol:

Call me what you will...

01001001 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01101001 01100011 0110011 01100101 01110100


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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby junglesmacks » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:14 am

wh..sh wrote:
cammi hudson wrote:To really look smart you'll need to make the essay in binary.

:lol:

Call me what you will...

01001001 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01101001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01110100


0100100100100000011001110110111101110100001000000111100101101111011101010111001000100000011101000110100101100011011010110110010101110100001000000111001001101001011010010110100101101001011010010110100101101001011001110110100001110100001000000110100001100101011100100110010100101100001000000111001101110111011001010110010101110100011010000110010101100001011100100111010000101110
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby pink » Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:04 pm

Damn, I'm just waiting, waiting, waiting. Shouldn't they come up with something pretty soon?

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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby trilobyte » Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:09 pm

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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:27 pm

trilobyte wrote:Info is coming soon.

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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby International Incident » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:35 pm

And so it begins... :coffee:

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I will not snark

I will not want to punch people in the throat

I will not bait idiots

I will not relish in the outcome of certain peoples stupid decisions...

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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby Savannah » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:40 pm

International Incident wrote:And so it begins... :coffee:

I will not watch

I will not snark

I will not want to punch people in the throat

I will not bait idiots

I will not relish in the outcome of certain peoples stupid decisions...

Nah, FUCK IT - BRING IT ON!


It was right around statement number #3 when I knew your resolve wouldn't last . . .

Part of success is setting ACHIEVABLE goals. :twisted:
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:53 pm

Savannah wrote:
International Incident wrote:And so it begins... :coffee:

I will not watch

I will not snark

I will not want to punch people in the throat

I will not bait idiots

I will not relish in the outcome of certain peoples stupid decisions...

Nah, FUCK IT - BRING IT ON!


It was right around statement number #3 when I knew your resolve wouldn't last . . .

Part of success is setting ACHIEVABLE goals. :twisted:

I hope you're right, Savannah. International Incident provides so much in the way of entertaining material as we go through this long, arduous ticket process, and all the attendant whining.
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby FIGJAM » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:05 pm

But the ticket process has'nt started and you're already whinning about the whinning. :?
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby CapnJoe » Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:57 am

It takes a long time to fine tune the new Lottery System!!!! :roll:
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby Sail Man » Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:08 am

ygmir wrote:
wh..sh wrote:
cammi hudson wrote:To really look smart you'll need to make the essay in binary.

:lol:

Call me what you will...

01001001 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01101001 01100011 0110011 01100101 01110100


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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby Foxfur » Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:14 pm

Inside information indicates that Scantrons will be employed in the selection process.
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby mudpuppy000 » Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:30 pm

Foxfur wrote:Inside information indicates that Scantrons will be employed in the selection process.
Use a #2 pencil ONLY.


Credit cards must also be manually imprinted and notorized.

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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby laffingblonde » Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:32 pm

Foxfur wrote:Inside information indicates that Scantrons will be employed in the selection process.
Use a #2 pencil ONLY.


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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby maladroit » Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:34 pm

Sell 30,000 tickets for the following year, one per person, at Center Camp, if the buyer seems cool. Sell the remaining 20,000-30,000 directly to known scalpers.
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:29 pm

Foxfur wrote:Inside information indicates that Scantrons will be employed in the selection process.
Use a #2 pencil ONLY.

fffffft! That's what they want you to think.

Turquoise sharpies. Ask Simon.
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Re: New board: 2013 Tickets Discussion

Postby Martiena » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:44 am

It's the waiting that's hard, the ticket selling issues created such pain for so many last year. I was just lucky with the lottery process.
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Re: Message Board Announcement thread

Postby Foxfur » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:28 pm

I used a #3 pencil one time in 7th grade and somehow got away with it.
I wouldn't recommend it these days.
Homeland Security would get involved in such subversion.
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