just sit down for a minute cuz this is some bad news i just got..
i mean, like, they just handed it to me:
BURNING MAN IS FUCKIN REALLY COLD
ok? did you get that?
imagine how cold you think its gonna be......
it will be colder than that.
(to the wise guys who are like 'i grew up in the desert, i know its cold' ..yeah, whatever.. some of us are city folk and are literal dudes. we dont know this shit)
so, when i go to burning man... i prepare for 30degree temps.
at night, i always dress very warm and still often end up quite chilly and happy that the fire is usually going in camp when i get back in the evening.
i tell ya, a dome full of people can hold the heat! youd freeze your _insert remaining appenges here_ on the way out of those places if you went in when the sun was still lightin things up and went out hours later in skimpy clothes
..and thats just on a normal night that gets into the 50s..
on a particularly brutal cold night one year.. even with everything but a winter coat on (i was dumb and had it packed and loaded in a vehicle that was hauling my gear) ... it was so damn cold AND WINDY that it was MORE COMFORTABALE IN THE PORTA POTTY
..yep, you heard that right.. it was so fuckin cold and windy, (wearing a pair of cotton pajama pants under thick cargo pants.. long sleeve tshirt and two hoodies) that i spent the last 30-40 mins before my ride was ready to go in the blue room rather than sit next to the roaring fire.
so fuckin you better be prepared, you noobs, or people whove experienced warmer weather.
you think the heat is bad!!!
walking while drunk and shivering is not easy, i tell you.
YE BE WARNED!!!
the seas are rising!!! and the people living in the lowlands will drown!!!!!!!!
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