theCryptofishist wrote:Tiahaar wrote:this stuff is wonderful for 'bike butt', works for me where other creams do not relieve/heal the dreaded itch, but a note from the Dr. is needed to buy it
Triamcinolone Acetonide Cream USP 0.1%
That's for fungus. If there are other causes, it won't help.
BBadger wrote:Good anal maintenance is key to good coffee beans.
unjonharley wrote:BBadger wrote:Good anal maintenance is key to good coffee beans.
Just an other way of telling some one to eat shit....
The invitation states: "We wish to pass along this once in a lifetime opportunity to taste such a rarity."
Or, as Bo Bishop put it: "They're selling processed weasel doodoo for $300 a pound."
I first thought this was a clever hoax designed to ridicule the coffee craze. Tragically, it is not. There really is a Luwak coffee. I know because I bought some from a specialty-coffee company in Atlanta. I paid $37.50 for two ounces of beans. I was expecting the beans to look exotic, considering where they'd been, but they looked like regular coffee beans. In fact, for a moment I was afraid that they were just regular beans, and that I was being ripped off.
Then I thought: What kind of world is this when you worry that people might be ripping you off by selling you coffee that was NOT pooped out by a weasel? -- Dave Barry
FIGJAM wrote:I thought there were already too many dysfunctional assholes at the burn and then this thread comes along!
MyDearFriend wrote:Okay I am going to say this again: all you need is a tiny spray bottle of vinegar water, and another tiny bottle of edible coconut oil. Keep them in a pocket or belt pouch, and use them on your tender bits every time you use the Blue Room. Air out your parts in the daylight hours. You will be fine. And tasty.
Turtleburp wrote:Some of this sage advice would make a great potty audio clip!
Drawingablank wrote:Turtleburp wrote:Some of this sage advice would make a great potty audio clip!
In 2011 there was a mutant vehicle parked in front of the central ice camp playing a 20 or 30 minute documentary narration about the life cycle of of the butterlies or something like that.
I was thinking how funny it would be if someone with a good narrator voice (which I definitely don't have) did something like that with all the advice on this thread in a serious non joking manner.
MyDearFriend wrote:Air out your parts in the daylight hours. You will be fine. And tasty.
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