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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby gyre » Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:56 pm

My Tip for the Day
Saliva is effective for removing blood from cotton clothes, or setting up.
Rub in and agitate.

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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Patsh » Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:33 pm

gyre wrote:My Tip for the Day
Saliva is effective for removing blood from cotton clothes, or setting up.
Rub in and agitate.

Mdmf007, always interesting posts.


saliva is also great to clean india ink from your best nibs...
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby knowmad » Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:57 pm

sign all your tax returns with your Porno Name
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby C187 » Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:31 pm

knowmad wrote:sign all your tax returns with your Porno Name


Have more then one location with your 18 U.S.C. § 2257 records so it takes longer for the tax man to track you down.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby knowmad » Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:26 pm

Don't give bad directions. Give wrong directions.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby TomServo » Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:34 pm

When driving in San Francisco, look around..and Turn Left anyways!
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Patsh » Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:00 am

tip # 4,281:

For fast and easy de-Playafication of your vehicle, DO NOT use a headlamp. :?
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby name redacted » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:03 pm

Patsh wrote:
gyre wrote:My Tip for the Day
Saliva is effective for removing blood from cotton clothes, or setting up.
Rub in and agitate.

Mdmf007, always interesting posts.


saliva is also great to clean india ink from your best nibs...


Saliva also works as a lubricant....
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby gyre » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:18 pm

We all know who you are now.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby name redacted » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:24 pm

Damn. Ive been made....
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby aserendipity » Sun Sep 29, 2013 8:42 am

and we know you are good at what you do !
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Ratty » Sun Sep 29, 2013 6:38 pm

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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby robbidobbs » Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:02 pm

Answer: He's gifting us Pointless Tips.

Here's one: have casual conversations on a bullhorn. It's more community minded.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:08 pm

Why the fuck did it take 20 pages for me to realize what an oxymoron "pointless tips" is, and the fact that it was OneEyedDick who posted it makes it into a dirty joke?
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby gyre » Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:38 pm

A company used to actually market 'pointless ignition kits'.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Oldguy » Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:11 pm

Freeze your nuts to prevent worms.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Patsh » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:21 pm

Oldguy wrote:Freeze your nuts to prevent worms.



Warm your nuts after de-worming


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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby GreyCoyote » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:55 pm

Patsh wrote:
Oldguy wrote:Freeze your nuts to prevent worms.



Warm your nuts after de-worming


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So... like... do you put that thing on a chair and straddle it, or what? How does it heat up? :mrgreen:
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Patsh » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:27 pm

Heheheh...


there's a wire.........

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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby aserendipity » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:49 pm

Lovely !
thanks Patsh I always appreciate you .

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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby Patsh » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:55 pm

PS:

Improper use of the Heat-A-Nut could result in a Pointless Tip.
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Re: Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at a

Postby moonrise » Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:32 pm

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