Just remembered a trick used last year to know if a porta potty is clean (even in the dark!) before you go in to it...go in after a female. This tip worked without failure once. It just seems so damn nice & sanitized after a lady leaves. I'd wait in line longer just to see if my theory was correct...
and along the potty theme, remember folks:
DON'T STICK F*CKED UP STUFF IN THE TOILET!!
Rule of thumb:
Before you drop it in, ask yourself "Would I stick this in my
toilet at home? Would I drop baby wipes in if it would clog it? WOULD I STICK A TOY RECLINER IN!?
and you may say to yourself "Well, I don't have to deal with it
" or "I was shrooming
" or "I felt compelled/inspired to make cave drawings out of my own poo on the wall and fling my defical on the ceiling like a monkey
True. You probably won't have to deal with it...b u t for the love of truth, s o m e b o d y
does have to deal with it. Just don't be a dirty little shit about it