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Postby Trishntek » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:28 pm

Since there was so much kerfuffle the other time I posted this, I'll simply provide the link,,,, don't be scared, he's only in his shining armor for special occasions. But the shave was then as it is today.

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Postby Isotopia » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:33 pm

Yeah, but which one of you silky smoothe mofos is man enough to splash on some Old Spice when your done.


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Postby Token » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:39 pm

Amature.

When you grow up ...

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Postby Just_Joe » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:43 pm

ygmir wrote:
Shambala wrote:oy!

is that you, Roland? Jake?..............

No Pets!
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Postby Trishntek » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:52 pm

Token wrote:Amature.

When you grow up ...

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Ahhhhh hell, Trish's spit is hotter than that junk is!
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Postby ygmir » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:55 pm

weather man wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Shambala wrote:oy!

is that you, Roland? Jake?..............

No Pets!


I had hoped someone would get it.
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Postby Bin Noddin » Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:58 pm

Since the rest of me is so hairy, shaving the bits would just look ridiculous. The GF has no trouble finding what she needs on me, nor I on her. Have had fun with shaved women, but it just reminds me of babies. Something's not right. They found it more comfortable and neat for themselves. Shave and let live...
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Postby Trishntek » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:45 pm

So I would assume all males ,,,, errrr well,,, must be PC now,,,, everyone who are proponents of hairy also allow leg, pits and facial hair to be likewise natural?

A wonderment now,,,, have you hairy folks ever experienced electrical stimulations of the nether regions? Hair really fucks that program at the beginning. What about cockrings? Tying the bits with rope, clothespins,,,, oh shit nevermind,,,, i'm too fuckedup too continue gnite
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Postby peacefulhuman » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:15 pm

ygmir wrote:
weather man wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Shambala wrote:oy!

is that you, Roland? Jake?..............

No Pets!


I had hoped someone would get it.


ygmir - i guess you couldn't hear me applauding from here.... well done.
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Postby Trishntek » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:26 pm

Okay, having no fucking clue who Roland and Jake are,,,, I'm gonna take the $50 category Alex and say, "Who are the tigers of Siegfried and Roy?"
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Postby Gwydeon » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:47 am

Susanna's on the way.
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Postby shroom » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:25 am

Female here....I'm for the trim yes, shave no! I want my man to look like he has hit puberty.
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Postby C.f.M. » Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:21 am

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Even when I shave my legs for funsies, I don't shave my armpits.

In my newest Mental Floss that came yesterday, there's a blurb about how Old Spice started as a woman's fragrance. I couldn't find a link to it online, though.

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I fooled around with a fire spinner who shaved his chest, too. So, so SO not attractive aesthetically, fun to touch or try and curl up to (my experience with shaved testicles has been like-wise).

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I've had plenty of girlfriends who disagree! To each their own.

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Postby ygmir » Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:47 am

Gwydeon wrote:Susanna's on the way.



uh oh..........Lobstrosities................ditty chick, ditty chuck........click, click, click.
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Postby RodanCX » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:20 pm

Shaving? I don't trust anything that sharp close to my precious.

However, a trimmer to make that area neat and not too short works, beats looking like a prepubescent kid imho.
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Postby peacefulhuman » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:24 pm

Trishntek wrote:Okay, having no fucking clue who Roland and Jake are,,,, I'm gonna take the $50 category Alex and say, "Who are the tigers of Siegfried and Roy?"



:lol: HA! That was great! Thankee-sai.
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Postby big baby jesus » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:39 pm

It's generational.
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Postby ygmir » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:06 pm

peacefulhuman wrote:
Trishntek wrote:Okay, having no fucking clue who Roland and Jake are,,,, I'm gonna take the $50 category Alex and say, "Who are the tigers of Siegfried and Roy?"



:lol: HA! That was great! Thankee-sai.


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Postby cahlm » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:39 pm

RodanCX wrote:Shaving? I don't trust anything that sharp close to my precious.

However, a trimmer to make that area neat and not too short works, beats looking like a prepubescent kid imho.


+1

Keepin it tidy in respect for the girlfriend goes a long way IMO.
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Postby VeganChoirGirl » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:52 pm

cahlm wrote:
RodanCX wrote:Shaving? I don't trust anything that sharp close to my precious.

However, a trimmer to make that area neat and not too short works, beats looking like a prepubescent kid imho.


+1

Keepin it tidy in respect for the girlfriend goes a long way IMO.


What if she doesn't want it tidy?

Just sayin...
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Postby peacefulhuman » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:54 pm

ygmir wrote:Walter, does not think it funny......at all......*boards Blaine in Topeka*


Go then - there are other worlds than these...
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Postby Thecatman » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:38 pm

I'd like to chime in on this small talk and relate an experience.
The day before I started junior high school (aka middle school) I went into the bathroom at home, with a pair of scissors and cut every blade of hair off that I had growing down there, as close as I could get. I thought I would be the only one in gym class that had hair, at around 12 yeras old.....and look like a freak. Have'nt done it since and probably never will at 51.

I'll just attend au naturaul.
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Postby ygmir » Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:04 pm

you could always go through the door on the beach........there may be astin there, don't forget the Colt.
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Postby Sail Man » Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:10 pm

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Postby cahlm » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:33 pm

VeganChoirGirl wrote:
cahlm wrote:
RodanCX wrote:Shaving? I don't trust anything that sharp close to my precious.

However, a trimmer to make that area neat and not too short works, beats looking like a prepubescent kid imho.


+1

Keepin it tidy in respect for the girlfriend goes a long way IMO.


What if she doesn't want it tidy?

Just sayin...


Let's just say I get a lot more mouthplay when it's tidy...
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Postby Pink Daddy » Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:22 pm

I thought I was the only one who did this... well, ok no, but definitely felt like the minority. Extra pubes on the hair is a no-no...

In my experience, I closely trim everything above the twig and berries, then shave the twig and berries & below. I always get nasty razor burn, ingrown hairs, etc when I shave between the junk and the belly button. I did mine last weekend and everything feels great!
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Postby junglesmacks » Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:30 pm

Pink Daddy wrote:I thought I was the only one who did this... well, ok no, but definitely felt like the minority. Extra pubes on the hair is a no-no...

In my experience, I closely trim everything above the twig and berries, then shave the twig and berries & below. I always get nasty razor burn, ingrown hairs, etc when I shave between the junk and the belly button. I did mine last weekend and everything feels great!


Agreed. This would be standard practice.
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Postby Mojori » Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:18 am

Eric wrote:
junglesmacks wrote:Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore?


Me.

All the men I sleep with.

Quite a few women I know.

Some of us like, oh, you know, men, not pre-pubescent shaved ickiness. I'm not a priest, I don't need to fantasize about smacking a minor. Give me a bush, furry balls, hairy pits & whatever body hair you naturally do (or don't) have. I like smooth all the way to monkey, as long as its natural.

I've told some hot guys "no" when I discovered their baby-smooth areas. Told 'em to come back after puberty.

YMMV.


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Postby moonrise » Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:49 am

Maybe just use NAIR down there...fry it all off.....hmmm... would that hurt?
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