theCryptofishist wrote:Wax your own darn self!
I love hirsute women! As you can see from my avatar, I'm a fairly hairy guy myself. Hell, my first name is "Harry" (no shit!). I'm not advocating involuntary waxing, but would just try to persuade the unsure or slightly reluctant to come on in and "give it a try." The fact that I'm a hairy motherfucker myself would just add to the irony. I could be kind of like the deceptive carnival barker trying to lure you into a rigged carnival game.
Ah, yes, I can see it now..."Step right up folks, get your nether regions waxed! Clean as a whistle in no time at all! Hardly any pain a'tall! Impress your friends and loved ones with your new hairless look! Be the first one on your block! Wait!, There's more folks!, For no extra charge, we'll hot glue your privates together in any configuration that suits you..." I have to admit though, the thought of getting my hands anywhere near someone's sweaty, six-day-in-the-desert, dingleberry encrusted ass makes me cringe. Maybe I could just be the pied piper and get some sadistic low brow minions to do the actual asshole hair ripping.
Let me ask your opinion, Ms. CryptoHairyTuna. Scrotums...shaved or au naturel n' hairy? I'm trying to determine the consensus opinion on this matter, if there is one, before I "take things into my own hands" so to speak. Your feedback would be appreciated.
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...