Burning Man for AMERICANS!

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Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:22 am

yeah, i said it...

Burning Man is For Americans.

i say we not let in The English, the Irish (more booze for us) The Russians, the Israelis, The Turks and the Greeks the Germans and especially, the French.

oh, and lets not forget our Asian Friends the Chinese the Japanese and the Koreans.

Screw the South Africans and the Austrailians, too.

fuck em' all, lets take their damn tickets and give em' to REAL AMERICAN BURNERS.

im sick and tired of all of my obtuse burna-culture jokes going right over their heads.

and if i hear Darude "sand storm" one more time i'm gonna go postal on the nearest BMW.

i think this is a practical solution to ALL of our woes, we've just been afraid to state the obvious.

oh shit, i'm from italy.

i guess i better marry an american, stat.
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby lemur » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:26 am

i guess you saw that post too, didnt you?

i was gonna make a thread like this..... too..

sheesh, great minds think alike
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:27 am

can i see your birth certificate please?
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby junglesmacks » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:27 am

I'm drawing the line on the Germans. No way. Who will bring the sparkle party?

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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby H.G.Crosby » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:30 am

i believe there is a cuteness loophole that applies to all foreign sparkleponies.

the eye candy quotient, if not filled by americans, will be supplemented with auslanders, these numbers have not yet been released.
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby lucky420 » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:49 am

You left out the Kiwis... :?
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Postby ygmir » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:57 am

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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby moonrise » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:58 am

Release them! Release them! The numbers, I meant, the numbers...yea, that's what I meant (don't you wanna see the 100+ foot shark mv? let go of them thar tickets).
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:06 pm

lucky420 wrote:You left out the Kiwis... :?

He also forgot to note that leaving the Russians out would also generate more booze for americans...
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Postby lemur » Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:09 pm

so i guess all of south america and north america are in?


hooray we can still have canadians!!
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Postby moonrise » Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:16 pm

Best check with Roberto first (after he get's hitched to an American).
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:22 pm

ONLY GERMANS FROM ARGENTINA, BRAZIL AND PARAGUAY...


ok that takes care of THAT side of the family.
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Postby H.G.Crosby » Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:23 pm

la ironía, usted se baña en ella.
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:26 pm

Aw, I wish was cool, too. :(
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:28 pm

dougly, donate MORE to the BRAF and you too can be cool....

american dollars only please.
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby moonrise » Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:32 pm

Did you run that by Noni and Nanu?

I already invited; Sunny, Baby, Chicky, Zizzy, Butchy, LuLu, Cosmo, Gracey, Kitty, Louie, Jimmy, Johnny, Aunt El, Carmine, and Joe.. We're gonna need to open up the house next door. Call for more help!

ETA: I forgot Ursula (that young one from Palermo). :roll:
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Postby knowmad » Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:39 pm

Me and my Native American Brethren Will Trade you A-D streets in exchange for a large box of glowsticks and Casino Rights. We also demand that no White man cross Center camp and Esplanade, as we hold these lands sacred.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:43 pm

then it's safe to assume that you'll be selling cheap cigarettes there, because that would be so cool.
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Postby Foxfur » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:25 pm

Hey! We have some blankets for them cold reservation nights :D
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Postby moonrise » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:31 pm

Foxfur wrote:Hey! We have some blankets for them cold reservation nights :D


Among other things. :|
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Postby knowmad » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:37 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:then it's safe to assume that you'll be selling cheap cigarettes there, because that would be so cool.

Foxfur wrote:Hey! We have some blankets for them cold reservation nights :D


We are a proud people with a rich and colorfull history, we do no need for the White man's ways to continue living as we have for countless moons. Of course our heritage holds all life sacred and includes paying respect to creator and all of his creations. A pack of premium Ciggerets has the equality of $3 worth of respect. We also hold the Sacred dance known as Dub-Step to be our devine rite and are deeply ofended when whit man use it for thier own use.

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Postby ygmir » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:46 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:ONLY GERMANS FROM ARGENTINA, BRAZIL AND PARAGUAY...


ok that takes care of THAT side of the family.



now, you're sounding like a Mengelemaniac
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:47 pm

oh god i've been waiting to use this.....


WE CLAIM THE SIOUX DATIN' LAND AS OUR OWN!!!



we have tipis too.
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:49 pm

im not not licking twins.
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby International Incident » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:49 pm

lemur wrote:i guess you saw that post too, didnt you?

i was gonna make a thread like this..... too..

sheesh, great minds think alike


Ha, post the link Pls!
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby International Incident » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:51 pm

ygmir wrote:
Roberto Dobbisano wrote:ONLY GERMANS FROM ARGENTINA, BRAZIL AND PARAGUAY...


ok that takes care of THAT side of the family.



now, you're sounding like a Mengelemaniac


Yggy, droll, very droll.

Wonder how many people will get the ref!
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Postby ygmir » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:55 pm

melaniejane wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Roberto Dobbisano wrote:ONLY GERMANS FROM ARGENTINA, BRAZIL AND PARAGUAY...


ok that takes care of THAT side of the family.



now, you're sounding like a Mengelemaniac


Yggy, droll, very droll.

Wonder how many people will get the ref!


depends on if they became blue eyed twins, I'd imagine.
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Postby moonrise » Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:52 pm

:oops: ^^^^
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:36 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:ONLY GERMANS FROM ARGENTINA, BRAZIL AND PARAGUAY...


ok that takes care of THAT side of the family.



ygmir wrote:now, you're sounding like a Mengelemaniac


melaniejane wrote: Yggy, droll, very droll.

Wonder how many people will get the ref!


ygmir wrote:depends on if they became blue eyed twins, I'd imagine.

Age may also be a factor...

As may be the exposure to movies of the 70s.
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:38 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:oh god i've been waiting to use this.....


WE CLAIM THE SIOUX DATIN' LAND AS OUR OWN!!!

Are they going to fill in for Costco Soulmate Trading company?
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