What REALLY happened. Why We Should be Afraid!

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What REALLY happened. Why We Should be Afraid!

Postby lemur » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:40 am

There has been tons of hand wringing and upsettedness and theories about the tickets this year..

We have seen many ideas, possible solutions.. blame, sadness and much discord going all around... But as yet we havn't had any real proof to verify the problem..

well the news is in..

I have been in contact with someone who was on the scene when the people who caused this problem were talking about their success.

This is truly heartbreaking, And I am almost ashamed to even have to share the truth with you all.

If you have any sensitive hippies children watching, please.. ask them to leave the room, we don't want to give them any more pain and anguish than theyve already had to deal with.


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IT WAS ALQAEDA !!

This is an initial report from an Associated Press field reporter who sent me his report from the tribal regions along the Afghan and Pakistan border.. It was translated into english by the AP's london bureau.

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Truly a tragic blow to our community.

This story is developing and breaking as we are crawling out of our beds on this post superbowl monday morning. Expect rapid developments as more information comes in from across the region.

Lock up your virgins. Al-Qaeda is planning to claim them in THIS life. :(
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Re: What REALLY happened. Why We Should be Afraid!

Postby piehole » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:48 am

lemur wrote:If you have any sensitive hippies watching, please.. ask them to leave the room,



Yea I pretty much lost it right here
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Re: What REALLY happened. Why We Should be Afraid!

Postby lemur » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:57 am

piehole wrote:
lemur wrote:If you have any sensitive hippies watching, please.. ask them to leave the room,



Yea I pretty much lost it right here


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Re: What REALLY happened. Why We Should be Afraid!

Postby piehole » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:11 am

stop it
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Postby Killbuck » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:17 am

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Re: What REALLY happened. Why We Should be Afraid!

Postby AntiM » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:23 am

Damn, and here I thought Elvis was the scalper.

Ah well, at least I still have a couple burkhas in my drawer.
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Re: What REALLY happened. Why We Should be Afraid!

Postby Solito » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:18 am

This year's city plan will have 12 o'clock facing due EAST to facilitate BRC's newest citizens' prayers. Please do not disturb them while they perform prayers as they will be more equipped than Death Guild, and more spirited than an Opulent Temple member on a three day bender.
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Re: What REALLY happened. Why We Should be Afraid!

Postby Killbuck » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:20 am

AntiM wrote:Damn, and here I thought Elvis was the scalper.



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Re: What REALLY happened. Why We Should be Afraid!

Postby Finxiekins » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:26 am

Oh no! Good thing I was planning to do a bedoin theme wardrobe this year - If I get a couple of burkahs I'll fit right in!
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Postby hotmess » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:08 am

durka durka durka
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Postby HandJamMasterC » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:15 am

durka durka durka


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Re: What REALLY happened. Why We Should be Afraid!

Postby Jackass » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:36 am

Heres proof
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Re: What REALLY happened. Why We Should be Afraid!

Postby piehole » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:58 am

can you felafel loving camel jockeys pipe down about the dirka dirka taliban nonsense for like 5 minutes

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