How to solve your ticket problem

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How to solve your ticket problem

Postby A Jester » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:26 pm

Take the sentence:
I didn't get tickets.


and change it to

I haven't gotten tickets, yet.
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Re: How to solve your ticket problem

Postby jkisha » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:42 pm

Another way to solve your ticket problem is not go to the event.
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Re: How to solve your ticket problem

Postby kayalovelife » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:07 am

Yet, yet, yet, yet, yet. Hello February :)
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Re: How to solve your ticket problem

Postby A Jester » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:23 am

jkisha wrote:Another way to solve your ticket problem is not go to the event.


Not exactly what I had in mind, but definitely accurate.
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Re: How to solve your ticket problem

Postby lemur » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:41 am

get a job as senior staff in Black Rock City LLC!

problem solved!
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Re: How to solve your ticket problem

Postby The CO » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:50 am

A Jester wrote:Take the sentence:
I didn't get tickets.


and change it to

I haven't gotten tickets, yet.


Yeppers!

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Re: How to solve your ticket problem

Postby jkisha » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:03 am

kayalovelife wrote:Yet, yet, yet, yet, yet. Hello February :)

Ahh, yes. Hope springs eternal. And those whose desperation causes them to become involved in STEP are only making a bad ticketing situation worse. IMHO of course.

Hey the lottery was a success only for BMORG, as they sold out! I have nothing against birgins, but I'm curious how the event will be changed when not enough people in the larger camps, get tickets and either scale back or eliminate their participation all together. (Not curious enough to go and find out, as not doing anything to perpetuate this ticketing fiasco has become one of MY personal "10 principles". See you in 2013--assuming they restore sanity to the ticketing process.)
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Re: How to solve your ticket problem

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:57 am

jkisha wrote:Another way to solve your ticket problem is not go to the event.

Kudos.

There are other things going on out there.

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I know, shocking, isn't it?
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