List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
- Ugly Dougly
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
It's going to be cooler than anyone deserves.
Therefore the event, this year, will be canceled.
Therefore the event, this year, will be canceled.
Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
~JStep
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Tallgrass Burners - The Omaha and Nebraska Area Burning Man Regional Group
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Email: nebraska [at] burningman.com
Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
UD, you should meet me sometime *snickers*Ugly Dougly wrote:It's going to be cooler than anyone deserves.
Therefore the event, this year, will be canceled.
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
-Bob
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
There will be exactly 1 (one) portapotty.
Don't listen to me - I'm just some random drunk with Internet access.
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- theCryptofishist
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
There's no commerce!
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- theCryptofishist
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
Five gallon shower bags only good for 3 gallons!
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
There is only brown acid.
Don't listen to me - I'm just some random drunk with Internet access.
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- Trishntek
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
no Purple Haze? Ohhhhh man! It is gonna be shitty burn!
I've been told by a reliable source that the BLM will use tire spikes for darkwads on bicycles.
I've been told by a reliable source that the BLM will use tire spikes for darkwads on bicycles.
RETROFROLIC, the place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!
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Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
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- Lonesomebri
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
I won't be handing out any Sunny D.
- organizedchaos
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
We're going to see condition alpha from the great white out of 2002.
No really.
No really.
The answer is never no.
- Sail Man
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
I won't be there.
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
It now costs $1 per song minimum to watch a burner use a stripper pole or spin fire.
Hooping in public is no longer allowed to be erotic.
Due to the ticket fiasco, the Center Camp crew was unable to get enough core people together in time for Burning Man.
El-Wire is obsolete the way gothy poi kids jumped the shark in 2008, because you can get color-changing LED bicycle spoke lights for $7 at local hardware stores.
Virgins no longer get free blowjobs at the gate.
Actually, it IS your fault.
Hooping in public is no longer allowed to be erotic.
Due to the ticket fiasco, the Center Camp crew was unable to get enough core people together in time for Burning Man.
El-Wire is obsolete the way gothy poi kids jumped the shark in 2008, because you can get color-changing LED bicycle spoke lights for $7 at local hardware stores.
Virgins no longer get free blowjobs at the gate.
Actually, it IS your fault.
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
you can get them even cheaper on ebayZaphodBurner wrote:It now costs $1 per song minimum to watch a burner use a stripper pole or spin fire.
Hooping in public is no longer allowed to be erotic.
Due to the ticket fiasco, the Center Camp crew was unable to get enough core people together in time for Burning Man.
El-Wire is obsolete the way gothy poi kids jumped the shark in 2008, because you can get color-changing LED bicycle spoke lights for $7 at local hardware stores.
Virgins no longer get free blowjobs at the gate.
Actually, it IS your fault.
- CapSmashy
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
Shirtcockers will organize into gangs and move from camp to camp putting their shit covered asses all over people's stuff.
Playawaste Raiders cordially invites you to suck it.
- Homiesinheaven
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
-in order to pay for lawyering up, Pershing County will hand out as many citations as humanly possible. bring a couple of extra bucks for bail and eat your drugs before arrival.
Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
The LED lights or the blowjobs?alex_ wrote:you can get them even cheaper on ebayZaphodBurner wrote:It now costs $1 per song minimum to watch a burner use a stripper pole or spin fire.
Hooping in public is no longer allowed to be erotic.
Due to the ticket fiasco, the Center Camp crew was unable to get enough core people together in time for Burning Man.
El-Wire is obsolete the way gothy poi kids jumped the shark in 2008, because you can get color-changing LED bicycle spoke lights for $7 at local hardware stores.
Virgins no longer get free blowjobs at the gate.
Actually, it IS your fault.
Don't listen to me - I'm just some random drunk with Internet access.
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- Simon of the Playa
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
They started letting iowans in.
Frida Be You & Me
Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
= FAIL already.i heard from a reliable source in the inner circle that BMORG
Take two steps back from your sixth grade mentality and come up with something a little more original than blathering rumors.
Why? Because you're already too boring for most of us readers.
BTW, are you a hippie?
- Bob
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
Somebody's off their reading comprehension meds.
Amazing desert structures & stuff: http://sites.google.com/site/potatotrap/
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