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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:19 am

TERMINAL CITIZENS!

although i agree philosophically and Spiritually with APOKILIPTIKA, i must admit i like the Moop Nazi's uniforms better.

however, i disagree with the means to the end.

i'm afraid i am going to have to break with both camps and go my own way, the COWBOY WAY



yep, just me and my trusty sparklepony, riding the open playa, LEADING BY EXAMPLE AND PICKING UP MOOP AS WE GO.

yep, it's better that way....I dont need to brainwash the masses, i dont need to bully them either, i just need to show them the way to true FREEDOM OF MOOP.

The American Way.

I'm A Moop Cowboy, and the Playa is my Range.


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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby ygmir » Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:22 am

take care of your back there, cowboy, all that bendin and stuff stoopin could break it.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:21 pm

i stoop to conquer.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby MOOP_Nazi » Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:58 pm

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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Lassen Forge » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:15 pm

WHY is Moop Nazi crushing English bodies on PLAYA??? You can see splatter from body flying all over!!!

Blood, Guts, Bodily Fluids, even bones, were grevious red marks on Playa on moop map... yet is evident Moop Patrols of Moop Nazi intend on continuing the carnage upon the playa.

In contrast, Apokiliptika uses genuine Bodily-Fluid-proof tarps under all interrogation and annihilation areas, to insure OUR torture and destruction leaves nyet a moopy mess upon playa. In the 5 years we ran "Extrordinary Rendering" facility on playa we never got below GREEN on moop map.

And here is Moop Nazi, SMASHING BODY DIRECTLY ON PLAYA SURFACE!!! WE SHALL NOT TO STAND FOR IT!!!

Report all Moop-generating Moop-Nazi activities to local kommissar, or at militia depot at prisoner transport station.

It's not enough to STOP the horror... we must REMOVE it - like Moop - from PLAYA!!!
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:36 pm

Simple: Lay down a tarp before beginning the bloodbath.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby MOOP_Nazi » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:13 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Simple: Lay down a tarp before beginning the bloodbath.


We like this Ugly Dougly person. He has a good head on his shoulders. He may keep it.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Lassen Forge » Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:18 am

Is standard operational procedure in operational areas of Apokiliptika, komrade. We also have impervious plastic tarpage - and - requisite biohazard bags for various leftovers from experiemtations and interrogations. Is necessity, along with extra guards around grinders, blenders, and brush chipper outlets, to contain detritus.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby ygmir » Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:31 am

*sits on the sidelines, horned helm and battle ax, hoping to be invited to play*Image
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Matrushka » Fri Oct 07, 2011 9:39 am

MATRUSHKA ALWAYS IS WILLING TO ACCEPT KOMRADES WHO SHALL TO BE TRULY DEDICATED TO REVOLUTIONARY CAUSE OF DOOM. IF THEY CAN TO PROVE LOYAL.

WE ARE MOST PLEASED YOU HAVE ANSWERED CALL OF MATRUSHKA TO ARMS AGAINST ALL ENEMIES IF CONDEMNATION. WE WELKOM YOU TO OUR BOSOM, KOMRADE, TO DRINK FULLY OF THE VODKA OF ANNIHILATION.

YOU HAVE TO SET SHINING EXAMPLE TO OTHERS. WOULD THAT SUCH OTHER SOLDIERS ARISE AS FIRMLY AND RAPIDLY TO OPPORTUNITY OF GLORIOUS IMMOLATION ON PYRE OF ABSOLYTE PLAYA DOMINATION.

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Наша ошибка: отказа от контроля на предателей.

Их ошибка была Уничтожение истории.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Bob » Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:59 pm

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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Lassen Forge » Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:23 pm

KOMRADE...

Is only thing to do with horse, dead, in Siberian Winter, to Butcher, da, for Banquet.

Perhap you shall not to enjoy "Patriot day feast" on playa?

We shall want to tell you "Sacha" was dam fine plow puller until she sacrificed herself to feed the Soviet as was ultimate dream to be of service.

NYET be condemning, but loving of fearlesas steed who ran ahead of her own plow to assure forces of Apokiliptika fighting for doom were not to expiry of starvation.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Lassen Forge » Sat Oct 22, 2011 6:23 pm

LATE BROKEN NEWS...

We have begun Great Patriotic REDUX of APOKILIPTIKA 2012 website. You are welcome to view. Deserters shall be shot.

EVEN BETTER NEWS - - RECRUITING IS NOW OPEN - See www.apokiliptika.com for detail. This is YOUR CHANCE to be part of Action. DO NYET TO PASS UP!

That is all.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Killbuck » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:51 pm

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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Bluemandrew » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:13 pm

There's a bunch of Russian dudes yelling at eachother while replacing all of our windows right now. I thought of you guys.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:33 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:LATE BROKEN NEWS...

We have begun Great Patriotic REDUX of APOKILIPTIKA 2012 website. You are welcome to view. Deserters shall be shot.

EVEN BETTER NEWS - - RECRUITING IS NOW OPEN - See http://www.apokiliptika.com for detail. This is YOUR CHANCE to be part of Action. DO NYET TO PASS UP!

That is all.


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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Killbuck » Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:40 pm

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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:16 pm

happy new year from Me, to yours...






oh man nothing like a bad pun to start the last year of tte world as we know it...
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Elorrum » Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:17 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:happy new year from Me, to yours...






oh man nothing like a bad pun to start the last year of tte world as we know it...

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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Mr.Coffee » Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:28 am

There was day when MOOP not problem.

Was good time. Much sun. Bolsheviks play in field. No mine.

Cars drive on Playa, fast as they want.

Now is different. blinkenlight and boomy wub-wub. Gone are days of fast drive
Sun has met quota. Now is cold. You have potato?
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:06 am

i miss Andropov too.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:48 pm

There's a saying old
Says that love is blind -
Still we're often told,
"Seek and ye shalI find."
So I'm going to seek
A certain lad I've had in mind.
Looking everywhere,
Haven't found him yet;
He's the big affair
I cannot forget.
Only man I ever
Think of with regret.
I'd like to add his initials to my monogram.
Tell me, where is the shepherd for this lost lamb.
There's a somebody I'm longing to see
I hope that he
Turns out to be
Stalin who'll watch over me.
I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood.
I know I could
Always be good
To one who'll watch over me.
Although he may not be the man some
Girls think of as handsome
To my heart he carries the key.
Won't you telI him please to put on some speed -
Follow my lead -
Oh! How I need
Stalin to watch over me.
Stalin to watch over me.

(a work in progress...)
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri


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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:27 pm

The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri


Get a Taint, you pathetic cur!
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Killbuck » Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:37 am

It's about time I say!

Meanwhile....


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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:07 pm

The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri


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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Sail Man » Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:28 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Image

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mmmmmmmm, sushi
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby Lassen Forge » Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:39 pm

Is not dead enough... yet.

And why not? Because we need... YOU!!!

Sign ups are now Open. We are looking for people who KNOW how to bring in the year of DOOM in style.

We were waiting for Terminal city people to pull it together... if they do, then we'll be there, but if not... we will stand, as we did when first bringing doom onthe playa, proudly being those who will not fold to the mamby-pamby talk of "hope and change and fluffy bunnyism"...

I will start pushing for our traditional placement soonest. We... NEED...

Interrogatrixes - Must know how to coax facts from drunken playa personages
Commissars - To enforce the doom upon all of us.
Apokistapo Agents - To foment DOOM to other Kamps, to bring them under our dominion
Kriegsarbeiter Korps - That bring our kamp from dust to Doom!
Artzen of Arts... We need your ART!!! The 9th Komnitern dod NOT float on a lack of awesome propoganda.
Kommissars of the Kantina - Bring PBR to the doomed masses.
Most of all - we need...
YOU!

Want to be part of the Kompound that made Jonestown look like a stroll in the park? Want to be on the inside of the end?

The end,,, is HERE. Do you dare join the last legion? Or will you gratefully await us to blow over you like a duststorm of 2010??

APOKILIPTIKA 2012 - We Mayan be the last thing you see! It's your fealty - SWEAR... if you DARE.
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby ygmir » Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:55 pm

Sail Man wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Image

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mmmmmmmm, sushi


really Sailman, I was expecting a blind guy on a fishing boat joke from you...........
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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:38 pm

The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri


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Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Postby ianjthor » Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:13 am

Good morning Komrades,

I'll be a first time burner this year (provided I can get a ticket in the $240 lottery). I sent a couple emails out to Killbuck, starting I think way back in September. He informed me that he had to go underground until the whole Ghadafi thing blew over. Well, I haven't given up in trying to get a spot in your camp yet. Some guidance would be greatly appreciated as I try and organize this trip for me and a few of my friends.

I read through your site and I hope you will find me worthy of wearing the oven mitt. I am a 29yr old ( 30 on the 28th of August) airforce veteran, separated in 08. I was trained in cpr, first aide, basic life support and I completed combat lifesaver training for certification. While this will be my first burn I am no stranger to the desert, the effects of dehydration or hard work. Currently I am a mechanical engineering student at SMU and I am a notorious contraptionist. My 2011 projects included a waterproof-floating-bluetooth-stereo-cooler and a very powerful portable CO2 powered t-shirt gun. Currently I am working on an electric powered "dirtsurfer" that I intend to use as my primary method of transport on the playa. Also, I used to date a Russian.

I have a solid group of 3 friends that are planning on joining me on this adventure. All are very capable, helpful and motivated. If there are openings for virgin burners in your ranks please keep us in mind. At the least I would appreciate some guidance in possibly joining another camp.

I can best be reached at ianjthor(at)gmail(dot)com

Thank you for your consideration!

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