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The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:22 am

The Punjabi Dating Game is a spinoff from the old Dating Game, that really awful game show from the '70's. It will be held Friday evening from 7:30 until 8:30. Ninzy, from Barbie Death Village, is the lovely bachelorette and we are looking for no fewer than three single Punjabi bachelors (she lives in London so you don't actually have to reside in India) to be our contestants. The contest will be held on the deep playa, complete with Burning Man-approved fireworks during and after the event. Then the lucky winner will accompany Ninzy in the Barbie Mobile Whorehouse to The Wall Street Burn where the lucky couple will be given laminents that will allow them to be part of the Inner Circle of the TWSB, be toasted with champagne, and afterwords head back to Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro to continue their date! A splendid time is guaranteed for all. Let us know through this forum if you would like to be part of this beautiful event. And we really do need Punjabi bachelors, and if they happen to be perhaps a doctor, so much the better.
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby junglesmacks » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:24 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:[..]Then the lucky winner will accompany Ninzy in the Barbie Mobile Whorehouse to The Wall Street Burn where the lucky couple will be given laminents that will allow them to be part of the Inner Circle of the TWSB, be toasted with champagne, and afterwords head back to Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro to continue their date![..]


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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:57 am

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I can't believe there aren't any Punjabi single males (or at least males from India by way of anywhere else in the world) who wouldn't want to be part of The Punjabi Dating Game! We have as of now zero contestants, but have the fireworks and party favors all lined up. We could use your help!
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby ygmir » Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:33 am

Ted Danson knew what to do................
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby felony » Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:26 am

Hard to believe there are no bachelors out there....Ninzy is a lovely bachelorette with a killer accent-curvy in all the right places with a dazzling smile. Is there really no-one game for the game?
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby ygmir » Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:27 am

felony wrote:Hard to believe there are no bachelors out there....Ninzy is a lovely bachelorette with a killer accent-curvy in all the right places with a dazzling smile. Is there really no-one game for the game?

I think the qualifications have narrowed the field quite a bit, Felony. but the word might get out.
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby mgb327 » Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:59 am

I am game for the game, but alas, am only of the Danish descent....I am not a doctor, either.....
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby felony » Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:22 pm

mgb327- Please stop by Barbie Death Camp early in the week and talk to doc or myself. Ideally the contestants would be Indian- but the Playa does not always provide and we improvise. It's a game. Maybe what she is really looking for is someone of Danish descent. We'll soon see.
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby C187 » Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:17 pm

junglesmacks - I <3 you

Doc - If only more people from that part of the world would make it onto the playa. If only.. if only..
Hopefully you guys will find a few able body men for her to play with.
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby mgb327 » Sun Jul 22, 2012 7:40 pm

felony wrote:mgb327- Please stop by Barbie Death Camp early in the week and talk to doc or myself. Ideally the contestants would be Indian- but the Playa does not always provide and we improvise. It's a game. Maybe what she is really looking for is someone of Danish descent. We'll soon see.

Thanks Felony. I will mention it to Doc....might be interesting. I could impress her with my culinary skills...or sumpin'. *working on my call-center accent*
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby wh..sh » Sun Jul 22, 2012 7:50 pm

mgb327 wrote:*working on my call-center accent*

errrr... Ninzy lives in England and I doubt she has an Indian accent.
Make sure you don't lose points over "call-center" jokes. You could practice Bollywood dance instead :)
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby mgb327 » Sun Jul 22, 2012 7:54 pm

wh..sh wrote:
mgb327 wrote:*working on my call-center accent*

errrr... Ninzy lives in England and I doubt she has an Indian accent.
Make sure you don't lose points over "call-center" jokes. You could practice Bollywood dance instead :)

This I understand, but the male contestants are supposed to be of Punjabi descent, hence the "accent" comment. I got the Bollywood dance down.....
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby C187 » Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:22 pm

mgb327 wrote:I got the Bollywood dance down.....


But do you have the minimum required amount of backup dancers?
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby ygmir » Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:18 pm

mgb327 wrote:I am game for the game, but alas, am only of the Danish descent....I am not a doctor, either.....

hey, me too! Dane, and not a doctor...........

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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby wh..sh » Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:34 pm

ygmir wrote:
mgb327 wrote:I am game for the game, but alas, am only of the Danish descent....I am not a doctor, either.....

hey, me too! Dane, and not a doctor...........

*licks eyebrows, heads backstage*

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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:48 pm

ygmir wrote:*licks eyebrows, heads backstage*



Oooh... I see you bring some special qualifications to the game.
Now let's see you take that act downstage.
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:02 pm

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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby Turtleburp » Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:30 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:<bump>
I can't believe there aren't any Punjabi single males (or at least males from India by way of anywhere else in the world) who wouldn't want to be part of The Punjabi Dating Game! We have as of now zero contestants, but have the fireworks and party favors all lined up. We could use your help!


Okay I'll take one for the team...

Since I'm not punjabi it will require a serious spray tan and my very very best accent.

I'm sure no one will be upset at all!
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby ygmir » Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:40 am

catinthefunnyhat wrote:
ygmir wrote:*licks eyebrows, heads backstage*



Oooh... I see you bring some special qualifications to the game.
Now let's see you take that act downstage.


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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby wh..sh » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:26 am

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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby seantildawn » Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:50 am

I am not Punjabi but I will have a Jhal Muri cart to bring.
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby pink » Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:24 pm

I'm going to send this link to our lovely bartender. He might be up for it, and he IS from India!
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:56 pm

And remember, the winner will get a lanyard that gets them into the "inner circle" of the Burn Wall Street burn that evening. That in and of itself is reason enough to enter. Oh, and Ninzy's pretty hot as well. Too bad I can't enter much less win.
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby ygmir » Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:40 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:And remember, the winner will get a lanyard that gets them into the "inner circle" of the Burn Wall Street burn that evening. That in and of itself is reason enough to enter. Oh, and Ninzy's pretty hot as well. Too bad I can't enter much less win.


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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby BoyScoutGirl » Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:23 pm

Hold the phone - Doc Pyro's a lady?

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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby ygmir » Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:45 pm

BoyScoutGirl wrote:Hold the phone - Doc Pyro's a lady?

But - but - mustache!


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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby Pippi » Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:00 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:<bump>
I can't believe there aren't any Punjabi single males (or at least males from India by way of anywhere else in the world) who wouldn't want to be part of The Punjabi Dating Game! We have as of now zero contestants, but have the fireworks and party favors all lined up. We could use your help!


I'm on it Doc! I'm from CouchBurnersCamp (couchsurfing) who has a large international community. AND! I believe we have a few lovely lads coming from India.

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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby gyre » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:30 am

When someone compliments your english as in ...

"You speak english very well."'

The proper response is:

"So do you."
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby tigertiger » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:26 pm

well not a Punjabi, but am an Indian from India who has been coming to burn for last 5 years. I am the bartender at camp retrofrolic at 730 and D. Do let me know If can be of help to you guy. Miss pink told me about you guys so I thought I would say Hi
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Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

Postby gyre » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:31 pm

If not Punjabi, what are you?
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