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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby A-RockLeFrench » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:03 pm

moonrise wrote:Unjon, You could wear a REAL leopard skin (or some other endangered species skin) leotard and chug Krudge from a bottle with a baby bottle nipple. That might piss off a few people.

Or heck, make it a wife-beater made from endangered species hide. Creepy enough for ya? Oh and don't forget the Krudge Champagne or Sparkling wino (piss) or whatever that crap is inside...lol! :lol:
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby Zhust » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:17 am

Put this on a shirt:

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and wear it with no pants.

I tried this a few years back and it drew a LOT of animosity.
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby MyDearFriend » Mon May 05, 2014 9:51 am

Hahahahahaha, Zhust that's great! Sorry that so few people got the joke. I will confess right here that I find shirt-cockers quite endearing 8) and, am much less bothered by darkwads than I am by the people who shout at them. :?

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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby VultureChow » Mon May 05, 2014 11:24 am

You ever see those novelty beach coverups with a bikini printed on them? It occurs to me that you could reverse that and wear something like this:

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Sorry for my horrible rendition of cartoon genitalia and chest hair.

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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby Drawingablank » Mon May 05, 2014 8:26 pm

Great idea VC
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby sadie » Mon May 05, 2014 9:47 pm

Haha! Good one VC..!

What will piss me off?? If I don't get to meet and hang out with you fuckos. :D

have I been around long enough to call you fuckos? :shock:

if not, substitute "fine individuals" for "fuckos" :wink:
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon May 05, 2014 11:27 pm

Actually, the cartoon quality... works.
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby shroom » Tue May 06, 2014 5:46 am

VultureChow wrote:You ever see those novelty beach coverups with a bikini printed on them? It occurs to me that you could reverse that and wear something like this:

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Sorry for my horrible rendition of cartoon genitalia and chest hair.

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lol, I would give that a giggle if i saw it
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby ^Rhino! » Tue May 06, 2014 7:57 pm

shroom wrote:
VultureChow wrote:You ever see those novelty beach coverups with a bikini printed on them? It occurs to me that you could reverse that and wear something like this:

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Sorry for my horrible rendition of cartoon genitalia and chest hair.

/Do NOT GIS cartoon naked guy without safe search on



lol, I would give that a giggle if i saw it



I would too, It's shirtcocking gone commercial.
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby fernley1 » Tue May 06, 2014 8:00 pm

VC, great design just the way it is, LOL.
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby Captain Goddammit » Wed May 07, 2014 2:38 pm

Sunbeam56 wrote:Behavior is more likely to piss me off than clothes.


Well that's pretty much a given... we are talking about that crotchety piss-poor attitude ol' Unjonharley! I think the Pope flipped him off once back in 1932.
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby FIGJAM » Wed May 07, 2014 6:53 pm

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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed May 07, 2014 7:00 pm

Now, it would have been an honor to be flipped off by Pius XII; Pius XI, not so much.
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby tamarakay » Wed May 07, 2014 7:24 pm

I wore flesh colored tights and a tshirt last year. Got some double takes and a few laughs. I keep meaning to sew some junk onto the tights, but get distracted.
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed May 07, 2014 7:39 pm

tamarakay wrote:I wore flesh colored tights and a tshirt last year. Got some double takes and a few laughs. I keep meaning to sew some junk onto the tights, but get distracted.

Make an extra set for Vulture Chow, please.
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby Captain Goddammit » Thu May 08, 2014 5:02 pm

What is the consensus on females "shirt cunting"? I mean, it's pretty difficult for any form of female nudity to be offensive at all (unless Unjonharley got a sex change) but somehow shirt cunting might manage to do it. Maybe. Well… I dunno. Maybe not…
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby unjonharley » Thu May 08, 2014 6:52 pm

It will piss me off.. If the Captain changes his mind and shows up at BM this year with that goddamn hat he stole off a drunk sailor.
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby Captain Goddammit » Fri May 09, 2014 10:40 am

I'll be there next year, just to piss you off!
And I didn't steal that hat I "borrowed" it.
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby Token » Fri May 09, 2014 10:53 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:What is the consensus on females "shirt cunting"? I mean, it's pretty difficult for any form of female nudity to be offensive at all (unless Unjonharley got a sex change) but somehow shirt cunting might manage to do it. Maybe. Well… I dunno. Maybe not…


That entirely depends on how much bacon hangs beyond the majora. :twisted:
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby TT120 » Fri May 09, 2014 11:00 am

I think they call it "Daisy Ducking" and it is perfectly acceptable. Encouraged even.....
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby VultureChow » Fri May 09, 2014 11:03 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
tamarakay wrote:I wore flesh colored tights and a tshirt last year. Got some double takes and a few laughs. I keep meaning to sew some junk onto the tights, but get distracted.

Make an extra set for Vulture Chow, please.


I just need the tights.

One of my more... disturbing crochet projects was this lovely pecker pouch. The sack holds jellybeans and it is worn around the waist.

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Of course, I could go whole hog.

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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby Captain Goddammit » Fri May 09, 2014 2:09 pm

Holy fuck. That is messed up.
The little girl is... that is just messed up...
Jelly bean dispenser or not. That's just messed up.
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby unjonharley » Fri May 09, 2014 6:06 pm

That is just wrong.

Still not as bad as meeting you in person
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby fernley1 » Fri May 09, 2014 7:23 pm

LOL,Wow, WTF. That picture is just wrong.

I going out at night shirt-cocking. A little el-wire and ill be glow cocking.
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri May 09, 2014 9:53 pm

Better or worse that than angelic-sounding girl soprano singing, Let the heathen spill them on the dusty ground?
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby Captain Goddammit » Sat May 10, 2014 6:32 am

fernley1 wrote:I going out at night shirt-cocking. A little el-wire and ill be glow cocking.

One night at Bianca's Smut Shack (a legendary old bar and dance camp from around the turn of the century) there was a shirtcock guy passed out on a chair with a glow stick on his cock. It was pretty funny, just glowing away while he was dead to the world
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby *Kat* » Sat May 10, 2014 10:05 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Better or worse that than angelic-sounding girl soprano singing, Let the heathen spill them on the dusty ground?


Worse... much worse... :twisted:
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Re: What Will Piss You Off?

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Wed May 14, 2014 7:20 pm

pssssst...

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