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Re: So you want to be a shirtcocker

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:08 am

*a feeling of warmth and happiness spreads through the fish at that anecdote*
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Re: So you want to be a shirtcocker

Postby graidawg » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:47 pm

his pet dildo? I had to type this about 6 times i am laughing so much
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Re: So you want to be a shirtcocker

Postby VultureChow » Wed May 09, 2012 11:41 am

Behold the first version... for a completely unrelated event.

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The scrotum holds a bag of jelly beans.

I made a goatse hat for this event too, but it is in poor taste.
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Re: So you want to be a shirtcocker

Postby oneeyeddick » Wed May 09, 2012 1:06 pm

That's the thing about goatse art, it's really hard to find a niche' for it.
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Re: So you want to be a shirtcocker

Postby VultureChow » Wed May 09, 2012 1:17 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:That's the thing about goatse art, it's really hard to find a niche' for it.

It came out far more lurid than I thought it would. Still debating whether I should wear it to this thing. There will be other goatse related crafts, but... well here:

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