Nudity Banned in BRC?!?!?! Rumor or Possible Truth?

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Postby Savannah » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:16 pm

Elliot wrote:
Fufa wrote:And an orange square. Quite fashionable indeed.

Alas, Photobucket deletes "anatomically correct" pictures. Thus I had to add the "digital loin cloth".


And "Digital Loin Cloth" shall be the name of my new band . . .
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Postby Elliot » Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:25 pm

Savannah wrote:And "Digital Loin Cloth" shall be the name of my new band . . .

You will pay royalties to Dave Barry, right?
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Postby Playa+Tom » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:00 pm

If you saw me naked you would be in favor of a ban on nudity.
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Postby Elliot » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:12 pm

Playa+Tom wrote:If you saw me naked you would be in favor of a ban on nudity.

Off to the gym and the nutritionist you go -- you have more than half a year!
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Postby Sham » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:22 pm

I'm practicing my banned nudity by taking a shower in a raincoat.
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Re: Nudity Banned in BRC?!?!?! Rumor or Possible Truth?

Postby Dr. Pyro » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:39 pm

Sham, I saw you last year during the Naked Bike Ride & Pub Crawl. Wearing a raincoat all of the time wouldn't be that bad of an idea. Just sayin' my friend.
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Postby knowmad » Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:04 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Sham, I saw you last year during the Naked Bike Ride & Pub Crawl. Wearing a raincoat all of the time wouldn't be that bad of an idea. Just sayin' my friend.

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Postby Savannah » Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:09 pm

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Savannah wrote:And "Digital Loin Cloth" shall be the name of my new band . . .

You will pay royalties to Dave Barry, right?


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Postby Elliot » Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:34 pm

What do you mean? He's the one who coined the phrase "...which would be a great name for a rock band."
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Postby Savannah » Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:48 pm

Did he? I wasn't copying anyone purposefully; to me it seems like an obvious joke (which is also why I accuse people I've never met of owing me money). :D

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Postby knowmad » Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:12 am

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Postby Elliot » Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:32 am

Savannah wrote:Did he? I wasn't copying anyone purposefully; to me it seems like an obvious joke (which is also why I accuse people I've never met of owing me money). :D

Darn right it's a good line. Carry on! :D
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Postby Sham » Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:14 am

knowmad wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:Sham, I saw you last year during the Naked Bike Ride & Pub Crawl. Wearing a raincoat all of the time wouldn't be that bad of an idea. Just sayin' my friend.

owch!
:lol:

Ouch is right. I thought the way that you were looking at me Doc, hard for 5 minutes meant you were impressed. :roll:
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Postby knowmad » Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:45 am

Shambala wrote:
knowmad wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:Sham, I saw you last year during the Naked Bike Ride & Pub Crawl. Wearing a raincoat all of the time wouldn't be that bad of an idea. Just sayin' my friend.

owch!
:lol:

Ouch is right. I thought the way that you were looking at me Doc, hard for 5 minutes, meant you were impressed. :roll:

on a scale of one to ten how would you rate yourself the proper use of commas?
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Postby C187 » Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:10 pm

knowmad wrote:on a scale of one to ten how would you rate yourself the proper use of commas?


I notice them about as often as I give a damn about nude people on the playa or people claiming to have taken an arrow to the knee. Now how quickly can I get the digital loin cloth trademarked and on the market before anyone else? hummm...
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Postby Nipple » Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:26 pm

I used to go to Burning Man like you...

But then I took a shirtcocker in the temple.
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Postby Elliot » Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:11 pm

C187 wrote: Now how quickly can I get the digital loin cloth trademarked and on the market before anyone else? hummm...

Too late. I already have them in mass production.

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Postby Bin Noddin » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:06 pm

EEEEELLLLLLLEEEEEEEIIIIIOOOOTTT!!! Stop, yer killin' me.
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Postby Elliot » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:09 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:EEEEELLLLLLLEEEEEEEIIIIIOOOOTTT!!! Stop, yer killin' me.

I knew my body was good for something.... Comic relief! :lol:
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:40 am

Assuming the comic in question is Bizarro.
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Postby wh..sh » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:17 am

LOL! Elliot, that was good laugh.

Btw, does this digital loin cloth come in standard size?
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Postby junglesmacks » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:47 am

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Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Postby Elliot » Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:35 pm

wh..sh wrote:LOL! Elliot, that was good laugh.

Btw, does this digital loin cloth come in standard size?

I'm sure it does. But since Photobucket does not allow even a glimpse of "naughty bits", I must wear the Fortune 500 Industrial size.
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Postby SquirrelHead » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:01 pm

Savannah wrote:And "Digital Loin Cloth" shall be the name of my new band . . .


I would definitely go see a band called "Digital Loin Cloth"! How could you not?
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Postby bubbavic » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:16 pm

Elliot wrote:
wh..sh wrote:LOL! Elliot, that was good laugh.

Btw, does this digital loin cloth come in standard size?

I'm sure it does. But since Photobucket does not allow even a glimpse of "naughty bits", I must wear the Fortune 500 Industrial size.


Which begs the question: How low do they go?? ;)
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Postby MyDearFriend » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:36 pm

Elliot wrote:
Bin Noddin wrote:EEEEELLLLLLLEEEEEEEIIIIIOOOOTTT!!! Stop, yer killin' me.

I knew my body was good for something.... Comic relief! :lol:


If I said you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

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Postby Elliot » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:22 pm

Simon, the image is too large. It runs off the side of the screen, even at maximum resolution.

MyDearFriend, you have been listening to country music again. Go to your room.








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Postby Elliot » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:33 pm

bubbavic wrote:Which begs the question: How low do they go?? ;)

Not sure what you mean, but if you mean how low on the belly will Photobucket tolerate, I can tell you that I once cropped that picture so just the top few pubic hairs were visible, and they censored that.

On the other hand, I seem to have gotten away with "murder" on this one:

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Postby AntiM » Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:28 pm

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