I know for a fact that El Monte RV still has RVs available...in the Seattle area. Hey! It's a nice drive!
Fly into SEA on Thursday, p/up RV on Friday and load up, depart Saturday morning, overnight at Summer Lake, arrive BM Sunday, return following Monday, turn her in on Tuesday, fly home Tuesday afternoon...voila!
Don't bore your friends with all your troubles. Tell your enemies instead, for they will delight in hearing about them.