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Will dance for BBQ?

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Postby LittleJack » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:31 pm

When I was delivering the newspaper last year, someone fed me a bacon and peanut butter sandwich. It was AMAZING!
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Postby ygmir » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:19 am

my first year, my friend and I were walking over near 8 o'clock somewhere......sometime at night , and, this super hot chick comes out, dressed in indian (the country) slave girl garb, and asks us if we're hungry.
We said "yeah" (drooling) and, followed her into a tent, where, we were served the best indian food, I've ever had......and, there were seductive dancers, music, the whole thing.........
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Postby C.f.M. » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:45 am

CapSmashy wrote:Okay. Come by the camp.

1. If we like your performance, we will feed you.
2. If we do not like your performance, we get to gut you like a fish and hang you on the camp wall.

Deal?



Will "like" be decided by vote? Otherwise I say let's not waste our time watching some stoner hop around and just get to the gutting.
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Postby ygmir » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:03 am

C.f.M. wrote:
CapSmashy wrote:Okay. Come by the camp.

1. If we like your performance, we will feed you.
2. If we do not like your performance, we get to gut you like a fish and hang you on the camp wall.

Deal?



Will "like" be decided by vote? Otherwise I say let's not waste our time watching some stoner hop around and just get to the gutting.


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Postby StickyChron » Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:36 am

C.f.M. wrote:
CapSmashy wrote:Okay. Come by the camp.

1. If we like your performance, we will feed you.
2. If we do not like your performance, we get to gut you like a fish and hang you on the camp wall.

Deal?



Will "like" be decided by vote? Otherwise I say let's not waste our time watching some stoner hop around and just get to the gutting.



I'd hope six years of hip-hop dance classes and teaching myself how to break, would enable me to do more than "hop around". I resent being called a stoner as well, and making generalities is never fun for anyone.

Your camp will not be on my circuit.
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Postby Sail Man » Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:45 am

StickyChron wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:
CapSmashy wrote:Okay. Come by the camp.

1. If we like your performance, we will feed you.
2. If we do not like your performance, we get to gut you like a fish and hang you on the camp wall.

Deal?



Will "like" be decided by vote? Otherwise I say let's not waste our time watching some stoner hop around and just get to the gutting.



I'd hope six years of hip-hop dance classes and teaching myself how to break, would enable me to do more than "hop around". I resent being called a stoner as well, and making generalities is never fun for anyone.

Your camp will not be on my circuit.


True that. Terminal City is not for the weak or timid. :P
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:49 am

StickyChron wrote:Your camp will not be on my circuit.


I can't read the sign in your avatar. What's it say?
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Postby StickyChron » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:08 pm

Its merely proof of my involvement with the Drug Enforcement Administration.
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Postby C.f.M. » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:13 pm

StickyChron wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:
CapSmashy wrote:Okay. Come by the camp.

1. If we like your performance, we will feed you.
2. If we do not like your performance, we get to gut you like a fish and hang you on the camp wall.

Deal?



Will "like" be decided by vote? Otherwise I say let's not waste our time watching some stoner hop around and just get to the gutting.



I'd hope six years of hip-hop dance classes and teaching myself how to break, would enable me to do more than "hop around". I resent being called a stoner as well, and making generalities is never fun for anyone.

Your camp will not be on my circuit.


Gosh, you're right! Sorry for the generalization - I mean, I like Chronicles of Narnia too!!
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Postby knowmad » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:14 pm

Fufa wrote:I met someone who brought nothing but a backpack of clothes and a tarp last year. He was a homeless drifter in his 20s who hitchhiked all the way from Victoria, then panhandled at the gates until he had the $360 to buy a ticket. I think he was the one mooch I didn't mind inviting for dinner. He didn't need to dance or ask for food either, just be the kind hearted sociable guy he was. I think I talked with him like an hour about Vancouver Island after I discovered he was from my hometown.


On another note, my boyfriend had to show his weiner for a weiner at I the Wigglin' Weenies camp.


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Postby StickyChron » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:22 pm

C.f.M. wrote:
StickyChron wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:
CapSmashy wrote:Okay. Come by the camp.

1. If we like your performance, we will feed you.
2. If we do not like your performance, we get to gut you like a fish and hang you on the camp wall.

Deal?



Will "like" be decided by vote? Otherwise I say let's not waste our time watching some stoner hop around and just get to the gutting.



I'd hope six years of hip-hop dance classes and teaching myself how to break, would enable me to do more than "hop around". I resent being called a stoner as well, and making generalities is never fun for anyone.

Your camp will not be on my circuit.


Gosh, you're right! Sorry for the generalization - I mean, I like Chronicles of Narnia too!!


I like to consider myself an "active marijuana enthusiast". Smoking weed doesn't automatically mean you're a lazy stoner...

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Postby StickyChron » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:25 pm

Just for the record CFM, I am a stoner. I'm just not lazy and I don't hop around. :wink:

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Postby C.f.M. » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:28 pm

I didn't use the word "lazy" in my post at all or make any allusion to the physical proclivities of stoners; if you chose to infer such negative generalizations about yourself into a word on a screen, that's all you.
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Postby StickyChron » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:39 pm

Saying "some stoner" pretty much infers that I am no different than any other stereotypical inactive marijuana user, and you went on to say "hop around" as if that was all my stoner abilities would allow me to do. You didn't directly say it, but the message I got was that my offerings for food would be shot down because I'm just another lazy asshole pothead. All those big words almost threw me off...

You're gettin' real serious, real fast. I don't want to anger the queen of eplaya... :roll:
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Postby StickyChron » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:44 pm

THIS JUST IN: THE INTERNETS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS!
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Postby C.f.M. » Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:00 pm

StickyChron wrote:Saying "some stoner" pretty much infers that I am no different than any other stereotypical inactive marijuana user, and you went on to say "hop around" as if that was all my stoner abilities would allow me to do. You didn't directly say it, but the message I got was that my offerings for food would be shot down because I'm just another lazy asshole pothead. All those big words almost threw me off...


No, I just hate dancing.
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Postby StickyChron » Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:33 pm

C.f.M. wrote:
StickyChron wrote:Saying "some stoner" pretty much infers that I am no different than any other stereotypical inactive marijuana user, and you went on to say "hop around" as if that was all my stoner abilities would allow me to do. You didn't directly say it, but the message I got was that my offerings for food would be shot down because I'm just another lazy asshole pothead. All those big words almost threw me off...


No, I just hate dancing.


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Postby Elorrum » Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:44 pm

how about your bring your own food anyway? I don't appreciate performance art that pivots an individual's survival on getting a favorable review.
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Postby StickyChron » Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:54 pm

I wish there was a sarcasm font for the internet. People wouldn't be quite so lost in life.


THIS THREAD WAS A JOKE. A JOKE GONE HORRIBLY WRONG, THANKS TO CYNICAL ETURDS THAT NEED TO LIGHTEN UP.
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Postby CapSmashy » Thu Apr 28, 2011 1:04 pm

StickyChron wrote:I don't want to anger the queen of eplaya... :roll:


Its on now.
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Postby CapSmashy » Thu Apr 28, 2011 1:05 pm

StickyChron wrote:THIS THREAD WAS JOKE. A JOKE GONE HORRIBLY WRONG, THANKS TO CYNICAL ETURDS THAT NEED TO LIGHTEN UP.


Back peddle all you want. We will find you.
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Postby StickyChron » Thu Apr 28, 2011 1:16 pm

Good luck! It shouldn't be that hard, I'm pretty loud and noticeable usually.
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Postby Dr Jet Sinister » Thu Apr 28, 2011 1:19 pm

StickyChron wrote:You didn't directly say it, but the message I got was that my offerings for food would be shot down because I'm just another lazy asshole pothead.

Sounds like someone is awfully defensive about their abilities to read so much into a message board comment.
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Postby graidawg » Thu Apr 28, 2011 1:23 pm

na. i just won't. i could but i won't. its not that i dont want to i'm just not going to. not because i'm a lazy stoner because i'm not stoned and haven't been for a while, i'm just not going to.
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Postby Boijoy » Thu Apr 28, 2011 1:31 pm

" hip HOP dancing".. " HOPping around".
ok,, the do both have HOP in em.

Come on by Metro Mart Sticky. Im sure we can toss some decent grub at ya & learn a few moves. We might even be able to help you out with any other item you may have forgotten. Thats what we do at the Mart. :)
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Postby moonrise » Thu Apr 28, 2011 2:03 pm

StickyChron wrote:Its spaghetti with soy sauce...


Soy is TOXIC!! Unless the soy has been broken down with fermetation it causes many digestive problems.
Tofu or raw soy beans being the WORST for your health!

It's 3xs harder to digest, causes stomach cancer...might as well eat plastic. Temari soy sauce and Miso are two kinds of soy that're safe to use, as a condiment only. (there's a third, I forgot what it's called)

Wesson and Crisco LOVE soy; zero crop rotation..this destroys the land, it's dirt cheap to grow, has a huge profit margin and on and on. Lobbyists (lying asshats) are trying to classify (trick the public) it with the FDA as a 'food' called 'modified food starch', blech, it barely makes decent cardboard, lmao.

Please be safe and use only Temari Soy sauce in your "Hippie Alfredo".
Enjoy the dancin' n dining...oh, and watch out for the 'homemade' marshmallows :lol:
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Postby StickyChron » Thu Apr 28, 2011 2:26 pm

moonrise wrote:
StickyChron wrote:Its spaghetti with soy sauce...


Soy is TOXIC!! Unless the soy has been broken down with fermetation it causes many digestive problems.
Tofu or raw soy beans being the WORST for your health!

It's 3xs harder to digest, causes stomach cancer...might as well eat plastic. Temari soy sauce and Miso are two kinds of soy that're safe to use, as a condiment only. (there's a third, I forgot what it's called)

Wesson and Crisco LOVE soy; zero crop rotation..this destroys the land, it's dirt cheap to grow, has a huge profit margin and on and on. Lobbyists (lying asshats) are trying to classify (trick the public) it with the FDA as a 'food' called 'modified food starch', blech, it barely makes decent cardboard, lmao.

Please be safe and use only Temari Soy sauce in your "Hippie Alfredo".
Enjoy the dancin' n dining...oh, and watch out for the 'homemade' marshmallows :lol:


Good lookin' out. I was actually aware of this, my parents are health freaks. Only this:Image
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Postby moonrise » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:03 pm

Yup, ^^^^Tamari is the stuff. Soy must be rotted/fermented, otherwise it's poisonous.

Every Nor Cal kid should learn this recipe!
Hippie popcorn: place popped corn in a paper bag, sprinkle fermented soy sauce, tobasco, salt pepper, grated parmasean cheese...shake it all up and enjoy!
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Postby C.f.M. » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:07 pm

If you did the tamari and made the sketti gluten-free, you could be a very popular man, indeed.

Just not with ME because I am NINETY YEARS OLD and I hate all you kids and your new-fangled locked pops n jerking.
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Postby StickyChron » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:49 pm

moonrise wrote:Yup, ^^^^Tamari is the stuff. Soy must be rotted/fermented, otherwise it's poisonous.

Every Nor Cal kid should learn this recipe!
Hippie popcorn: place popped corn in a paper bag, sprinkle fermented soy sauce, tobasco, salt pepper, grated parmasean cheese...shake it all up and enjoy!



:lol: :lol: My mom made this when I was a wee lad, only instead of tobasco she uses cheyenne pepper and a little all spice. Its quite delicious.

I grew up putting soy sauce and nutritional yeast on everything. My parents are vegetarian/vegan, so yeast was one of my protein staples that I could put on most things.
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