Anyone made a penis popsicle?

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Re: Anyone made a penis popsicle?

Postby Drawingablank » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:06 am

While molding a copy may be fun, all the steps and materials for making a food safe mold of it is a lot of work and expense.

If you don't need an exact replica, use chocolate molds which cost as little as 2.25 each and are reusable many times. Pretty much anything that doesn't require temperatures over 160 degrees F. can be molded in them, and they are food safe. They are available in may styles of penis from bite sized up to about 9 inches, and in flat backed (one sided), lollypop, and 3D. In addition to "normal ones" they make penis pistiols, penis pacifiers, and other novelty stuff.
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Re: Anyone made a penis popsicle?

Postby maladroit » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:54 pm

Folks, we have an edible-penis expert.
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Re: Anyone made a penis popsicle?

Postby nathanbyrne » Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:27 pm

Chef Jeff,

That's awesome that you've been making them a while. Can you outline your full process for me? Do you make your cast first, then molds etc etc...

Thanks,

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Re: Anyone made a penis popsicle?

Postby Mojojita » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:20 pm

Since alcohol does not freeze well, I think penis jello shots would be amusing - you would kind of have to swallow the whole thing at once.........pina colada flavored.....
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Re: Anyone made a penis popsicle?

Postby ygmir » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:32 pm

Mojojita wrote:Since alcohol does not freeze well, I think penis jello shots would be amusing - you would kind of have to swallow the whole thing at once.........pina colada flavored.....


right there!! "sexually oblique mayvin of spectacular carnal cognition and exemplary innovation for erotic experience".

you are so crowned.
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Re: Anyone made a penis popsicle?

Postby Mojojita » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:56 pm

ygmir wrote:
Mojojita wrote:Since alcohol does not freeze well, I think penis jello shots would be amusing - you would kind of have to swallow the whole thing at once.........pina colada flavored.....


right there!! "sexually oblique mayvin of spectacular carnal cognition and exemplary innovation for erotic experience".

you are so crowned.



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