We are currently accepting applications for Life Guards and Bartenders at Transcendent FunKtions. great location, 9:30 Mercury and all the comfort amenities of a really dusty, loud, sexy, five star hotel. but unlike most five star hotels our pool is naturally filtered through diatemitious earth, no chlorine baby. oh, and our staff is either drunk, naked, on drugs, or about to be.
"our bar never closes and please don't piss in the pool...again"
If you can't ride it, burn it.