I have one large men's bike up for grabs. May need minor adjustments, but everything looks to be present and functioning. I'm 5'7" and it's a little too tall for me, so hopefully you're taller than I am.
Also available to BORROW, is one nice 4-bike hitch-mount bike carrier. Fits in a 1 1/4" trailer hitch. I do want it back, so I might ask for some sort of collateral or means for hunting you down post-event.
Both are located in South San Francisco.