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Postby amnesia » Sun May 09, 2004 10:15 pm

avas thee mates
punch as drunk as thee may be
tuck it in a notch
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Postby amnesia » Sun May 09, 2004 10:17 pm

forgot reason why
where we be it seems a lark
except for these balls
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Postby amnesia » Sun May 09, 2004 10:19 pm

we will be crushed
these balls ceaselessly do pound
still i have no name
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Sun May 09, 2004 11:24 pm

Jesus what the fuck
Haikus about scrotum sacs
Came out of nowhere
"Whaoomph! Whaomph! Burbbleburbblepattpattpattpatt... WHAAAAAaaoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........!!!"
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Postby angrykittie25 » Mon May 10, 2004 12:07 am

There have been a few threads where mens genitalia somehow sneeks into the main topic of discussion. :lol:
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Postby RingO'Fire » Mon May 10, 2004 7:21 am

angrykittie25 wrote:There have been a few threads where mens genitalia somehow sneeks into the main topic of discussion.


I know! Isn't that annoying! I don't know how this keeps on happening.

It's true, in the past I myself have been guilty of sneaking the subject of mens' genitalia into the main topic of discussion (i.e., youthful indiscretions involving my own).

However, I have changed my ways! I hereby pledge to do my part to sneak the subject of women's genitalia into the discussion more often, regardless of the original discussion topic.
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...
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Postby mindfunk13 » Mon May 10, 2004 8:35 pm

how can you argue with that lol btw i gotta finda new vagina, its hard to ryme a word like vagina lmao
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fuck em'

Postby loLo » Fri May 14, 2004 9:16 am

i'm not gonna tell you what your problem is, like most of the other post. i saw what you were doing was completely sincere in going about trying to find a partner for bm in a creative and fun way. :arrow: and you shouldn't have been judged.
the whole ticket thing is just a plus in getting to meet a new friend or two, and having fun doing it... too bad i'm taken, or i'd play, fuck what people think, whose to say it won't suck? :D
good luck
have a good one!
lolo.......................................... 8) .....................................likewhoa!!
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Fri May 14, 2004 9:21 pm

"Carolina" rhymes with "vagina"... which doesn't rhyme with "meat curtains" at all, but that's really hard to rhyme...
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Fri May 14, 2004 9:29 pm

Be certain to keep workin' those meat curtains
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Postby stuart » Fri May 21, 2004 12:09 pm

Maybe sell both of them?



how did I miss this thread? This was one of the funniest things I've read here in a while.



another note, I have been to BM several times. Never got laid, never spent my energy tryin. La dee da. Never had anything but a kick ass time. Coincidence?
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Postby Ranger Genius » Fri May 21, 2004 12:29 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:"Carolina" rhymes with "vagina"... which doesn't rhyme with "meat curtains" at all, but that's really hard to rhyme...


Reposted from Lecherous Limericks:

A Young Woman from South Carolina
Placed Fiddlestrings 'cross her vagina
and with proper sized cocks
what was sex became Bach's
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.

Gratuitous, I know, but I couldn't help it. Now to compose a limerick using "Meat Curtains." Will advise of status.
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post to craigs list in a few cities, you'll get responses

Postby username » Fri May 21, 2004 3:38 pm

course they might want to see yer pics first! or wear a sandwhich board sign and flambe lounge and troll!
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